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Obscure new skills or tricks to learn?

  • 30-09-2018 10:03am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 796 ✭✭✭


    Has anyone ever learned/mastered a new trick or skill that most people would not be able to do?
    Something odd or obscure that might take months or years to master.

    For example, my brother bought a set of throwing knives several years ago and became very proficient at using them.


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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hardly obscure but nothing wrong with learning a marketable skill that you may end up enjoying.

    https://www.freecodecamp.org/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I learned how to do a rubix cube but it's not actually hard. I haven't tried to speedcube yet, that I imagine will be more of a challenge and take a while to master.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭engiweirdo


    Hardly obscure but nothing wrong with learning a marketable skill that you may end up enjoying.

    https://www.freecodecamp.org/

    Out of interest, how do employers in Ireland view these type of courses? Are they dismissive or receptive? I'd have a primary degree in Mech Engineering but have dabbled with java and would be interested in going a bit further with tbh.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    engiweirdo wrote: »
    Out of interest, how do employers in Ireland view these type of courses? Are they dismissive or receptive? I'd have a primary degree in Mech Engineering but have dabbled with java and would be interested in going a bit further with tbh.

    I've no idea. I'm in Asia and working towards my own business.

    It's unlikely they would be dismissive. It's well-regarded in other countries from what I've read. It's incredibly long and to do it all involves doing work for NGOs etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    engiweirdo wrote: »
    Out of interest, how do employers in Ireland view these type of courses? Are they dismissive or receptive? I'd have a primary degree in Mech Engineering but have dabbled with java and would be interested in going a bit further with tbh.

    My best friend back home earns a small fortune as a coder, he started out with Java. He never graduated and dropped out, the companies he worked for just want to know that you can code, there's little gray area.
    It's a desirable skill to have that will be assessed anyway if you apply for a coding position.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭fret_wimp2


    engiweirdo wrote: »
    Hardly obscure but nothing wrong with learning a marketable skill that you may end up enjoying.

    https://www.freecodecamp.org/

    Out of interest, how do employers in Ireland view these type of courses? Are they dismissive or receptive? I'd have a primary degree in Mech Engineering but have dabbled with java and would be interested in going a bit further with tbh.

    IT industry is overall quite receptive to these courses as long as they are backed up with ability to knowledgably speak about what you learned and how you applied it. Experience using a particular tech trumps any paper certification.

    One person could take one of these courses, pass it with some googling and without learning much.

    Another person may take the same course and be able to show projects they done, talk about the tech and projects to a good depth in understanding.

    A half decent interviewer will identify which the candidate is pretty quick.

    Like any course, it's only as good as what you take from it and how you use that learning.

    I regularly take MOOCs to keep up to date and learn new tech. Some I have used daily and have helped me immensely and used them to help pivot jobs.

    Others gave me a high level idea of the tech, but I'm far from proficient and don't use it enough to apply for a job in that area and wouldn't let any prospective company think I'm any kind of expert.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I'm very good at morse code.

    And I can wheelie just about any motorbike (but I can't wheelie my bicycle).

    Other than that I'm a useless fook.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    It's not very obscure but I recently started learning a few different knots, once you know them you start to think of uses for them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Hunting for food. I take no pleasure in personally ending the life of an animal, but being able to track, hunt and kill for food is an extremely useful skill to have.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    ^^^^

    Being able to sew, knit or crochet are other handy post-apocalyptic life skills.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    water divining,,, from a master


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Hunting for food. I take no pleasure in personally ending the life of an animal, but being able to track, hunt and kill for food is an extremely useful skill to have.


    For when you're lost in the Dublin mountains and the nearest Centra is three miles away


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    It’s good to be able to do some sort of dancing.

    Waltzing or jiving are handiest, great fun for a wedding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I've fixed a few cassette tapes. I'm not an expert and it often goes wrong but most people wouldn't even have any qualms about throwing perfectly working tapes in the bin.

    I recently bought a job lot of tapes on eBay. One was covered in mould. I removed the mould by wrapping an alcohol pad around a cotton bud, placing it under the tape, and spooling it to the end. I then pried the tape apart and cleaned inside the plastic shell and then glued it back together. Tapes held together with screws are easier to fix.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    I dont know if its a skill, but I train bonsai trees. Have been doing it for years. Not great at it, but getting better.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Whistling. Not the horrible, annoying type where you badly whistle a song. The one that is so high pitched that you possibly damage your own hearing to beckon or warn a dog or in some cases a person. I have gotten the attention of the emergency services several times by whistling and they were grateful for it. I spent a good 90% of my time in 6th class teaching myself how to do that. Don't do it to a waiter or waitress though :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Lyle Lanley


    I'm very good at morse code.

    And I can wheelie just about any motorbike (but I can't wheelie my bicycle).

    Other than that I'm a useless fook.
    I'm terrible at wheelies and always have been! I saw a couple of kids in the Isle of Mann years ago wheelieing mopeds up and down the road, never seen anything cooler! Can you do that?


    Me I'm a commercially licenced boat captain and a scuba diving instructor, I guess both are unusual skills but ones anyone could pick up given enough time and the will to learn. If you were going for one id recommend boating as I know there is top quality instruction available in Ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I'm terrible at wheelies and always have been! I saw a couple of kids in the Isle of Mann years ago wheelieing mopeds up and down the road, never seen anything cooler! Can you do that?

    I can, yes. But I find it maddening that I can't wheelie my bicycle, I think that's pretty cool (wheeling a bicycle)

    This guy is cool



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    kneemos wrote: »
    For when you're lost in the Dublin mountains and the nearest Centra is three miles away

    You never know, dude. You might find yourself somewhere where your survival depends on being able to catch an animal, kill it, then prepare and cook its delicious flesh. Everyone should be able to make a rudimentary trap for such a scenario.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Sycamore Tree


    Hardly obscure but nothing wrong with learning a marketable skill that you may end up enjoying.

    https://www.freecodecamp.org/
    To be honest I think people spend way too many hours looking into laptops these days. I was looking for more physical skills or tricks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    I am one of only 6 people in Ireland who is trained, qualified and registered to do a fairly specific type of under water/deep sea welding and steel cutting/bonding. I'm one of only two in the whole province of Leinster.














    I am also a lying hoor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,576 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    Graces7 wrote: »
    water divining,,, from a master

    It's a great skill.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,576 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    I am one of only 6 people in Ireland who is trained, qualified and registered to do a fairly specific type of under water/deep sea welding and steel cutting/bonding. I'm one of only two in the whole province of Leinster.














    I am also a lying hoor.

    Two great skills.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I learned a new sex position recently , it's called the JFK , I shoot my load all over the back of head in the car , jump out and run off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    kneemos wrote: »
    For when you're lost in the Dublin mountains and the nearest Centra is three miles away

    Centra? F*ck that. I'll stick to my nettle and magpie stew thank you very much :mad:
    I'm a dab hand at stacking coins and card tricks. Not a skill as such but good craic all the same, and I've garnered many a pint with them along with various other pub bets/challenges.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I am absolutely useless at making things, fixing things, erm doing things. I tried to teach myself how to code once but I couldn't get the hang of it at all. Juggling doesn't work for me either because I have terrible hand/eye coordination. Knitting, sewing, cooking, sport, card games, puzzles, nope can't do any of them.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I am one of only 6 people in Ireland who is trained, qualified and registered to do a fairly specific type of under water/deep sea welding and steel cutting/bonding. I'm one of only two in the whole province of Leinster.














    I am also a lying hoor.

    There was an AMA a good while back with a lad who did similar to what you describe :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Flint Knapping stone tools. Got into it as a kid, got OK enough at it. Tried it again a few years back. Not so great. Modern human stuff, kinda OK, Neandertal and earlier? Not nearly so much. I'd be in the back of the cave with the slow learners. I can knock out a fairly OK handaxe though and that gives you a fair few sharp as fook blades as a byproduct.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    At the moment as hobbies I’m very into pottery (I make and glaze vases and bowls of varying types), art (abstract) and astronomy.

    I also love solving puzzles and doing mazes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    I've fixed a few cassette tapes. I'm not an expert and it often goes wrong but most people wouldn't even have any qualms about throwing perfectly working tapes in the bin.

    I recently bought a job lot of tapes on eBay. One was covered in mould. I removed the mould by wrapping an alcohol pad around a cotton bud, placing it under the tape, and spooling it to the end. I then pried the tape apart and cleaned inside the plastic shell and then glued it back together. Tapes held together with screws are easier to fix.

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    OP, I learned how to download something called mp3 files for free. Comes in handy now and again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Aceandstuff


    Whistling. Not the horrible, annoying type where you badly whistle a song. The one that is so high pitched that you possibly damage your own hearing to beckon or warn a dog or in some cases a person. I have gotten the attention of the emergency services several times by whistling and they were grateful for it. I spent a good 90% of my time in 6th class teaching myself how to do that. Don't do it to a waiter or waitress though :pac:

    I can do something similar, but I took years to learn how to whistle "normally", an I'm still not good at that. With some practice, I managed to perfect my car alarm impressions, and I can mimic several species of birds well enough to get into an argument with them. Also, I can move my ears without moving any other part of my face. All completely useless and totally obscure skills that just creep people out...


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    To be honest I think people spend way too many hours looking into laptops these days. I was looking for more physical skills or tricks.

    How about car or motorcycle maintenance? I had great craic stripping down an old bike with a friend before.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    To be honest I think people spend way too many hours looking into laptops these days. I was looking for more physical skills or tricks.

    Well learning to fight or learning some non combat martial arts are always long term projects you can get into. I do BJJ and Capoeira for example. The former has been useful over the years. The latter is more a dance form but it feeds into any other martial arts you might learn.

    I also do a mix of close up magic and NLP/Hypnotism study which when combined can have some nice effects. I was talking recently about a kind of social NLP patter I have been practicing which more often than not tricks sales clerks to give me change of a 50 when I actually handed them a 10.

    I have an annual weaponised go kart race with my mates too which is a great project for DIY diversion coupled with some pretty obscure objects and tools.

    Hunting and knots were mentioned on the thread but also something I have spent time on so I can second those.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    AllForIt wrote: »
    OP, I learned how to download something called mp3 files for free. Comes in handy now and again.

    Can I come along to the next meeting of cool people so I can learn what hobby I should give up next?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭fortwilliam


    Learn the complete lyrics to "Rappers Delight" by The SugarHill Gang:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM

    [Hook 1: Wonder Mike]
    I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
    To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
    The rock it to the bang bang boogie
    Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

    [Verse 1: Wonder Mike]
    Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat
    And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
    See I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say "hello"
    To the black, to the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow
    But first, I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
    Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
    Let's rock, you don't stop
    Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock
    Well so far you've heard my voice, but I brought two friends along
    And next on the mic is my man Hank; come on, Hank, sing that song

    [Verse 2: Big Bank Hank]
    Check it out, I'm the C-A-S-AN, the O-V-A and the rest is F-L-Y
    You see, I go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons I'll tell you why
    You see I'm six foot one and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a tee
    You see I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously
    I got bodyguards, I got two big cars, that definitely ain't the whack
    I got a Lincoln continental and a sunroof Cadillac
    So after school, I take a dip in the pool, which is really on the wall
    I got a color TV so I can see the Knicks play basketball
    Hear me talking 'bout checkbooks, credit cards, more money than a sucker could ever spend
    But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the Rucker, not a dime 'til I made it again

    [Hook 2: Big Bank Hank]
    Everybody go: Hotel, motel, whatcha gonna do today (say what?)
    Cause I'ma get a fly girl, gonna get some spank and drive off in a def OJ
    Everybody go: Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
    You see, if your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend

    [Post-Hook: Big Bank Hank]
    Uh Master Gee, my mellow?
    It's on you so what you gonna do?

    [Verse 3: Master Gee]
    Well it's on and on and on, on and on
    The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
    I said M-A-S, a T-E-R, a G with a double E
    I said I go by the unforgettable name of the man they call the Master Gee
    Well, my name is known all over the world
    By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
    I'm going down in history
    As the baddest rapper there ever could be
    Now I'm feeling the highs and you're feeling the lows
    The beat starts getting into your toes
    You start popping your fingers and stomping your feet
    And moving your body while you're sitting in your seat
    And then jam you start doing the freak
    I said damn, right outta your seat
    Then you throw your hands high in the air
    You're rocking to the rhythm, shake your derriere
    You're rocking to the beat without a care
    With the sure-shot emcees for the affair
    Now, I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang
    But I rap to the beat just the same
    I got a little face and a pair of brown eyes
    All I'm here to do ladies is hypnotize
    Singing on and on and on, on and on
    The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
    Singing on and on and on, on and on
    Like a hot ready to pop the pop the pop dibbie dibbie
    Pop the pop, pop, you don't dare stop
    Come alive y'all gimme what you got
    I guess by now you can take a hunch
    And find that I am the baby of the bunch
    But that's okay, I still keep in stride
    Cause all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
    Singing on and on and on, on and on
    The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
    Singing on and on and on, on and on
    Rock rock y'all get on the floor

    [Hook 3: Master Gee]
    I'm gonna freak ya here I'm gonna freak you there
    I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere

    [Post-Hook: Master Gee]
    Cause I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
    I'll put t-t-tickets in your behind
    I said 1-2-3-4, come on, girls, get on the floor
    Uh, come alive, y'all gimme what ya got
    Cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock
    I said 1-2-3-4, tell me Wonder Mike what are you waiting for?

    [Hook 1: Wonder Mike]
    I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
    To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
    The rock it to the bang bang boogie
    Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

    [Verse 4: Wonder Mike]
    Skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
    And guess what, America: we love you
    Cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
    You could rock 'til you're a hundred and one years old
    I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast
    But we like hot butter on a breakfast toast
    Rock it up, uh, baby bubbah
    Baby bubbah to the boogie the bang bang the boogie
    To the beat beat, it's so unique
    Come on, everybody, and dance to the beat

    [Bridge: Intro sound: 16 measures]

    [Hook 1: Wonder Mike]
    I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
    To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
    The rock it to the bang bang boogie
    Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

    [Verse 5: Wonder Mike]
    I said I can't wait 'til the end of the week
    When I'm rapping to the rhythm of a groovy beat
    An attempt to raise your body heat
    Just blow your mind so that you can't speak
    To do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
    And let it change up to a dance called the freak
    And when ya finally do come into your rhythmic beat
    Rest a little while so ya don't get weak
    I know a man named Hank
    He has more rhymes than a serious bank
    So come on Hank, uh, sing that song
    To the rhythm of the boogie the bang bang the bong

    [Verse 6: Big Bank Hank]
    Well, I'm Imp the Dimp the ladies pimp
    The women fight for my delight
    But I'm the grandmaster with the three emcees
    That shock the house for the young ladies
    And when you come inside, into the front
    You do the freak, spank, and do the bump
    And when the sucker emcees try to prove a point
    We're treacherous trio, uh, with a serious joint
    A from sun to sun and from day to day
    I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
    Because they say that miracles never cease
    I've created a devastating masterpiece
    I'm gonna rock the mic til you can't resist
    Everybody, I say it goes like this
    Well I was coming home late one dark afternoon
    Reporter stopped me for a interview
    She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
    That I'm vicious on the mic and the turntables
    This young reporter I did adore
    So I rocked a vicious rhyme like I never did before
    She said "damn fly guy I'm in love with you"
    The Casanova legend must have been true
    I said by the way baby what's your name
    Said "I go by the name of Lois Lane"
    And you could be my boyfriend you surely can
    Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman
    I said he's a fairy I do suppose
    Flying through the air in pantyhose
    He may be very sexy or even cute
    But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
    I said you need a man who's got finesse
    And his whole name across his chest
    He may be able to fly all through the night
    But can he rock a party 'til the early light
    He can't satisfy you with his little worm
    But I can bust you out with my super sperm
    I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it
    An I'm here and I'm there I'm Big Bank Hank, I'm everywhere
    Just throw your hands up in the air
    And party hardy like you just don't care
    Let's do it, uh, don't stop y'all, uh, tick a tock y'all you don't stop

    [Hook 2: Big Bank Hank]
    I go: Hotel, motel, what you gonna do today (say what)
    I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank and drive off in a def OJ
    Everybody go: Hotel, motel, holiday inn
    You see, if your girl starts acting up then you take her friend

    [Post-Hook: Big Bank Hank]
    I say skip, dive, what can I say
    I can't fit em all inside my OJ
    So I just take half and bust them out
    I give the rest to Master Gee so he could shock the house

    [Verse 7: Master Gee]
    It was twelve o'clock one Friday night
    I was rocking to the beat and feeling all right
    Everybody was dancing on the floor
    Doing all the things they never did before
    And then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
    She came into the bar, she came into the scene
    As she traveled deeper inside the room
    All the fellas checked out her white Sassons
    She came up to the table, looked into my eyes
    Then she turned around and shook her behind
    So I said to myself, its time for me to release
    My vicious rhyme I call my masterpiece
    And now people in the house this is just for you
    A little rap to make you boogaloo
    Now the group ya hear is called phase two
    And let me tell ya something we're a helluva crew
    Once a week we're on the street
    Just a-cutting the jams and making it free
    For you to party, got to have the moves
    So we'll get right down and give you a groove
    For you to dance you got to be hype
    So we'll get right down for you tonight
    Now the system's on and the girls are there
    You definitely have a rocking affair
    But let me tell ya something there's still one fact
    That to have a party ya got to have a rap
    So when the party's over, you're making it home
    And trying to sleep before the break of dawn
    And while ya sleeping you start to dream
    And thinking how ya danced on the disco scene
    A name appears in your mind
    Yeah, a name you know that was right on time
    It was phase two just a doing a do
    Rocking ya down cause ya know we could
    To the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
    Come alive girls get on your feet
    To the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
    To the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
    To the rhythm of the beat that says you go on
    On and on into the break of dawn
    Now I got a man coming on right now
    He's guaranteed to throw down
    He goes by the name of Wonder Mike
    Come on Wonder Mike do what ya like

    [Verse 8: Wonder Mike]
    Like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
    Like a millionaire that has no money
    Like a rainy day that is not wet
    Like a gambling fiend that does not bet
    Like Dracula with out his fangs
    Like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
    Like collard greens that don't taste good
    Like a tree that's not made out of wood
    Like going up and not coming down
    Is just like the beat without the sound, no sound
    To the beat beat, ya do the freak
    Everybody just rock and dance to the beat
    Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
    And the food just ain't no good
    I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
    And the chicken tastes like wood
    So you try to play it off like you think you can
    By saying that you're full
    And then your friend says "momma he's just being polite
    He ain't finished uh-uh that's bull"
    So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie
    And you say that you already ate
    And your friend says "man there's plenty of food"
    So you pile some more on your plate
    While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming
    Of the moment that it's time to leave
    And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting
    Into something that looks like cheese
    Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place
    I don't care what these people think
    I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous
    With this ugly food that stinks
    So you bust out the door while its still closed
    Still sick from the food you ate
    And then you run to the store for quick relief
    From a bottle of kaopectate
    And then you call your friend two weeks later
    To see how he has been
    And he says "I understand about the food
    Baby but bubbah we're still friends"

    [Hook 1: Wonder Mike]
    With a hip hop the hippie the hippie
    To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
    The rock it to the bang bang boogie
    Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

    [Post-Hook: Wonder Mike]
    I say "Hank can ya rock?
    Can ya rock to the rhythm that just don't stop?
    Can ya hip me to the shoobie doo"
    I said "come on, make uh, make the people move"

    [Verse 9: Big Bank Hank]
    I go to the halls and then ring the bell
    Because I am the man with the clientele
    And if ya ask me why I rock so well
    I'm Big Bank, I got clientele
    And from the time I was only six years old
    I never forgot what I was told
    It was the best advice that I ever had
    It came from my wise dear old dad
    He said "sit down punk I wanna talk to you
    And don't say a word until I'm through
    Now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
    A time to live and a time to die
    A time to break and a time to chill
    To act civilized or act real ill
    But whatever ya do in your lifetime
    Ya never let a MC steal your rhyme"
    So from six to six 'til this very day
    Ill always remember what he had to say
    So when the sucker emcees try to chump my style
    I let them know that I'm versatile
    I got style, finesse and a little black book
    That's filled with rhymes and I know you wanna look
    But there's a thing that separates you from me
    And that is called originality
    Because my rhymes are on from what you heard
    I didn't even bite and not a godd--m word
    And I say a little more later on tonight
    So the sucker emcees can bite all night
    Uh, tick a tock y'all, a beat, beat y'all
    A lets rock y'all, ya don't stop

    [Hook 2: Big Bank Hank]
    It go: Hotel, motel, whatcha gonna do today (say what)
    Cause I'mma get a fly girl gonna get some spank and drive off in a def OJ
    Everybody go: Hotel, motel, holiday inn
    You see if your girl starts acting up then you take her friends

    [Post-Hook: Big Bank Hank]
    A like that y'all to the beat y'all
    A beat, beat y'all ya don't stop
    Uh, Master Gee am I mellow?
    Its on you so whatcha gonna do?

    [Verse 10: Master Gee]
    Well like Johnny Carson on the late show
    A like Frankie Crocker in stereo
    Well like the barkay's singing holy ghost
    The sounds to throw down they're played the most
    Just like my man Captain Sky
    Whose name he earned with his super sperm
    We rock and we don't stop
    Get off y'all I'm here to give you whatcha got
    To the beat that it makes you freak
    And come alive girl, uh, get on your feet
    A like a Perry Mason without a case
    Like Farrah Fawcett without her face
    Like the barkays on the mic
    Like getting right down for you tonight
    Like moving your body so ya don't know how
    Right to the rhythm and throw down
    Like coming alive to the Master Gee
    The brother who rocks so viciously
    I said the age of one my life begun
    At the age of two I was doing the do
    At the age of three it was you and me
    Rocking to the sounds of the Master Gee
    At the age of four I was on the floor
    Giving all the freaks what they bargained for
    At the age of five I didn't take no jive
    With the Master Gee its all the way live
    At the age of six I was uh, picking up sticks
    Rapping to the beat my stick was fixed
    At the age of seven I was rocking in heaven dontcha know I went off
    I got right on down to the beat you see
    Getting right on down making all the girls
    Just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
    To the double beat, beat that makes you freak
    At the age of eight I was, uh, really great
    Cause every night you see I had a date
    At the age of nine I was, uh, right on time
    Cause every night I had a part to rhyme
    Going on and on and on, on and on
    The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
    A saying on and on and on, on and on
    Like a hot buttered the pop the pop the popcorn
    A saying on and on and on on and on
    Cause I'm a helluva man when I'm on the mic
    I am the definite feast delight
    I'm a helluva man when I'm on the mic
    I am the definite feast delight
    Call me the master gee you see
    The brother who rocks so viciously

    [Hook 3: Master Gee]
    I'm gonna freak ya here I'm gonna freak ya there
    I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere

    [Outro: Master Gee]
    .....The east to the west, I rock you the best....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,513 ✭✭✭Ray Palmer


    I've fixed a few cassette tapes. I'm not an expert and it often goes wrong but most people wouldn't even have any qualms about throwing perfectly working tapes in the bin.

    I recently bought a job lot of tapes on eBay. One was covered in mould. I removed the mould by wrapping an alcohol pad around a cotton bud, placing it under the tape, and spooling it to the end. I then pried the tape apart and cleaned inside the plastic shell and then glued it back together. Tapes held together with screws are easier to fix.

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    Tapes sound terrible and if not kept right they sound even worse. The tape stretches and distort the sound if it was played much. After removing mould which I doubt you will do completely you are going to damage your player.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    I've fixed a few cassette tapes. I'm not an expert and it often goes wrong but most people wouldn't even have any qualms about throwing perfectly working tapes in the bin.

    I recently bought a job lot of tapes on eBay. One was covered in mould. I removed the mould by wrapping an alcohol pad around a cotton bud, placing it under the tape, and spooling it to the end. I then pried the tape apart and cleaned inside the plastic shell and then glued it back together. Tapes held together with screws are easier to fix.

    I worked in a film archive for a few years and learned all about 8mm, 16mm and 35mm film and the related machines. How to clean film, repair it and prep it for restoration. Some chemical knowledge, a lot of physical knowledge like how to cut a piece of film to allow it to play smoothly and how to recognise different types of damage and how to deal with them. Very hands-on and very interesting.

    I worked with a guy who leaned more towards the digital encoding area of things, metadata etc and taught himself some related coding snippets to better represent encoded media as a side interest. From what I know, maybe 2 or 3 years ago, his manager encouraged him to push it a bit further. He's now winning international awards and speaking at really big conferences. Very smart guy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Got a horrible cheap set of lockpicks online and taught myself how to pick locks. Was something that fascinated me since childhood. Since I got that set, I've made more picks and tension wrenches myself out of metal scraps around the house.

    Most of the lockpicking you see on TV or in films is rubbish.....none of this "stick in a hairpin and jiggle it for two seconds and the door magically opens. It takes patience and a delicate touch. Find it a great way to relax.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    FanadMan wrote: »
    Got a horrible cheap set of lockpicks online and taught myself how to pick locks. Was something that fascinated me since childhood. Since I got that set, I've made more picks and tension wrenches myself out of metal scraps around the house.

    Most of the lockpicking you see on TV or in films is rubbish.....none of this "stick in a hairpin and jiggle it for two seconds and the door magically opens. It takes patience and a delicate touch. Find it a great way to relax.

    Have you put it to any practical use so to speak?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Have you put it to any practical use so to speak?

    Only once. Neighbour lost the key to their garden gate so rather than cut it off I picked it. Was one of those occasions that would have looked great on tv - took about a minute to open......cheap and crappy lock :D

    Mostly it's just salvaged door locks and padlocks that I've collected over the years.


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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FanadMan wrote: »
    Only once. Neighbour lost the key to their garden gate so rather than cut it off I picked it. Was one of those occasions that would have looked great on tv - took about a minute to open......cheap and crappy lock :D

    Mostly it's just salvaged door locks and padlocks that I've collected over the years.

    Do you use bump keys?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Fly tying, just in case fish survive the zombie apocalypse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    FanadMan wrote: »
    Got a horrible cheap set of lockpicks online and taught myself how to pick locks. Was something that fascinated me since childhood. Since I got that set, I've made more picks and tension wrenches myself out of metal scraps around the house.

    Most of the lockpicking you see on TV or in films is rubbish.....none of this "stick in a hairpin and jiggle it for two seconds and the door magically opens. It takes patience and a delicate touch. Find it a great way to relax.

    My mate when he had his house built needed access to the property for various bits and bobs before he actually was given the keys by the builders. He bought picks on ebay, watched a youtube vid and was inside in under 5 minutes with no prior experience on his first go although he said sometimes when he went back he'd balls it up and it'd take him a while. Interesting and scary really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭Stab*City


    I just learned how to pop shuv it. Ill be 42 on saturday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Sycamore Tree


    Stab*City wrote: »
    I just learned how to pop shuv it. Ill be 42 on saturday.

    No idea what that is and I am afraid to google it...:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I am absolutely useless at making things, fixing things, erm doing things. I tried to teach myself how to code once but I couldn't get the hang of it at all. Juggling doesn't work for me either because I have terrible hand/eye coordination. Knitting, sewing, cooking, sport, card games, puzzles, nope can't do any of them.
    I know from previous interactions that yer an expert at keeping barstools warm :b:
    Learn some bar tricks, great craic. An easy one is that you can keep your head underwater for three minutes, when this is inevitably questioned, offer to demonstrate it on the proviso that the doubting Thomas buy the next round on completion of your seemingly impossible task. Then, you go to the bar and get a shot glass of water, then carefully balance it on your head for three minutes. Drinks are on them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Graces7 wrote: »
    water divining,,, from a master


    Water divining in Ireland......dig a hole.... there it is!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 633 ✭✭✭zoe 3619


    No idea what that is and I am afraid to google it...:)

    Skateboard trick?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,028 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    No idea what that is and I am afraid to google it...:)

    It's a skateboard trick and hearing it has just taken me back years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,602 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    I had to learn a few years back how to safely discharge a CRT monitor as I got into collecting arcade machines and their monitors can go on the fritz at times. (so you've to discharge them to disconnect the chassis to work on etc)

    There's nothing quite like the fear the first time you stick a metal screwdriver under an anode cap which is potentially storing 20-30,000 volts :eek:


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