Why are Nordies so nuts?

kuntboy

If they're not kneecapping their grandmothers they're riding their motorcycles at 209mph in the pissing rain or busy at their jobs at the Game of Thrones tour centre.

Also every sentence is so full of "hi"s and "hoo"s that I can't understand a thing.

They're focking mads I tells ya.

Discuss.

super_furry

A gang on Nordie lads away on holiday or at a festival is always lively. They always seem to end up fighting among themselves.

floatwinner

Another quality thread. AH has really gone to the dogs.

corner of hells

floatwinner wrote: »

Another quality thread. AH has really gone to the dogs.

Shelbourne or Harold's Cross ?

biko

kuntboy wrote: »

Also every sentence is so full of "hi"s and "hoo"s that I can't understand a thing.

That's racist

citytillidie

corner of hells wrote: »

Shelbourne or Harold's Cross ?

Lifford keep it north of the island

JohnnyFlash

They tend to be extremely sour and bad tempered people with an almost nonexistent work ethic. Best avoided if at all possible.

Trigger Happy

I have never slept with a nordie woman who was not great in bed.
All one of them.
You would not want to be hanging around after though.

Taytoland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

They tend to be extremely sour and bad tempered people with an almost nonexistent work ethic. Best avoided if at all possible.

That would be the Catholics.

JohnnyFlash

Taytoland wrote: »

That would be the Catholics.

I don’t know about that. Your own trolling is so lazy and pitiful that I’d expect ones particular interpretation of Jesus’s teachings don’t come into it. I’d say the lack of any sense of humour is a societal thing at this stage.

TomSweeney

What about ye ?

frag420

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

They tend to be extremely sour and bad tempered people with an almost nonexistent work ethic. Best avoided if at all possible.

We are discussing Northern Ireland, not the north side of Dublin!

Stay on topic for the love of jaysus!!

Titzon Toast

There's something in the whatter up there.

Hotblack Desiato

The answer OP is religion.

If someone had had the good sense to batter St Patrick to death the moment he set foot here, how much better off we'd all have been.

frag420

Titzon Toast wrote: »

There's something in the whatter up there.

Because that’s where they wash their flegs...

vicwatson

Fleg situationnn

McMurphy

I don't think any of us can look up there and sneer tbh, gang wars here where shootings no longer shock us, marauding gangs of burglars who are using our motorways and lack of garda presence on them, to terrorise entire areas who have been left with little other options than to resort to paying for, and installing cctv systems/vigilante groups to monitor/patrol their own rural roads.

And don't get me started on sulky racing and the epidemic zombie/junkie problems that have infested not just Dublin but many of our large (and small in some cases) city's and towns.

Franz Von Peppercorn

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

The answer OP is religion.

If someone had had the good sense to batter St Patrick to death the moment he set foot here, how much better off we'd all have been.

We’d be eating our young.

Taytoland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Taytoland wrote: »

That would be the Catholics.

I don’t know about that. Your own trolling is so lazy and pitiful that I’d expect ones particular interpretation of Jesus’s teachings don’t come into it. I’d say the lack of any sense of humour is a societal thing at this stage.

Based on what?

Yanker

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I have never slept with a nordie woman who was not great in bed.
All one of them.
You would not want to be hanging around after though.

The fellas are amazing as well. Insane, but worth it. Just leave the car running and your shoes on.

The Rape of Lucretia

I think it comes from being the country that nobody wants, even themselves. The UK certainly doesnt want them, the trouble, the expense, and the Brexit problem that they bring - thats if they even know the north is in the UK in the first place. Eire had no interest in tge expense, the baggage, the religious backwardness, and the political bickering about nothing. The republicans dont want to be sharing six counties withunionists. And the unionists dont want to be sharing 6 counties with have ths population wanting them to quit the UK.
So the country that suits nobody at all really. It makes them feel most unloved, which must colour ones outlook of the world.

Titzon Toast

Taytoland wrote: »

Based on what?

Invasion?
Occupation?
Repression?

Taytoland

Titzon Toast wrote: »

Taytoland wrote: »

Based on what?

Invasion?
Occupation?
Repression?

So fiction then, ok.

paw patrol

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I don’t know about that. Your own trolling is so lazy and pitiful that I’d expect ones particular interpretation of Jesus’s teachings don’t come into it. I’d say the lack of any sense of humour is a societal thing at this stage.

in fairness, it tends to be the catholics.

The unionist types are reserved and polite and the loyalist types wouldn't bother their holes with the rest of us,.


Northies are as mad as a bag of cats, esp on the lash.

dermo888

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

The answer OP is religion.

If someone had had the good sense to batter St Patrick to death the moment he set foot here, how much better off we'd all have been.

Actually - I'd have dealt with two far more problematic people later on. 

1. King Henry VIII.
2. Oliver Cromwell.

maccored

****ing free staters

Cleopatra_

I rode a nordie boy once. His mammy wasn't very happy that he brought me home. He got his friend to give me a lift back to where I was staying the next day though. Nice boy

jacksie66

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For Forks Sake

kuntboy wrote: »

If they're not kneecapping their grandmothers they're riding their motorcycles at 209mph in the pissing rain or busy at their jobs at the Game of Thrones tour centre.

Also every sentence is so full of "hi"s and "hoo"s that I can't understand a thing.

They're focking mads I tells ya.

Discuss.

Probably mostly linked to overconsumption of Harp.
There's damn good reasons why it was taken off the market here years ago.

Agricola

In a sectarian state, the sane people get out as soon as they can. They rest stay and go nuts.

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-CpZ6qtnjk

Hotblack Desiato

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

We’d be eating our young.

Well at least it would have staved off the Famine.

A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift

A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

Madagascan

kuntboy wrote: »

Also every sentence is so full of "hi"s and "hoo"s that I can't understand a thing.

They're focking mads I tells ya.

Discuss.

You forgot the words Like and You know.
Like.

Madagascan

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Taytoland wrote: »

That would be the Catholics.

I don’t know about that. Your own trolling is so lazy and pitiful that I’d expect ones particular interpretation of Jesus’s teachings don’t come into it. I’d say the lack of any sense of humour is a societal thing at this stage.

Lack of sense of humour?
Bit of irony in that post.
Sour faced ......

Mrcaramelchoc

Or parents letting their 13 year olds rob cars and kill themselves.yea they are a mad bunch.

GowlBagJohnson

I put a wee bomb in your ma's knickers

mynamejeff

its all down to to harp larger

that stuff is skullbusting juice , causes heightened levels of aggression and stupidity leading to work shyness and a tendency to gobble any sort of drugs prescription and non prescription alike they can get thier blood soaked grubby little hands on. its a wonder they still retail the ability to produce from their shallow stagnant gene pool to continue their long pointless faction fighting.

i look forward to a post bretix border wall to fend them off

McMurphy

mynamejeff wrote: »

its all down to to harp larger

that stuff is skullbusting juice , causes heightened levels of aggression and stupidity leading to work shyness and a tendency to gobble any sort of drugs prescription and non prescription alike they can get thier blood soaked grubby little hands on. its a wonder they still retail the ability to produce from their shallow stagnant gene pool to continue their long pointless faction fighting.

i look forward to a post bretix border wall to fend them off

Harp Lager is 4% abv if I recall correctly. Weak as ditch piss.


You're describing absinthe or something up above Jeff.

Sgt Hartman

mynamejeff wrote: »

its all down to to harp larger

that stuff is skullbusting juice , causes heightened levels of aggression and stupidity leading to work shyness and a tendency to gobble any sort of drugs prescription and non prescription alike they can get thier blood soaked grubby little hands on. its a wonder they still retail the ability to produce from their shallow stagnant gene pool to continue their long pointless faction fighting.

i look forward to a post bretix border wall to fend them off

I personally know 2 Harp drinkers and they're both as mad as a brush. The stuff is lunatic juice.