Slapped on ass by female colleague

nails1

I was slapped on the ass today by a lady I work with. She’s quite attractive so I was quite eager to give her a nice one back. However another one of my colleagues said not to even consider it, I’d probably end up getting a dismissal. It’s 2018 ffs where’s the equality?

Fiery mutant

You should have pulled out your lad and whipped her across the forehead.

Agricola

nails1 wrote: »

I was slapped on the ass today by a lady I work with. She’s quite attractive so I was quite eager to give her a nice one back. However another one of my colleagues said not to even consider it, I’d probably end up getting a dismissal. It’s 2018 ffs where’s the equality?

You should definitely have done that. What could have possibly went wrong.

Giveaway

Office Christmas party coming up.

Kevin Finnerty

She ain't no lady.

4/10.

QuintusFabius

This double standard annoys me.

corner of hells

nails1 wrote: »

I was slapped on the ass today by a lady I work with. She’s quite attractive so I was quite eager to give her a nice one back. However another one of my colleagues said not to even consider it, I’d probably end up getting a dismissal. It’s 2018 ffs where’s the equality?

Your colleague who advised against is giving you the hint for a threesome .

You,him and yer one.

BarryD2

That's the way of it now - if you're a fella you may take it, but you sure can't give it.

tabby aspreme

Identity as female and slap her back

floatwinner

Today on Stuff That Never Happened...

con___manx1

Dont miss the Christmas work party.

VickySkywalker

I'm a woman and I think this is completely inappropriate behaviour on her part. If she's interested in you, she should find an appropriate way to show it, it's as unacceptable as if a man did it. There's no difference.

QuintusFabius

Why not trying to grab her by the pussy ?

Fann Linn

Talk to Joe and see your solicitor.
You were sexually assaulted today.
#metoo campaign on twitter should follow also.
Google employees will put on their slippers and leave their offices world wide.
De Niro, Kate Winslett and all the Hollywood a listers will come to your aid and when thats all done, we'll move onto someone else.

Sam Quentin

You can expose her in years to come when she's a multi-millionaire and your short of cash.......

Ipso

#ibelieveher

JJayoo

Complain and have her fired, she will be so happy for the equality

Yer Da sells Avon

It's the double-standard that annoys me, a man who doesn't care about inequality until he finds himself on the wrong end of it.

TheRiverman

QuintusFabius wrote: »

Why not trying to grab her by the pussy ?

Thanks for the advice Donald

blinding

Did you enjoy it ? Did you inhale ? Are you a big lad ?

Do you feel the need to make a big deal ?

Does she want sex or was she chastising you for poor performance ?

Has she got a big husband / boyfriend / wife / girlfriend / Large pet .

Fann Linn

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

It's the double-standard that annoys me, a man who doesn't care about inequality until he finds himself on the wrong end of it.

What about the double standard of only applying equality to the fairer sex?

MarkR

See if she'll buy you a drink at the Christmas party. Make sure to have your goods on display, but tasteful.

Ipso

Just shut up and don't stand in the way of her empowerment.

AllForIt

Oh I do love a totally inappropriate slap on the arse. It's that shock feeling. And it nice to know somone finds you physically attractive.

Arghus

Ah they'll be all over this round here.

SEPT 23 1989

Worked as a lounge boy in Tallaght in the early 90's

You put it down to life experience

Stanford

nails1 wrote: »

I was slapped on the ass today by a lady I work with. She’s quite attractive so I was quite eager to give her a nice one back. However another one of my colleagues said not to even consider it, I’d probably end up getting a dismissal. It’s 2018 ffs where’s the equality?

Report the incident immediately to HR and make a sexual harassment claim, pocket the tax free compensation award but be prepared to lose your job eventually

Heat_Wave

Fiery mutant wrote: »

You should have pulled out your lad and whipped her across the forehead.

I know you're joking but I've witnessed this happen.

Back when my friend and I were 18/19, we went on a night out in town followed by a house party in Palmerstown. My friend is American btw. We were sitting in the living room and I was kissing some guy on the couch and she was sitting there talking to two lads. One of them suddenly jumped in front of her, took his lad out, and tried smacking her on the face with it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than it was a very weird thing to do, but she was absolutely furious, stormed out of the house and into a taxi we hopped.

She told the taxi man what had happened and I caught him smirking in the mirror.

10 years on we both laugh about it, although we both still think it was an incredibly weird thing to do.

blinding

Did you have ‘ slap my ar$e pants ‘ on ? . This could be your fault coz your a man .

blinding

Heat_Wave wrote: »

I know you're joking but I've witnessed this happen.

Back when my friend and I were 18/19, we went on a night out in town followed by a house party in Palmerstown. My friend is American btw. We were sitting in the living room and I was kissing some guy on the couch and she was sitting there talking to two lads. One of them suddenly jumped in front of her, took his lad out, and tried smacking her on the face with it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than it was a very weird thing to do, but she was absolutely furious, stormed out of the house and into a taxi we hopped.

She told the taxi man what had happened and I caught him smirking in the mirror.

10 years on we both laugh about it, although we both still think it was an incredibly weird thing to do.

What was the actual unusual thing again ?

Heat_Wave

blinding wrote: »

What was the actual unusual thing again ?

A guy took out his lad and smacked my friend on the face with it?

Dtp1979

Op you’ve been sexually assaulted.
#youtoo

Fr_Dougal

From the poster who gave us the abused by a disabled person thread:

nails1 wrote: »

I was waking down a main street in Dublin city centre today. As I approached the corner heading straight on a man in a wheelchair came from around the corner off a side road and almost collided with me. He began shouting at me ‘are you f*ckin blind?* to which I responded ‘no are you?’. He then started calling me every name under the sun as I explained to him I had right of the way. He continued shouting at me, I walked on as I felt uncomfortable and people were staring at me having an argument with a wheelchair user. Was I in the wrong here?

We now have sexually abused by a female:

nails1 wrote: »

I was slapped on the ass today by a lady I work with. She’s quite attractive so I was quite eager to give her a nice one back. However another one of my colleagues said not to even consider it, I’d probably end up getting a dismissal. It’s 2018 ffs where’s the equality?

What next? Offered a home by a homeless person?

Richard Hillman

Tell her you will report her for sexual harassment, unless she sleeps with you.

evolving_doors

Just picture her wearing a poppy OP.

That'll put cold water on yer engines.

suicide_circus

floatwinner wrote: »

Today on Stuff That Never Happened...

I believe that's what Brett Kavanaugh said after Christine Blasey Ford gave her testimony

blinding

Heat_Wave wrote: »

A guy took out his lad and smacked my friend on the face with it?

Thanks . I wasn’t that sure if that was unusual or not .

sxt

A male friend of mine was jocked by a lady in a hostel a few years back.we had been hanging around with her for a few days so we were all well acquainted. This was in front of 10 people, he was embarrassed but shrugged it off. What else could he do? Two days later, he jocked that same girl in front of 2 people, the police were called and arrived within 30 mins and he was handcuffed and brought to jail

Pauliedragon

Next time you're near her bend over so she'll slap you. Make sure you have the biggest hard on then turn around and when she sees the bulging groin she wont do it again or if she's not embarassed you know then it's a ride she's after.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Blow a rancid fart in her face

Zorya

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Blow a rancid fart in her face

That's the best solution, in fairness.

Wheety

You should have slapped her in retaliation, at the time. Now if you do it, it's a separate incident and you'll be sacked.

Dakota Dan

VickySkywalker wrote: »

I'm a woman and I think this is completely inappropriate behaviour on her part. If she's interested in you, she should find an appropriate way to show it, it's as unacceptable as if a man did it. There's no difference.

You’re also a snowflake.

Dakota Dan

AllForIt wrote: »

Oh I do love a totally inappropriate slap on the arse. It's that shock feeling. And it nice to know somone finds you physically attractive.

Or else you have just a slapable arse.

tabby aspreme

OP get the biggest tub of Sudocreme you can buy, and put it on your desk on Monday, anyone asks about it , tell them it's for your butt hurt

Mr.Crinklewood

Fann Linn wrote: »

Talk to Joe and see your solicitor.
You were sexually assaulted today.
#metoo campaign on twitter should follow also.
Google employees will put on their slippers and leave their offices world wide.
De Niro, Kate Winslett and all the Hollywood a listers will come to your aid and when thats all done, we'll move onto someone else.

Thought the OP was male

Gimme A Pound

Dakota Dan wrote: »

You’re also a snowflake.

Oh go way (people have actually become addicted to using that word, even for the most spurious of reasons) - she's talking about the double standard and she's right, there is one. Nobody should slap the arse of a stranger or work colleague they hardly know (especially in work).

If it's friends it's different.

One of the reasons the double standard exists though is because men don't take it seriously - or they enjoy it.

I'd say there are times women enjoy it or don't take it seriously either (e.g. the ones who do the ass slapping to men) but likely less so than men do.

It wouldn't bother me but I still wouldn't ever do it to a stranger or someone I barely know.

Just plain civility - pure muppetry to call that being a snowflake.

crusier

I would have turned the other cheek

Gimme A Pound

Heat_Wave wrote: »

I know you're joking but I've witnessed this happen.

Back when my friend and I were 18/19, we went on a night out in town followed by a house party in Palmerstown. My friend is American btw. We were sitting in the living room and I was kissing some guy on the couch and she was sitting there talking to two lads. One of them suddenly jumped in front of her, took his lad out, and tried smacking her on the face with it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than it was a very weird thing to do, but she was absolutely furious, stormed out of the house and into a taxi we hopped.

She told the taxi man what had happened and I caught him smirking in the mirror.

10 years on we both laugh about it, although we both still think it was an incredibly weird thing to do.

Crikey - now I would be annoyed by that. What a gobshyte.

Dakota Dan

Dallas Delightful Mustache wrote: »

Oh go way (people have actually become addicted to using that word, even for the most spurious of reasons) - she's talking about the double standard and she's right, there is one. Nobody should slap the arse of a stranger or work colleague they hardly know (especially in work).

If it's friends it's different.

One of the reasons the double standard exists though is because men don't take it seriously - or they enjoy it.

I'd say there are times women enjoy it or don't take it seriously either (e.g. the ones who do the ass slapping to men) but likely less so than men do.

It wouldn't bother me but I still wouldn't ever do it to a stranger or someone I barely know.

Just plain civility - pure muppetry to call that being a snowflake.

She’s still a snowflake ya muppet.

Jessie Belle

VickySkywalker wrote: »

I'm a woman and I think this is completely inappropriate behaviour on her part. If she's interested in you, she should find an appropriate way to show it, it's as unacceptable as if a man did it. There's no difference.

Agreed.I have hugged and been hugged by colleagues, been given shoulder massages and returned and they were all good natured and nothing sexual or uncomfortable about them at all. Slapping or being slapped on the ass now I would be drawing the line at unless it was someone of the same sex which I have done and received
Christ it sounds like I work in a very kinky place reading back.