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Penis Extension goes wrong

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  • #2
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    What a vain fool.


  • #3
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    When you have so much money, you literally run out of things to spend it on.


  • #4
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Dick head

    21/25



  • #5
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    What a vain fool.

    The main vain.


  • #6
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Tries to feign sympathy for vain old short arsed small mickey'd eejit who had dodgy financial practices ..... Nope.... Hahahahahahhaaha.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #7
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Dicky Ticker Scuppers Tricked-out Dick!


  • #8
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    What a cock up


  • #9
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    with that much money he should have been ploughing through fanny whether he had a big dick or not


  • #10
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Say no to elective surgery kids.


  • #11
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    It is said, after business dealings with Hong Kong businessman and convicted felon Joseph Lau Luen Hung.

    Ehud Arye Laniado, became extremely self conscious. When Hung proclaimed. Hung by name. Hung by nature ;).


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  • #12
    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    Ffs what a tool.


  • #13
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    He could have at least told his publicist that the surgery was for reduction not extension.

    Idiot.


  • #14
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,895 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    He should have thought long and hard before having surgery like that, oh wait maybe he did.


  • #15
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Most guys at that age are into golfing, gardening, spending time with the grandkids etc, not getting their dicks lengthened.

    What a sad man. Souless existence.


  • #16
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,895 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    It's a funny time in life to have such surgery. I could understand if he was 25 and a porn star.


  • #17
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Most guys at that age are into golfing, gardening, spending time with the grandkids etc, not getting their dicks lengthened.

    What a sad man. Souless existence.

    he was looking forward to a long retirement


  • #18
    greencap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Say no to elective surgery kids.

    ah but its great when it goes right.

    (swings 10 incher)

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #19
    bazz26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,362 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    sounds like he got shafted..


  • #20
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    greencap wrote: »
    ah but its great when it goes right.

    (swings 10 incher)

    I stand by my statement

    (Swings the foot long)


  • #21
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    he gave it all up for lent


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  • #22
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    I wonder how many women actually like massive d1cks. I mean the ones you see in porn videos usually make me wince.


  • #23
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    I wonder how many women actually like massive d1cks. I mean the ones you see in porn videos usually make me wince.

    I'd love to have a weapon of ass destruction.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #24
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Feisar wrote: »
    I'd love to have a weapon of ass destruction.

    I don't want to have my ass destroyed :(


  • #25
    Ted Johnson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 210 ✭✭Ted Johnson


    What an idiot. The only thing that mattered was the size of his wallet.


  • #26
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    I don't want to have my ass destroyed :(

    No no, for impressing other lads in the showers after gym!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #27
    discobeaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    Rumour has it that he put an extension,on to an extension and then his Micky ended up in a circle


  • #28
    chicorytip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭chicorytip


    orourkeda1977 wrote:
    65 suffers heart attack during penis extension surgery.

    orourkeda1977 wrote:
    A rather unfortunate experience.


    It's a hoax.


  • #29
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    discobeaker wrote: »
    Rumour has it that he put an extension,on to an extension and then his Micky ended up in a circle

    the surgeon said if he didn't like it, he could go fúck himself...


  • #30
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Zero sympathy for the idiot.

    It’s orobabky natures way of ridding the earth of arseholes.


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  • #31
    Dizraeligears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭Dizraeligears


    Ted Johnson wrote: »
    What an idiot. The only thing that mattered was the size of his wallet.

    Exactly.If you’re a billionaire the size of your mickey is irrelevant


  • #32
    decky1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 975 ✭✭✭decky1


    Remember reading years ago that it can't be made longer only a bit thicker,? jesus they've came a long way since then so.


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