If you changed your sexual orientation who would you bed?

JupiterKid

So, say tomorrow you woke up gay (if straight) or straight (if gay) who would you have a hot prolonged erotic session with?

I’ve always had a soft spot for strong, intelligent and interesting women, so for me it would include:

Uma Thurman
Charlize Theron
Keely Hawes
Tia Carrere
Rene Russo
A younger Kate Bush
Lynda Carter
Halle Berry
Sharon Ni Bheolain


So be honest, if you changed sexual orientation, who would you bed? :pac:

pleas advice

Lynda Carter? Is that Danny Dyer's wife in EastEnders?

Roger Hassenforder

JupiterKid wrote: »

So, say tomorrow you woke up gay (if straight) or straight (if gay) who would you have a hot prolonged erotic session with?

I’ve always had a soft spot for strong, intelligent and interesting women, so for me it would include:

Uma Thurman
Charlize Theron
Keely Hawes
Tia Carrere
Rene Russo
A younger Kate Bush
Lynda Carter
Halle Berry
Sharon Ni Bheolain


So be honest, if you changed sexual orientation, who would you bed? :pac:

I'd lie firmly on my back in my bed

Jim Bob Scratcher

Panti Bliss

JupiterKid

pleas advice wrote: »

Lynda Carter? Is that Danny Dyer's wife in EastEnders?

Nope, that’s Linda Carter, with an “I” in her first name - actress Kelly Bright. Permanently miserable like most of the cast in EE.

This is the Lynda Carter I’m referring to, who played Wonder Woman in the 1970s...

Lynda in 1977



Lynda now - I still would!

Jack Moore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB73Ko12yiQ

Elvis

NOVA MCMXCIV

Linda Carter. Danny Dyer's wife in EastEnders.

Suckit

Lynda Carter (OWW)

My sexual orientation wouldn't change that.

Witchie

Winnona Ryder
Julia Styles
Olivia Munn

NOVA MCMXCIV

Sorry – I meant Shirley Carter. Danny Dyer's mother, in EastEnders.

AllForIt

JupiterKid wrote: »

A younger Kate Bush

Did she not age well? Anyway, no bush for me thank you.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What if I'm bisexual? Does the list change...?

NOVA MCMXCIV

When in doubt – Shirley Carter.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

NOVA MCMXCIV wrote: »

When in doubt – Shirley Carter.

Big Daddy...?

Tom Hardy

notsoyoungwan

Scarlet Johansson

Edgware

I always liked redheads so I would have to go for The Gooch. Bend over and face Dingle

Cleopatra_

I'm bi so I guess nothing changes.

Hector Bellend

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Big Daddy...?

Shirley Crabtree not Shirley Carter.

Hector Bellend

If I was a woman or gay I'd want rocco the porn star to screw me the mattress.

Big powerful mickey on him.

RikkFlair

Edgware wrote: »

I always liked redheads so I would have to go for The Gooch. Bend over and face Dingle

The Irish version of "Lie back and think of England"

jmayo

JupiterKid wrote: »

Nope, that’s Linda Carter, with an “I” in her first name - actress Kelly Bright. Permanently miserable like most of the cast in EE.

This is the Lynda Carter I’m referring to, who played Wonder Woman in the 1970s...

Lynda in 1977



Lynda now - I still would!

Just after you changed sexual orientation the first thing you should do is get some glasses.

Linda was really hot in 1977, but today jaysus she looks like someone you would have to fight Wayne Rooney for.

splashuum

Nigel Farage

Hector Bellend

splashuum wrote: »

Nigel Farage

Go tag team with Boris Johnson

splashuum

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Go tag team with Boris Johnson

You have got me sweating !

brevity

Alexander Skarrsgard.

Lorelli!

notsoyoungwan wrote: »

Scarlet Johansson

I use to think Scarlet was pretty until I saw her when she was a young Christopher Walken

https://www.google.ie/search?q=scarlett+johansson+christopher+walken&oq=scarl&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j0j5.2149j0j4&client=ms-android-h3g-ie&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=Erhv3B8RNuhVnM:

Grab All Association

I don’t see the point of this thread as you have to be bisexual or at least bicurious to answer this. I’m straight so there’s nobody from the same sex I’d be attracted to. Of course homosexuality isn’t a choice so that could change for every straight person. My fiancée though has lets say eaten carpet before. Harley Quinn and that terrible Avril Lavigne one would turn her on.

“Look at me I’m 30+ dressed like a teenager singing about skaters”

I’ll stop before this turns into a rant

sbsquarepants

For me it would have to be -

Brian Cox
Mads Mikkelson

Gannicus

Chris Hemsworth

Gannicus

Grab All Association wrote: »

I don’t see the point of this thread as you have to be bisexual or at least bicurious to answer this. I’m straight so there’s nobody from the same sex I’d be attracted to. Of course homosexuality isn’t a choice so that could change for every straight person. My fiancée though has lets say eaten carpet before. Harley Quinn and that terrible Avril Lavigne one would turn her on.

“Look at me I’m 30+ dressed like a teenager singing about skaters”

I’ll stop before this turns into a rant

Too late

Kat1170

splashuum wrote:

Nigel Farage

Just become British, he's going to end up screwing all of them anyhow, regardless of orientation.

jimgoose

Mads Mikkelsen. That man is impossibly handsome. Oooh my!! :cool:;);)

jimgoose

jmayo wrote: »

Just after you changed sexual orientation the first thing you should do is get some glasses.

Linda was really hot in 1977, but today jaysus she looks like someone you would have to fight Wayne Rooney for.

Carter is 67 years old, FFS - she's a fantastic-looking woman, and I totally would. If I, harrumph, wasn't, erm, spoken-for of course.

jmayo

jimgoose wrote: »

Carter is 67 years old, FFS - she's a fantastic-looking woman, and I totally would. If I, harrumph, wasn't, erm, spoken-for of course.

Exactly someone right up Wayne Rooneys street, well age wise anyway.

sbsquarepants

jimgoose wrote: »

Mads Mikkelsen. That man is impossibly handsome. Oooh my!! :cool:;);)

Back up there jimbob - I saw him first:mad:

Outlaw Pete

Sorry, but if can answer this question then you don't need your sexual orientation changed... you're already there.

My answer is I have no clue, how would I? All men repulse me.


Apart from Johnny Depp, but he's a ride.

Undividual

I'd probably start with myself

Kat1170

sbsquarepants wrote:

Back up there jimbob

Didn't realise this thread came with instructions

indioblack

RikkFlair wrote: »

The Irish version of "Lie back and think of England"

Hasn't got the same ring - or maybe it has.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Shirley Crabtree not Shirley Carter.

Far too late now, it's already in my head....:(

Star Bingo

There’s plenty whose winning the gene pools was a major catalyst to getting where they are today and I’m not about to admit to taking a shine to any of them

There’s also those who are more preoccupied with making personal grooming tutorials and the like on Youtube. Fùck em I say! But not like that... some random ladyboy that wouldn’t take the end of a stiletto to me when I cop she’s got tackle down there deserves the accolade more

Wibbs

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

My answer is I have no clue, how would I? All men repulse me.

I'm dubious about fiddling with meself.

Rubberlegs

Lagertha from Vikings, I would plunder and pillage her

Yer Da sells Avon

I, a very heterosexual man, cannot answer this question because I am too heterosexual.

Try_harder

Holly Willowby
Emma Willis
Christina Hendricks

Fr_Dougal

Grab All Association wrote: »

I don’t see the point of this thread as you have to be bisexual or at least bicurious to answer this. I’m straight so there’s nobody from the same sex I’d be attracted to. Of course homosexuality isn’t a choice so that could change for every straight person. My fiancthough has lets say eaten carpet before. Harley Quinn and that terrible Avril Lavigne one would turn her on.

“Look at me I’m 30+ dressed like a teenager singing about skaters”

I’ll stop before this turns into a rant

That’s his point, remember this is the poster that believes nobody is 100% straight.

Lorelli!

I think I'd go with Ruby Rose.

Aceandstuff

If I changed sexual orientation overnight, I'd still be the same celibate, miserable b@stard. Probably wouldn't notice TBH.