Things you're proud of but shouldn't be

blue note

What things is it for you? Just this morning I was washing my hands in the bathroom in work when I guy goes to enter the cubicle I had just used. He turns around disgusted and goes to a different one. I was quite proud of how manly a smell I'd left behind. In fairness, it was repulsive.

A less manky one would be my friend who told our whatsapp group about his sons rugby match recently where one of the opposition took a cheap shot at him. His son at the next opportunity poleaxed the guy. You're not meant to condone fouls like that, but he was chuffed at seeing him stand up for himself like that.

So what are you proud of that you're probably not meant to be?

Pac1Man

I can sit in a room on my own starting into space daydreaming for a good length of time and not get bored.

PlaneSpeeking

Getting arrested aged 19.

My mother, may God rest her soul, was unsteady on her feet due to arthritis.

Kids (early teens) at the end of the street threw stuff at her to get to fall over.

i saw this happen once, and punched the lights out of the ringleader.

She (I'm female too - so okay to hit a girl there!!) went to the police but made up a serious load of nonsense about me pulling her hair, scratching her face etc. Turns out the shop where it happened just had CCTV installed and caught the lot.

I told them the whole story, and said I wanted her charged with attempted assault. Never went anywhere but that **** crossed the street every time she saw me!!

Perhaps I shouldn't be proud but I am!

PlaneSpeeking

Pac1Man wrote: »

I can sit in a room on my own starting into space daydreaming for a good length of time and not get bored.

You are my dog!!!! I bow (wow) to you sir, it's a class trick!!!

Pac1Man

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Getting arrested aged 19....

Hmm, mine seems a bit dull now.

Signore Fancy Pants

100 chicken nuggets one sitting.

PlaneSpeeking

Chewbacca wrote: »

100 chicken nuggets one sitting.

I'm strangely impressed!

Signore Fancy Pants

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

I'm strangely impressed!

Yup, got them all up in there.

TheValeyard

Chewbacca wrote: »

100 chicken nuggets one sitting.

Id say you're arse was firing them out like a gatling gun.

Beta Ray Bill

Anything to do with revenge....

I'm a terrible f**ker for that, I've let stuff sit for years before taking out revenge on a person.... It is a dish best served cold as they say
I know I shouldn't be proud of it, but I am.

mad muffin

I can suck myself off…

Signore Fancy Pants

mad muffin wrote: »

I can suck myself off…

Well you do have a big 'ol Giraffe neck.

Folkstonian

Driving 60 miles from my home in London to my parents’ in Kent on a petrol tank that the trip computer had already declared empty. Not the wisest move and could have left me in a world of bother on the hard shoulder of the M20, but I’d lost my wallet and my housemates were both away. Dad was less than impressed, but I was proud..

Turnipman

mad muffin wrote: »

I can suck myself off…

Do you use a Dyson or a Vax?

freshpopcorn

I know more quotes from soaps/programs than I know from Shakespeare/Wordsworth.

corner of hells

My wife was being bullied by two of sisters and a brother in law over prolonged period of time , bitchy childish stuff but it was starting to cause more and more problems .

It came to a head one evening with one of her sisters being physically thrown out of house and ending up sitting on her hole in the driveway.
Her husband burst into the house ten minutes later shouting all sorts of threats.

The punch was a single , solitarily one .
I spent a couple of hours in a cell but it was well worth it to see him walking around with sunglasses hiding his shiner.

I regret but am proud of the punch at the same time.