Best car in this crazy budget

Bandana boy

I really like the idea of the Volvo XC60 Hybrid so I was playing around with the build option on their website

https://www.volvocars.com/ie/build/suv/xc60/inscription/t8-twin-engine-automatic-awd?s=2KGGYD7

It came to 85K !!

I couldn't justify that spend on any car and I got to thinking is anybody who is spending 85K on car going for a Volvo !

What is a better car for this price ?
It needs a high seating position as I am to old and fat to be crawling out of a sports car
It needs to be hybrid or electric as I need to say I am doing my bit for Global Warming when having Avocado mash and poached eggs on Sunday with my latte supping friends and family.
It needs to have a bit of luxury too
Ideally for that price it should make young women swoon.

thoughts ?

D3V!L

I'll see your XC60 and raise you this monster

https://www.volvocars.com/ie/build/estate-hatchback/v90/cross-country-pro/d5-powerpulse-awd-automatic/summary?s=BKNKZDK


I dont have kids nor nuttin, just think Volvo land barges are cool

Old, fat, wants electric car that will make young women swoon.

Buy a Milkfloat and get One Direction or Ed Sheeran to use it as a stage.

Bluefoam

Youd get a well spec'ed Alfa Stelvio for that money... and have change. It's a panty dropper.

colm_mcm

Buy an 520d for €50k and spend the other €35k on coke and hookers.

scamalert

colm_mcm wrote: »

Buy an 520d for €50k and spend the other €35k on coke and hookers.

5-6yr old 7 series and blow 50k on hookers and coke, road tax and servicing :pac::D

H3llR4iser

This is quite obviously a funny/p1sstake/for a laugh thread, so here I go in the spirit.

Get a Tesla Model X - high, electric, completely barren inside but it's considered cool these days. Perfect for a fat, old own-fart smelling fecker, overpriced enough to compete with avocado sandwiches.

It will certain make young women swoon; Just don't complain when they turn out to be the types who blabber for hours about anti-vax conspiracy theories and refuse to shower because "soap is bad for the environment"

Alternatively...

10 years old Porsche 911, hookers & cocaine (it will make you lose weight and jump out of the car like the Pop Up Pirate). Problem solved.

Bandana boy

colm_mcm wrote: »

Buy an 520d for €50k and spend the other €35k on coke and hookers.

Beamer ,not sure i want to advertise that I am a dickhead though

bazz26

Yeah, best keep that information to yourself....:pac: