Alien Abduction

Atoms for Peace

Just listening to a flock of seagulls as you do, when it occurred to me that the topic of Alien Abduction seems to have died a death.
Have the aliens learned all that they could from anal probing?

iLikeWaffles

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Just listening to a flock if seagulls as you do, when it occurred to him that the topic of Alien Abduction seems to have died a death.
Have the aliens learned all that they could from anal probing?

Say Your Number

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7-hpQcrME0

Fr_Dougal

Is that you, Eric?

SCOOP 64

They pissed off and gone home ,"nothing to see here".

Ipso

People are just being wrong under different topics now.

uch

They got me and chopped me mickey off, feckin Aliens, takin air jobs

Atoms for Peace

They left MDH behind I do believe. His only means of returning home is to become supreme leader and secretly funnel cash to a covert space program.

It can be the only logical reason for his lavish expenditure.

Dr. Bre

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Just listening to a flock of seagulls as you do, when it occurred to me that the topic of Alien Abduction seems to have died a death.
Have the aliens learned all that they could from anal probing?

They made my ass great again

Mena Mitty

SCOOP 64 wrote: »

They pissed off and gone home ,"nothing to see here".

Amen.

Collie D

Given the vast size of the universe I'm open to the theory that there is intelligent life out there somewhere.

But I genuinely can't get my head around a race of extra terrestrial beings so technologically advanced that they could travel huge distances in a relatively short space of time but once they got here would only be interested in looking up someone's arse.

riffmongous

George St Pierre was the last person I heard talk about it, claimed he was 'missing time' and having weird dreams

buried

Lot of less tales of 'Crop Circles' in the news theses days too, compared to the early/mid nineties. It's as if since the dawn of the interwebzz the 'aliens' have found better ways to spend their time of an evening

peasant

They finally realised that Boyle really is a bit of a kip

uch

Collie D wrote: »

Given the vast size of the universe I'm open to the theory that there is intelligent life out there somewhere.

But I genuinely can't get my head around a race of extra terrestrial beings so technologically advanced that they could travel huge distances in a relatively short space of time but once they got here would only be interested in looking up someone's arse.

Intelligent Life you say,,,, pity there wasn't some on this forum

Philosophy Zombie

Laois_Man

They were afraid of The Donald - and now they have The Peter to be afraid of too!

Aliens are no ethnic minority yanno!!

riffmongous

Philosophy Zombie wrote: »

Maybe the aliens have just finally bothered to engage their cloaking devices?
Checkmate atheists

buried

Could also be the case of since the age of the internet/social media age, the aliens probably figured these f**kers are going to go so far up their own arses we won't be able to get a clear reading up there at all at all. Hence the rush to get all the abduction/arse readings done right before it came about

Philosophy Zombie

riffmongous wrote: »

Maybe the aliens have just finally bothered to engage their cloaking devices?
Checkmate atheists

Predator has to be one of the scariest/coolest aliens out there on film. Forget probing -- you get skinned and hung out like some sort of weird trophy. It takes the likes of a seriously not politically correct Arnold Schwarzenegger, and even his foul-mouthed goons get picked off one by one.

ZX7R

The seagulls abducted them all

fryup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCqrOXcJ7wk

wexie

Collie D wrote: »

Given the vast size of the universe I'm open to the theory that there is intelligent life out there somewhere.

But I genuinely can't get my head around a race of extra terrestrial beings so technologically advanced that they could travel huge distances in a relatively short space of time but once they got here would only be interested in looking up someone's arse.

ehm.....you forgot the cattle mutilations, what about them huh?

TheValeyard

Aliens wont abduct us mere humans. Our solar system only a one-star rating.

topper75

Aliens can have fads just like us.

Bob Harris

Collie D wrote: »

Given the vast size of the universe I'm open to the theory that there is intelligent life out there somewhere.

But I genuinely can't get my head around a race of extra terrestrial beings so technologically advanced that they could travel huge distances in a relatively short space of time but once they got here would only be interested in looking up someone's arse.

The times boards makes me laugh are getting fewer and further between but that was one of them.

Antar Bolaeisk

They got what they came for, Elvis is currently performing his Alpha Proxima tour.

OldGoat

Research complete.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Wikipedias_Guide_-_Mostly_Harmless.png

wexie

Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »

They got what they came for, Elvis is currently performing his Alpha Proxima tour.

No he's not, he's running a tackle and bait shop in southern Louisiana, with Jimmy Hoffa and Jim Morrison.

Birneybau

Thought this was very interesting:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.html