Eyebrows

FixdePitchmark

I'm all for women empowerment etc.

But could someone explain what women are doing with their eyebrows.

Bizarre.

Deebles McBeebles

How did you conflate women's right issues with their eyebrows?

BeerWolf

EMPOWERING!!!

(That is an actual model's unibrow! )

endacl

Paging representative of all women to thread.

Mister Vain

I don't mind the eyebrows but what's the story with the huge puffy lips? It looks dreadful.

jimgoose

I know, it's hideous. The fiends are probably going to deploy the likes of this mesmerizing creature to distract us while the rest of them steal our beer. Or something.

Ipso

BeerWolf wrote: »

EMPOWERING!!!

(That is an actual model's unibrow! )

But what model?

jimgoose

Ipso wrote: »

But what model?

Sophia Hadjipanteli. She's from Cyprus and in fairness, the young wan could do with sorting that out. :pac:

FixdePitchmark

I'm raising a young daughter and looking going.

It's crazy ****

Lips too

So unnatural
Then the orange ones
Tatoos

demanufactured

BeerWolf wrote: »

EMPOWERING!!!

(That is an actual model's unibrow! )

Is that Winifred Priscilla stokes mcdonagh?

Married to john Joe Mickey mcdonagh joyce

FixdePitchmark

Wife was telling me some are tatoos

That true

Gimme A Pound

jimgoose wrote: »

I know, it's hideous. The fiends are probably going to deploy the likes of this mesmerizing creature to distract us while the rest of them steal out beer. Or something.

Those look perfectly fine but the big huge painted on things are vile, as are the swollen lips.

Hannibal_Smith

Remember years ago all the older ladies would draw eyebrows on their foreheads with blue pencil to match their blue rinses? I thought they looked odd...until now. Do they draw them on with black permanent marker? I dont get what they're supposed to look like?

FixdePitchmark

Yes , need women talking on the unhealthy image being portrayed

Pissartist

Here here, and fake tan. WTF are you trying to look unattractive?
but I must also point out, many males of the millennial vintage now do the same.
I guess I'm just the old person I used to give out about.
Also, never trust a monobrow

jam_mac_jam

Jesus I spend a lot of time making sure my eyebrows don't look like that... as naturally having a stupid amount, that's awful. Maybe I am just old...

The Princess Bride

BeerWolf wrote: »

Could be eyebrow twins.

AndrewJRenko

My 15 year old was looking back on photos of her 12 year old self. She told me they were absolutely hideous because she had no eyebrows.

The Rape of Lucretia

Pissartist wrote: »

Here here, and fake tan. WTF are you trying to look unattractive?

I would say the whole make up thing, and not just that fake tan. Although it is particularly hideous.
Really, is there a single man in history, that has ever thought, even once, that a women looked better with make up than without it ?
I've checked. There isnt. Not even one single case.
The cosmetics industry is built on delusion and desperation. And, worse, women look worse with it, not better.

jimgoose

The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »

I would say the whole make up thing, and not just that fake tan. Although it is particularly hideous.
Really, is there a single man in history, that has ever thought, even once, that a women looked better with make up than without it ?
I've checked. There isnt. Not even one single case.
The cosmetics industry is built on delusion and desperation. And, worse, women look worse with it, not better.

It's true. My own Toaster is incorrigibly convinced she looks like a traffic accident first thing in the morning, with Bed Hair and no make-up, but I think she's absolutely beautiful. :cool::D:D

FixdePitchmark

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

My 15 year old was looking back on photos of her 12 year old self. She told me they were absolutely hideous because she had no eyebrows.

This is what I'd be concerned about.

There was the me too movement.

There should also be a movement attacking the sort of Kardashian ****.

aaronjumper

#notallwomen

Effects

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

I'm raising a young daughter and looking going.

It's crazy ****

Lips too

What age is your daughter and why are you getting her lip injections?

izzyflusky

I'm actually partial to the new lip trend. I have always been self conscious about mine being too big but now I nearly blend in XD

Some take the brows to the extreme but I also look at my pictures from a few years ago and cringe at the thin lines I had back then.

the beer revolu

My observations are that the ridiculous eyebrows aren't nearly as commonplace on young women and girls as they are here.
No idea why.

mad muffin

BeerWolf wrote: »

EMPOWERING!!!

(That is an actual model's unibrow! )

FÜCK no! :eek:

aaronjumper

All types of fashion becomes cringey at some point.
I'm sure most men and women see what they looked like/wore years ago and think 'What was I doing?'

It's just the next gens turn now.

Bob Harris

Will people please stop quoting the pic of the unibrow model ffs!

Zorya

It's aesthetics and artistic ability, maybe? Not everyone has artistic ability. We don't let random people with no artistic competence decorate our houses or design clothes etc and yet young ones have access to big black markers to scribble on their foreheads with no certification of aesthetic appreciation....et voila, lassies going round looking like they are cartoons.

LEAVE YOUR EYEBROWS ALONE!!!

Deebles McBeebles

Zorya wrote: »

LEAVE YOUR EYEBROWS ALONE!!!

I CAN'T!

Lest I want to look like the much-quoted model.

Odhinn

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I CAN'T!

Lest I want to look like the much-quoted model.

In fairness she probably only looks like that in and around a full moon.

jopax

BeerWolf wrote: »

EMPOWERING!!!

(That is an actual model's unibrow! )

That can't seriously be real, is it?

Ariadne

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

Jesus I spend a lot of time making sure my eyebrows don't look like that... as naturally having a stupid amount, that's awful. Maybe I am just old...

I'm of the generation where us girls plucked away our eyebrows to nothing. I've spent years trying to grow them back to normal. The sad thing is that naturally I wouldn't be far off yer wan with the unibrow and I was bullied unmercifully for it until I got my hands on a tweezers. Seems my old unibrow would be all the rage now.

bazz26

Una Brow

Zorya

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I CAN'T!

Lest I want to look like the much-quoted model.

I will allow for a SMALL and judicious amount of plucking...but I cannot offer any leeway at all on the colouring in! :mad: That's when ladies lose the run of themselves. I hope this trend will not spread to men, for if it does civilisation will fall.

Bob Harris

jopax wrote: »

That can't seriously be real, is it?

What part of the don't quote that pic message didn't you get?

Deebles McBeebles

Zorya wrote: »

I will allow for a SMALL and judicious amount of plucking...but I cannot offer any leeway at all on the colouring in! :mad: That's when ladies lose the run of themselves. I hope this trend will not spread to men, for if it does civilisation will fall.

And me like an eejit painting them green for Paddy's Day

Deebles McBeebles

Bob Harris wrote: »

What part of the don't quote that pic message didn't you get?

Someone may quote that again. Along with the original picture. Just in case more people want to have nightmares about being strangled by a woman's eyebrows.

jam_mac_jam

Succubus_ wrote: »

I'm of the generation where us girls plucked away our eyebrows to nothing. I've spent years trying to grow them back to normal. The sad thing is that naturally I wouldn't be far off yer wan with the unibrow and I was bullied unmercifully for it until I got my hands on a tweezers. Seems my old unibrow would be all the rage now.

Mine are like frida Kahlo when I don't get them threaded. I wouldn't mind but I am quite fair and barely have any hair anywhere else. Just on my face. sigh.

Dr Strange

BeerWolf wrote: »

She has her father’s eyebrows!

Jurgen Klopp

Succubus_ wrote: »

I'm of the generation where us girls plucked away our eyebrows to nothing. I've spent years trying to grow them back to normal. The sad thing is that naturally I wouldn't be far off yer wan with the unibrow and I was bullied unmercifully for it until I got my hands on a tweezers. Seems my old unibrow would be all the rage now.

In the event they hadn't grown back fully get a can of Rogaine foam or the liquid some men use to regrow hair

I've seen a couple women using the men's version and it brought back the eyebrow hair they had plucked away to nothing

Dial Hard

I looked like Eugene Levy until I was about 13. Then I discovered tweezers and, unfortunately, didn't put them down til I was about 21, by which time the (permanent) damage was done. So I fill them in and make no apologies for it. I don't personally get the Teen Wolf/Nosferatu look plenty of women seem to favour, but hey, *Unicode shrugging emoji* that's their call.

Still scratching my noodle as to how questionable eyebrows are a women's rights issue, though

Trigger Happy

I don’t like the extremes, too much or too little, or the painted on yokes. But a properly professionally maintained set of brows can look amazing on women imo.
Even Liam Gallagher can’t get away with the male uni brow look.

RobbieTheRobber

aaronjumper wrote: »

#notallwomen

What is your problem with Tall women!

kowloon

Does anyone have a bigger picture of that one with the unibrow?

EmmetSpiceland

Zorya wrote: »

It's aesthetics and artistic ability, maybe? Not everyone has artistic ability. We don't let random people with no artistic competence decorate our houses or design clothes etc and yet young ones have access to big black markers to scribble on their foreheads with no certification of aesthetic appreciation....et voila, lassies going round looking like they are cartoons.

LEAVE YOUR EYEBROWS ALONE!!!

I think this is the issue, when those bolder brows are done badly it doesn’t look good but when done right they can add to attractiveness.

I personally like the thicker eyebrow over the thin type.

And let’s face it, there’s not a man here who wouldn’t go off with that massive browed model if she showed an interest.

ChippingSodbury

Jaysus, she has eyebrows on her like she did Ash Wednesday twice...

randd1

I tell you who are the happiest people around with this whole mad arched eyebrows thing that every young wan in the country seems to have going on.

McDonalds. Constant free advertising.

Hannibal_Smith

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I think this is the issue, when those bolder brows are done badly it doesn’t look good but when done right they can add to attractiveness.

I personally like the thicker eyebrow over the thin type.

And let’s face it, there’s not a man here who wouldn’t go off with that massive browed model if she showed an interest.

Could you post a pic or link of what they're supposed to look like? Id love to know what they're aiming for.

somesoldiers

I saw a sign on a wall in the makeup department of a posh shop in Belfast, Harvey nick I think

Eyebrows are sisters not twins

I laughed for about 10 minutes

metaoblivia

I have a theory that crazy eyebrows reflect a crazy soul. And I don't mean ungroomed - that model everyone keeps posting is fine. Her eyebrows would be amazing with just a little grooming, but letting them go natural is fine. I'm talking about people who do groom their brows, but in a crazy way, like this lady: https://www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-us-president-womans-eyebrows-healthcare-speech-upstaged-white-house-7862686

Just one look at those eyebrows and you know she doesn't make reasonable decisions.