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When someone wants to leave a table and they pretend to offer their seat

  • 28-02-2019 2:42pm
    #1
    Blush Proof
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭


    Has anyone come across this? Happened to me recently. I entered the seating area and this fella I barely knew says "oh here John, sorry, sit down sit down" like as if I was royalty. I sat down and then the fellas at the table told how he didn't like them and just used me as an excuse to leave.


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  • #2
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Anyone want my seat?


  • #3
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I have to say in my 75 years on this earth, and being in social situations very regularly through those years, I have never come across this.


  • #4
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Blush Proof wrote: »
    Has anyone come across this? Happened to me recently. I entered the seating area and this fella I barely knew says "oh hear John, sorry, sit down sit down" like as if I was royalty. I sat down and then the fellas at the table told how he didn't like them and just used me as an excuse to leave.
    Are you really blush proof, John?


  • #5
    Adamocovic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,292 ✭✭✭Adamocovic


    Ah yes the old Seat Swich Slip-away.

    A personal favorite of mine.


  • #6
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,193 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Does anyone just fake a heart-attack and slide off the seat anymore? You can scamper away under the tables and be sitting at the bar supping a cold one with the other escapees (you know, Scrounger, Forger, Cooler King and Big X) in jig-time. :cool:


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  • #7
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Blush Proof wrote: »
    Has anyone come across this? Happened to me recently. I entered the seating area

    Ooo matron


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Blushing at your latest fiction.


  • #9
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,222 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    This is the most weirdly specific made-up scenario I've ever come across.


  • #10
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    This is the most weirdly specific made-up scenario I've ever come across.

    True, even more unrealistic than his usual ramblings.


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  • #11
    begbysback
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭begbysback


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Anyone want my seat?

    Yes please


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  • #12
    Blush Proof
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭Blush Proof


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    This is the most weirdly specific made-up scenario I've ever come across.
    Why would I make up something like that? It's not exactly Walter Mitty like!

    What part don't you believe.


  • #13
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    This is the most weirdly specific made-up scenario I've ever come across.

    The serial Rereg's are running out of imagination.

    It used to be fun...

    Then it got sad...

    Now its sad and boring.

    Poor fcukers. Imagine how mentally deficient you need to be to keep this shyte going.


  • #14
    Blush Proof
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭Blush Proof


    Lina Brief Rum wrote: »
    True, even more unrealistic than his usual ramblings.

    Who is she?


  • #15
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,945 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Which part do I not believe?

    The whole darn tootin shootin gallery cowboy


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