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Victoria Beckham

  • 04-12-2018 7:00pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car.

    The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed.

    Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

    About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.

    He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.

    "What happened?" asked Posh.

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.

    The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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