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Lies lies lies

  • 16-09-2018 10:46pm
    #1
    PTH2009
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,467 ✭✭✭✭


    We are known to tell a fib or 2 to the opposite sex when ur trying to get somewhere or tell a fib to impress

    What was one of ur funniest lies you told or ever heard somebody say ??


Comments

  • #2
    Jimmy.
    Site Banned Posts: 386 ✭✭Jimmy.


    What was yours op?


  • #3
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Jimmy. wrote: »
    What was yours op?

    What was yours?


  • #4
    CinemaGuy45
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭CinemaGuy45


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    What was yours?

    Not telling if you don't so there.


  • #5
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    "This is an interesting thread"


  • #6
    jacksie66
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #7
    CinemaGuy45
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭CinemaGuy45


    Birneybau wrote: »
    "This is an interesting thread"


  • #8
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Sell me pies sell me tasty wee pies.


  • #9
    PTH2009
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,467 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    I went on trial too man utd


  • #10
    Snotty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    Certainly not to impress:, I cannot remember why, but I didn't want a girl I had just started dating to look in the boot of my car, so I told her my dog had just died and his dead body was wrapped up in the boot, so we didn't open it. 20 years later and she now my wife and she always remembers about my dog that got knocked down just before our 3rd date, gone on to long now to come clean.


  • #11
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    No I'm only kidding, I'm actually a Concorde pilot.


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  • #12
    CinemaGuy45
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭CinemaGuy45


    lHvVhe2.jpg


  • #13
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,868 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    I went on trial too man utd

    Me two.


  • #14
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    We are known to tell a fib or 2 to the opposite sex when ur trying to get somewhere or tell a fib to impress

    What was one of ur funniest lies you told or ever heard somebody say ??

    Of course I won't come in your mouth


  • #15
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,638 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    I went on trial too man utd


    you went to manchestor on trial or you went on trial in manchester?


  • #16
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Told her that my yacht was bigger than it actually was


  • #17
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    I SWEAR I pulled out


  • #18
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I told her I was going to give her an orgasm.

    Silly girl. I barely got my pants down.


  • #19
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    I said "honestly, there's no chloroform on it".

    Almost 20 years of bliss locked in my basement.


  • #20
    Cutie 3.14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Cutie 3.14


    Pretended that I shared his interest in all things fitness just so I could get into his pants. It worked, but jesus I was miserable for half the day doing fecking squats :o


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