The Late Late Show 7th September

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Ryan Tubridy returns to the helm for a 10th year


Tonight's line up:


Piers Morgan:

The controversial talk show host will be on to discuss his friend Donald Trumps visit to Ireland in November and to give his views on Brexit.


Ireland Women's Hockey Team:

Will be on to talk about their recent memorable run to the final of the World Cup.


Rhys McClenaghan, Thomas Barr, Ellen Keane:

These will be on to talk about winning medals at this summers European Championships.


Limerick Hurling team:

Manager John Kiely, Captain Declan Hannon and S&C coach will discuss winning Liam McCarthy for Limerick for the first time in 45 years.


Jim Warny:

The Clare born rescue diver will talk about the tough mission he was involved in when 12 young boys and their coach got trapped in a Thai cave.


Shauna Ray Lacey:

The Carlow Rose will discuss her parents struggles with heroin addiction.


Music will come courtesy of James Vincent McMorrow and Beverley Craven who will sing her 90s classic Promise Me.

Ol' Donie

The credibility of the show has been in question for several years now. It's really not helped by having this slimy tabloid professional troll on.

Hello to you all, I will be joining you whenever I'm sure I won't catch one second of his smarmy nonsense.

And I don't mean Tubbs, smartarses.

Ol' Donie

Ha, I love the Late Late.

We have the girl who's just won the Rose of Tralee! What a story that was. Whatever will we talk about? I know, heroin addiction!

Edit: I presume she won it, if they're filling the show with any aul Rose of Tralee contestant, it's time to call it a day for the Late Late.

Fr Tod Umptious

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Ha, I love the Late Late.

We have the girl who's just won the Rose of Tralee! What a story that was. Whatever will we talk about? I know, heroin addiction!

Edit: I presume she won it, if they're filling the show with any aul Rose of Tralee contestant, it's time to call it a day for the Late Late.

She didn't win it.

phunkadelic

Running Order


Part One
Irish Senior Women's Hockey Team
Thomas Barr, Ellen Keane and Rys McClenaghan



Part Two

Piers Morgan
Donal Skehan
Performance: Beverley Craven, Julia Fordham and Judy Tsuke

Part Three

Limerick Hurling - Declan Hannon, John Kiely, Joe O'Connor
Jim Varny


Part Four
Performance: James Vincent McMorrow
Shauna Ray Lacey and Angela Ray

neris

Adamocovic

vladmydad

Let me give you the Morgan interview:

RT: Trump is racist
PM: no he just wants illegal immigration stopped and the law to be applied properly. Also black unemployment is at a record low and he’s polling higher than any other Republican President with African Americans.

RT: He’s a misogynist
PM: his closest advisor is his daughter.
He hired a female as head of his construction company. He insults women as much as he does men. He doesn’t treat them as like fragile things.

RT: He’s controversial
PM: he gets 91% negative media coverage despite 4.2% GDP growth, full employment, ISIS eliminated, N Korean denuclearization, increased NATO member funding and much more.

RT: but but ............ Racism

Atlantic Dawn

A bit of Burt and Piers later on ITV...
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1038092915296403457

secondrowgal

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Ha, I love the Late Late.

We have the girl who's just won the Rose of Tralee! What a story that was. Whatever will we talk about? I know, heroin addiction!

Edit: I presume she won it, if they're filling the show with any aul Rose of Tralee contestant, it's time to call it a day for the Late Late.

She didn’t win it and there’s your misery slot.

vladmydad

Piers Morgan interview

RT : misogyny racist xenophobe
PM: ehh is that a question ?

RT: misogyny racism xenophobia
PM: why do you keep saying that

RT: misogyny racism xenophobia
PM : are you having a stroke !!!!!

RT: misogyny racism xenophobia, I love Hillary 😭😭😭
PM : is there a doctor in the audience ??

Welsh Megaman

Here we are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww4v2cP-MDo

Greetings. Autumnal salutations to you all!

neris

neris wrote: »

Ah neris. We always live in hope. Too early for this- save it for Ray's show!:p

Skid X

Hello

I was thinking, who would be Ryan Tubridy's ideal guest from fiction for the Late Late Show?

I think he would like King Lear. He's Royal, so Tubs would lick that up, and then he had two daughters who plotted against him and another who actually loved him but he banished herThen Lear goes nuts wandering the moors and his buddy tries to help him but he gets his eyes gouged out and two of the daughters kill each other (by poison and suicide) and the one that love him is killed and Lear realises he messed up but its too late and he gets executed. Tubs would love that misery.

Any other contenders?

Skid X

Skid X wrote: »

Hello

I was thinking, who would be Ryan Tubridy's ideal guest from fiction for the Late Late Show?

I think he would like King Lear. He's Royal, so Tubs would lick that up, and then he had two daughters who plotted against him and another who actually loved him but he banished herThen Lear goes nuts wandering the moors and his buddy tries to help him but he gets his eyes gouged out and two of the daughters kill each other (by poison and suicide) and the one that love him is killed and Lear realises he messed up but its too late and he gets executed. Tubs would love that misery.

Any other contenders?

Inspector Morse for the whole show:


Book plug: "How I hate Colin Dexter"- The real story of Morse

Sex Slot: How all the women I ever loved left me

Misery Slot: see above

Music Slot: Wagner is underrated and I can prove it!

Happy Slot: Pictures of Lewis on holiday in Blackpool

:P

anthonyjmaher

I'm only here for Beverly Craven.

10 f**king lost years RTE, 10 years.

#RTEsupportingthemediocre.

FixdePitchmark

would have been nice to see them in real clothes.

Say Your Number

Meh....if you ain't first, you're last.

Skid X

Skid X wrote: »

Hello

I was thinking, who would be Ryan Tubridy's ideal guest from fiction for the Late Late Show?

I think he would like King Lear. He's Royal, so Tubs would lick that up, and then he had two daughters who plotted against him and another who actually loved him but he banished herThen Lear goes nuts wandering the moors and his buddy tries to help him but he gets his eyes gouged out and two of the daughters kill each other (by poison and suicide) and the one that love him is killed and Lear realises he messed up but its too late and he gets executed. Tubs would love that misery.

Any other contenders?

They all live misery in RTE. Jowel Duffy, Genuinely Miriam, Farcy..

CH3OH

Anyone see any TV bargains?

I might need a new one after Donal Skehan is on

anthonyjmaher

Who are these. the Irish midget rubgy team?

Skid X

Amazing achievement.

Well done ladies.

anthonyjmaher

And how did it feel,
And then how did it feel.
And then how did it feel then.

lawred2

Won the hearts of the nation..

Yeah not really..

Skid X

Skid X wrote: »

Amazing achievement.

Well done ladies.

Yeah, pretty cool achievement.:cool:

FixdePitchmark

lots of Northern Ireland

Ol' Donie

anthonyjmaher wrote: »

And how did it feel,
And then how did it feel.
And then how did it feel then.

And then I asked you how did it feel. And how did that feel?

FixdePitchmark

Bizarre

Welsh Megaman

Ireland did well in the Nations League football too.

Oh wait...

:pac:

anthonyjmaher

Says Beverly Craven: "Promise me, you'll wait for me"
Says I: "This is not going to be easy Beverly"

Skid X

They should have a Special Rose of Tralee with just this squad competing.

With a round where they take hockey shots against Daithí.

Berserker

Evening all.

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

lots of Northern Ireland

Team is mainly NI and Dublin.

FixdePitchmark

Sadly some have hit the fake tan a bit like the dutch team

Ol' Donie

Skid X wrote: »

Hello

I was thinking, who would be Ryan Tubridy's ideal guest from fiction for the Late Late Show?

I think he would like King Lear. He's Royal, so Tubs would lick that up, and then he had two daughters who plotted against him and another who actually loved him but he banished herThen Lear goes nuts wandering the moors and his buddy tries to help him but he gets his eyes gouged out and two of the daughters kill each other (by poison and suicide) and the one that love him is killed and Lear realises he messed up but its too late and he gets executed. Tubs would love that misery.

Any other contenders?

Princess Leia.

"And then the Death Star blew up your entire planet. How did that make you feel?"

Welsh Megaman

Got my rifle aimed at Clint Velour.

He did say ‘Hit Me With Your Best Shot’ after all.

Ol' Donie

Ol' Donie wrote: »

And then I asked you how did it feel. And how did that feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwOfCgkyEj0

Pandora!

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Ha, I love the Late Late.

We have the girl who's just won the Rose of Tralee! What a story that was. Whatever will we talk about? I know, heroin addiction!

Edit: I presume she won it, if they're filling the show with any aul Rose of Tralee contestant, it's time to call it a day for the Late Late.

I think it was the Nigerian Rose that won it, as far as I can remember.

EPAndlee

Why are we treating womens hockey like a real sport

anthonyjmaher

Tubridy is known for creating a few upsets himself. I was in tears for days when I found out they gave him the Late Late job.

Berserker

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Ireland did well in the Nations League football too.

Oh wait...

:pac:

Heard your lot were singing some fun songs towards the Irish fans.

Ol' Donie

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Ireland did well in the Nations League football too.

Oh wait...

:pac:

:D

Stop that, stop that!

johnpatrick81

FixdePitchmark

It has to be the most posh sport in Ireland

Equestrian
Hockey
Cricket


Rugby and golf even behind

lawred2

Most successful team in oirish history...

Does she mean specifically in loydees hockey?

Character Building

Protestant hurling.

anthonyjmaher

Pandora! wrote: »

I think it was the Nigerian Rose that won it, as far as I can remember.

She's certainly buying stuff on the Rose Of Tralee's credit card anyway.

Rock Lesnar

Evening all, how are ye, well i'll start with my usual, what a terrible lineup, if this is the best they could get for the 1st show of the season, yeah the 1st show of the season, its gonna be a long winter.

jobless

Lovely posh ladies

Berserker

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

It has to be the most posh sport in Ireland

Equestrian
Hockey
Cricket


Rugby and golf even behind

Nah, I've played hockey and cricket. Cricket is posher. The long form of the game more specifically.

Ol' Donie

And then the Minister for Sport in a move of outrageous transparency tried to piggyback on all your hard work. How did that make you feel?