Celine Dion Designs Children's Clothes..

Zorya

...and they are somewhat spooky.

This is her advert for Celinununu; it's also quite weird (I think).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSdSFKj-hOc

Celine arrives to save the newborns from their gender imprisonment, sprinkles rather dark looking fairy dust and lo and behold the infants are all reborn as gangsters.

Maybe this New Order is irony? Cheer up, kids.



What child doesn't want a Ninja crusader outfit?


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dr_joSaX4AAFslc.jpg

Or a onesie with skulls, and a matching crib blanket to chill on?



They're a tad bleak and Maoist, these over-priced babies garments, do you find?



If anyone would like to see more of these delightful gothic children's clothes, here is the link -

https://www.celinununu.com/




I think they look daft and dark.

Jerichoholic

Wouldn't she be better off doing a ****tier version of other peoples designs?

Zorya

At first I thought the pervasive cross symbol was a religious thing - but I think it's meant to mean ''PLUS'' as in doubleplusgood? :pac:

Richard Hillman

Very clever. She is trying to corner a market for idiots. Wealthy idiots. Great business acumen.

jimgoose

Barking. Tremendous voice, but a veritable window-licker. :pac::pac::pac:

Zorya

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Very clever. She is trying to corner a market for idiots. Wealthy idiots. Great business acumen.

True, good point. But they look like clothes a child might wear in a sci-fi prison camp. How odd.

Hande hoche!

Bonkers, seems to be a trend with celebs and children's clothing. Still appreciate the effort in that post OP.

JustAYoungLad

Looks like streetwear scaled down to childrens size. Some look weird others look cool,

Probably wont appeal to the common hoi polloi of afterhours though

TheValeyard

That baby in the onesie is about to do some serious ninja moves.

Zorya

jimgoose wrote: »

Barking. Tremendous voice, but a veritable window-licker. :pac::pac::pac:

Haha I get so many good phrases in this place that I don't hear elsewhere - window-licker!

jimgoose

Zorya wrote: »

Haha I get so many good phrases in this place that I don't hear elsewhere - window-licker!

I thankee Squire, but that 'un actually belongs to Jeremy Clarkson.

ohnonotgmail

JustAYoungLad wrote: »

Looks like streetwear scaled down to childrens size. Some look weird others look cool,

Probably wont appeal to the common hoi polloi of afterhours though

Your attempts to replace the much-missed Aonghus (or was it Angus?) are falling short of the mark.

ohnonotgmail

jimgoose wrote: »

I thankee Squire, but that 'un actually belongs to Jeremy Clarkson.

pretty sure it predates him.

LirW

I want that onesie for myself.

Mr. Incognito

People are idiots.

Celebrities are just morons who are famous. Usually because they are morons and people buy any crap with their name on it.

JustAYoungLad

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Your attempts to replace the much-missed Aonghus (or was it Angus?) are falling short of the mark.

Who? I dont really follow chatroom drama

TheValeyard

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

People are idiots.

Celebrities are just morons who are famous. Usually because they are morons and people buy any crap with their name on it.

Yeah but these morons are rich. I want their monies.

andekwarhola

That skull onesie and blanket is great.

JustAYoungLad

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

People are idiots.

Celebrities are just morons who are famous. Usually because they are morons and people buy any crap with their name on it.

Tbh id be a millionaire idiot anyday than a bitter bedgrudger on some forum

ohnonotgmail

JustAYoungLad wrote: »

Who? I dont really follow chatroom drama

chatroom? perhaps you are not as young as you claim.

Zorya

andekwarhola wrote: »

That skull onesie and blanket is great.

Maybe for you, but for your tiny little baby? I think it's quite dark for babies. Even the gothic clothes for small children.
But the whole point of making gender neutral clothing, because it's so fashionable now, and then making them look like they are from a dystopian fantasy. Seems silly. What New Order? Why skulls? Why big idiotic looking geometric shapes? And this Plus sign everywhere. It's laughable, for sure, one could shrug it off, and who doesn't like the odd gothic number in the wardrobe, but I just find it borders on weird. Especially the video.

Zorya

JustAYoungLad wrote: »

Tbh id be a millionaire idiot anyday than a bitter bedgrudger on some forum

Hmmm. Bitter is as bitter does....

Bob Harris

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Yeah but these morons are rich. I want their monies.

And they want yours.

I reckon New Order might be looking for theirs too.

Deebles McBeebles

JustAYoungLad wrote: »

Who? I dont really follow chatroom drama

IRC drama was much better.

For the young 'uns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Relay_Chat

Deebles McBeebles

Zorya wrote: »

What New Order? Why skulls? Why big idiotic looking geometric shapes? And this Plus sign everywhere.

I'm guessing they did some market research, tested with some focus groups and then went looking for a celeb who's been out of the limelight for a bit to stick their name on it. I wouldn't try to apply logic to it if I were you, it may lead to brain-implosion.

JustAYoungLad

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

chatroom? perhaps you are not as young as you claim.

Again i dont get it. I feel like youre some old lad conflating things nonsensically

freshpopcorn

Maybe Dunnes will sign her to fit in with their designers at Dunnes.

Outlaw Pete

Before any parents buy these clothes for their kids they should really think twice.

andekwarhola

Zorya wrote: »

Maybe for you, but for your tiny little baby? I think it's quite dark for babies. Even the gothic clothes for small children.
But the whole point of making gender neutral clothing, because it's so fashionable now, and then making them look like they are from a dystopian fantasy. Seems silly. What New Order? Why skulls? Why big idiotic looking geometric shapes? And this Plus sign everywhere. It's laughable, for sure, one could shrug it off, and who doesn't like the odd gothic number in the wardrobe, but I just find it borders on weird. Especially the video.

Who cares about the kids. I like it. A few nightmares is a small price to pay for aesthetics.