What's your doorbell licking record?

riffmongous · 09-01-2019 2:46pm #1

It's one way to advertise yourself to the ladies

https://news.sky.com/story/police-search-for-man-who-licked-doorbell-for-three-hours-in-california-11602386

A man who spent three hours licking a doorbell as a family slept inside is being hunted by police.

Roberto Daniel Arroyo, 33, was captured taking part in the bizarre act on the Dungans' home CCTV in Salinas, California, on Saturday morning.

The clear footage shows the man leaning his head against the intercom outside their front door and licking the doorbell from several different angles.

He carried on licking for three hours.

mzungu · 09-01-2019 2:50pm

riffmongous wrote: »

It's one way to advertise yourself to the ladies

https://news.sky.com/story/police-search-for-man-who-licked-doorbell-for-three-hours-in-california-11602386

What a knob!

Dr. Bre · 09-01-2019 2:51pm

Door knob?

RWCNT · 09-01-2019 2:53pm

Gas lad, pure buzzer like.

DontThankMe · 09-01-2019 2:54pm

Don't like to do it myself but I prefer to watch people do it.

Morpork · 09-01-2019 2:54pm

3 hours licking? Bet the husband is feeling mighty insecure right now.

Feisar · 09-01-2019 2:54pm

Not very cunning to say the least.

Penn · 09-01-2019 2:55pm

I've heard of playing with your ding-dong but that's ridiculous...

Boom_Bap · 09-01-2019 3:01pm

Intercoms are my fetish

Odhinn · 09-01-2019 3:02pm

riffmongous wrote: »

It's one way to advertise yourself to the ladies

https://news.sky.com/story/police-search-for-man-who-licked-doorbell-for-three-hours-in-california-11602386

Nearly as good as the slurry pervert
https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

Hector Savage · 09-01-2019 3:02pm

Great new insult to someone !
and won't be un PC .... you stupid FECKING DOORBELL licker!!

castletownman · 09-01-2019 3:05pm

I can't quite place it.....but his tongue rings a bell

FishOnABike · 09-01-2019 3:12pm

For a moment I thought 'doorbell' was a euphemism. There's nowt as strange as people.

rgodard80a · 09-01-2019 3:13pm

I prefer knockers

Grayson · 09-01-2019 3:15pm

Red this yesterday. I first thought was Why? My second thought was How?

the guy must have been off his nut on something.

weldoninhio · 09-01-2019 3:16pm

riffmongous wrote: »

It's one way to advertise yourself to the ladies

https://news.sky.com/story/police-search-for-man-who-licked-doorbell-for-three-hours-in-california-11602386

I saw this story and my main take from it was why are the police wasting their time looking for this lad?? Is there a law against licking inanimate objects??

09-01-2019 3:20pm

Grayson wrote: »

Red this yesterday. I first thought was Why? My second thought was How?

the guy must have been off his nut on something.

Objectophilia - when you're attracted to inanimate objects. I remember reading about some guy who wanted to marry his radio and someone else who loved their car.

I mean really loved their car. Two, sometimes three times a week.

Ann22 · 09-01-2019 3:25pm

Maybe he has no arms and he really wanted in..??

nelly17 · 09-01-2019 3:27pm

Must have been a ring

sligojoek · 09-01-2019 3:28pm

Candie wrote: »

Objectophilia - when you're attracted to inanimate objects. I remember reading about some guy who wanted to marry his radio and someone else who loved their car.

I mean really loved their car. Two, sometimes three times a week.

I ride my motorbike on a regular basis.

riffmongous · 09-01-2019 3:30pm

Grayson wrote: »

Red this yesterday. I first thought was Why? My second thought was How?

the guy must have been off his nut on something.

I think this about sums up my first and second thoughts on the matter

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riffmongous · 09-01-2019 3:33pm

Odhinn wrote: »

Nearly as good as the slurry pervert
https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

"surrounded by tissues" eh, seems like he's got some skewed cleanliness priorities

Hector Savage · 09-01-2019 4:43pm

well they do sometimes nickname a clitoris a doorbell ...

ohnonotgmail · 09-01-2019 4:52pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

well they do sometimes nickname a clitoris a doorbell ...

the devils doorbell.

Ipso · 09-01-2019 5:02pm

Did they get any footage? His face might ring a bell.

Grayson · 09-01-2019 5:10pm

Odhinn wrote: »

Nearly as good as the slurry pervert
https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

And if you scroll down that page, you find this.

https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8286666.man-in-dress-performed-sex-act-on-dog-at-pendennis-castle-falmouth/?ref=ar

A Devon and Cornwall police spokesman said that the man was spotted by a member of the public at 11.45am on Saturday, July 10 committing an "indecent act" with a dog in the grounds of Penndennis Castle in Falmouth.

Two women walking their dogs through the castle grounds when they saw a man dressed in women's clothes.

The man ran away, but was seen again soon afterwards.

He ran off once more and one of the dogs chased after him, disappearing from view.

Searching for the dog the women reached the castle moat, where they saw the man committing the "act".

English Heritage staff kept hold of the man until officers arrived.

They removed him from the castle grounds and took him home.

It is not known what breed of dog was involved.

The man "fully admitted his actions," to police and was cautioned for the offence of "committing an act of outraging public decency."

A spokesperson for English Heritage, which owns and runs the castle, said: "It is a very rare incident."

Devon and Cornwall are weird places...

Ipso · 09-01-2019 5:13pm

And there’s cranking!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/articles.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.ssf/2016/12/former_house_candidate_with_se.amp

JohnnyFlash · 09-01-2019 5:57pm

Probably off his head on hash or spice or something

foxy farmer · 09-01-2019 6:01pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Arghus · 09-01-2019 6:18pm

Sure, we've all done it.

AllForIt · 09-01-2019 7:07pm

...is being hunted by police? Is the area on lockdown? "Police have advices everyone in the neighborhood to lock their front doors and dismantle their dorrbells".

its_steve116 · 09-01-2019 7:13pm

Why lick doorbells when you can lick windows?

sligojoek · 09-01-2019 8:13pm

AllForIt wrote: »

...is being hunted by police? Is the area on lockdown? "Police have advices everyone in the neighborhood to lock their front doors and dismantle their dorrbells".

Or get one of those joke ones that give the victim an electric shock

Gimme A Pound · 10-01-2019 1:35am

weldoninhio wrote: »

I saw this story and my main take from it was why are the police wasting their time looking for this lad?? Is there a law against licking inanimate objects??

Probably more like a law against trespassing on private property, then urinating there, then trespassing on other properties.

Grayson · 10-01-2019 12:44pm

I'm just going to use this thread to dump weird stories into.

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What's your doorbell licking record?

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