Fcuking Prick of a cat

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 9:24pm #1

He's been playing with a mouse since 6.30pm in the garden.

Toying with the poor crather. Smallest cutest mouse ever. Stays still for ages, makes a run for it thinks he's away and basterd cat just stretches a paw and flicks him up in the air, and scoops him back in, and licks/sucks it. Being going on hours.

Just after distracting the fcuker with a few dreamies, picked up the mouse and put him somewhere safe. Cat now looking frantically for him where he lasr saw him.

They're cruel fcukers.
Should have got a dog.

Mokuba · 02-08-2018 9:27pm

Be thankful that the cat is keeping your rodent problem under control.

nullzero · 02-08-2018 9:28pm

Mokuba wrote: »

Be thankful that the cat is keeping your rodent problem under control.

One four hour torture at a time.

Dave0301 · 02-08-2018 9:29pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

He's been playing with a mouse since 6.30pm in the garden.

Toying with the poor crather. Smallest cutest mouse ever. Stays still for ages, makes a run for it thinks he's away and basterd cat just stretches a paw and flicks him up in the air, and scoops him back in, and licks/sucks it. Being going on hours.

Just after distracting the fcuker with a few dreamies, picked up the mouse and put him somewhere safe. Cat now looking frantically for him where he lasr saw him.

They're cruel fcukers.
Should have got a dog.

Took you about four hours to feel bad though...

The cat didn't lick that cruel streak up off the floor :pac:

ozmo · 02-08-2018 9:29pm

Saved the mouse- Nice one...

Those deamies - dunno what’s in them but the cat we had went absolutely mental for them- dealz sell them cheapish by the way.

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 9:29pm

Mokuba wrote: »

Be thankful that the cat is keeping your rodent problem under control.

Hes after wiping out half the passerine population of my area in Cork despite two bells on the fcuker.

Wouldnt mind if he just ate them quick. It's the toying with them I hate.

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 9:30pm

ozmo wrote: »

Saved the mouse- Nice one...

Those deamies - dunno what’s in them but the cat we had went absolutely mental for them- dealz sell them cheapish by the way.

Wouldn't buy them anywhere else!

Raging_Ninja · 02-08-2018 9:31pm

After having a good laugh at this thread. I love cats, it's gas the things they do for fun.

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 9:32pm

Dave0301 wrote: »

Took you about four hours to feel bad though...

The cat didn't lick that cruel streak up off the floor :pac:

I was hoping by the time I'd the dinner on, kids fed, cleaned up after, and had sat on the jacks with my head in my hands for an hour of me/quiet time, he'd have the thing eaten.

But no. Still flicking him around.

IvySlayer · 02-08-2018 9:36pm

My cat loves pouncing on raw spagehtti or fusiili pasta

Captain Red Beard · 02-08-2018 9:38pm

All cats are bastards.

Mongfinder General · 02-08-2018 9:43pm

Captain Red Beard wrote: »

All cats are bastards.

Animals are bastards

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m-5GT0YDnhE

tabby aspreme · 02-08-2018 9:44pm

Was it a regular mouse or a pointy nosed field mouse, they don't eat the field mice

Carry · 02-08-2018 9:45pm

That happens only with well fed and spoilt rotten house cats.
You should starve your cat (only joking) and the mouse would be dead and eaten in seconds. Stray or wild cats wouldn't do all these shenanigans, not at length anyway.

Cats have a hunting instinct but if they are not hungry they just enjoy the hunting as such hence the "playing" with the poor mouse.

My certainly spoilt rotten house tiger didn't play long with mice, instead he caught them quickly and brought them alive into the house where he set them free to show me his hunting skills. Needless to say, I wasn't amused.

Cats are cats. Nothing you can do.

freshpopcorn · 02-08-2018 9:46pm

Just stand on the mouse!

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 9:56pm

tabby aspreme wrote: »

Was it a regular mouse or a pointy nosed field mouse, they don't eat the field mice

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Murinaeologist....

(He was a tiny tiny mouse. Nose was pretty pointy though.)

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 9:57pm

Carry wrote: »

Cats are cats. Nothing you can do.

I can take his mouse!!

Ray Palmer · 02-08-2018 10:00pm

https://www.pinterest.ie/pin/125115695880537106/

Computer Science Student · 02-08-2018 10:01pm

Yea, people with tattoos are either insecure or stupid

02-08-2018 10:01pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Murinaeologist....

(He was a tiny tiny mouse. Nose was pretty pointy though.)

Sounds like a pigmy shrew. They are really tiny and cute, with a pointy nose.

Tom Mann Centuria · 02-08-2018 10:01pm

Sounds like a shrew rather than mouse.

Glass fused light · 02-08-2018 10:04pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I can take his mouse!!

It took you 4 hrs, ......:eek: 4 hrs to figure out how to catch a mouse

that the cat brought in as a demo tool. The poor cat will have to put a bit more effort into teaching ya the trade or your sure to starve...

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 10:05pm

Computer Science Student wrote: »

Yea, people with tattoos are either insecure or stupid

Dude, this is the 'cats are pricks' thread, not 'tatoos get you wimin'.

GTFO

endacl · 02-08-2018 10:07pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Should have got a dog.

Not too late.

Cat karma...

s7ryf3925pivug · 02-08-2018 10:07pm

Yeah my dog kills very quickly

Kermit.de.frog · 02-08-2018 10:07pm

Cats are natural born killers OP.

If you were smaller than a cat it would rip your head from your shoulders without batting an eyelid.

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 10:08pm

Glass fused light wrote: »

It took you 4 hrs, ......:eek: 4 hrs to figure out how to catch a mouse that the cat brought in as a demo tool. The poor cat will have to put a bit more effort into teaching ya the trade or your sure to starve...

Ha!
He was very easy to catch! Literally just picked him up when the fcuker's back was turned, munching his dreamies.

somefeen · 02-08-2018 10:15pm

The shrews around here are decimated.
They make this high pitched sound that the cats just zero in on.
Then when they hide they keep making the noise so the cats never lose them

taytobreath · 02-08-2018 10:19pm

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Cats are natural born killers OP.

If you were smaller than a cat it would rip your head from your shoulders without batting an eyelid.

Now that's a thought, if u woke up in the morning and found u had shrunk to the same size of a rabbit say. Would the cat u have been feeding and caring for since it was a kitten kill you.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-08-2018 10:24pm

They love wild rabbits also.

Pure hunters, it's an instinct which will never be bred out of them.

GoneHome · 02-08-2018 10:24pm

Carry wrote: »

My certainly spoilt rotten house tiger didn't play long with mice, instead he caught them quickly and brought them alive into the house where he set them free to show me his hunting skills. Needless to say, I wasn't amused

My cat does this as well, I can't cope with it, can she not just kill the f***ing mouse and be done with it:(

fritzelly · 02-08-2018 10:24pm

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Cats are natural born killers OP.

If you were smaller than a cat it would rip your head from your shoulders without batting an eyelid.

If you suddenly died and were it's only food source it would eat you without batting an eyelid
A dog would mourn you til it died of starvation

Never trust a cat, when it brings its kills into the home it's not saying look how clever I am - it's saying stop feeding me and you know what will happen

Outlaw Pete · 02-08-2018 10:26pm

Well stop it! It's illegal.

GoneHome · 02-08-2018 10:28pm

fritzelly wrote: »

Never trust a cat, when it brings its kills into the home it's not saying look how clever I am - it's saying stop feeding me and you know what will happen

I just spilt my beer laughing at this, brilliant

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 10:31pm

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Cats are natural born killers OP.

If you were smaller than a cat it would rip your head from your shoulders without batting an eyelid.

If something was about to rip my head from my shoulders, I'd certainly bat an eyelid or two

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-08-2018 10:31pm

fritzelly wrote: »

If you suddenly died and were it's only food source it would eat you without batting an eyelid
A dog would mourn you til it died of starvation

Never trust a cat, when it brings its kills into the home it's not saying look how clever I am - it's saying stop feeding me and you know what will happen

That's clever. Stay alive by any means neccessary.

They're like humans. Remember the Andes plane crash in 1972?

GoneHome · 02-08-2018 10:32pm

fritzelly wrote: »

If you suddenly died and were it's only food source it would eat you without batting an eyelid
A dog would mourn you til it died of starvation

Yes isn't it that a cat would start to eat your dead body after four days if it had no other food source

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 10:32pm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

That's clever. Stay alive by any means neccessary.

They're like humans. Remember the Andes plane crash in 1972?

They were rugby players though. They've been known to munch on an ear , while the owner was still alive and attached to it.

Noveight · 02-08-2018 10:34pm

Cats are bastards. Some dogs are bastards, especially terriers.

mdwexford · 02-08-2018 10:37pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Just stand on the mouse!

What kind of sick weirdo are you.

fritzelly · 02-08-2018 10:38pm

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/07/cats-facts-jerks_n_4520552.html

Goes off to ponder why single old cat loving women minding 15 cats tend to be on the larger size....

Roger Hassenforder · 02-08-2018 10:43pm

Noveight wrote: »

Cats are bastards. Some dogs are bastards, especially terriers.

In fairness, the only thing a bigger prick than a cat is a terrier.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-08-2018 10:45pm

fritzelly wrote: »

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/07/cats-facts-jerks_n_4520552.html

Goes off to ponder why single old cat loving women minding 15 cats tend to be on the larger size....

Fur babies.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-08-2018 10:47pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

In fairness, the only thing a bigger prick than a cat is a terrier.

My late cat had a hunting partnership with my Jack Russell. The two were deadly together.

Russells are great ratters.

taytobreath · 02-08-2018 10:51pm

GoneHome wrote: »

Yes isn't it that a cat would start to eat your dead body after four days if it had no other food source

Its true.
A neighbor of mine died in his home and was there for about 6 weeks, he had been caring for a cat and her kittens at the time and he left his bathroom window open and when they found him most of his face was gone. The cats got into him and ate his face.

I adopted one of those cats and he still is here. A relative of the dead guy wanted to have the cats poisoned because of what they done. I got homes for all of them.

fritzelly · 02-08-2018 11:02pm

taytobreath wrote: »

Its true.
A neighbor of mine died in his home and was there for about 6 weeks, he had been caring for a cat and her kittens at the time and he left his bathroom window open and when they found him most of his face was gone. The cats got into him and ate his face.

I adopted one of those cats and he still is here. A relative of the dead guy wanted to have the cats poisoned because of what they done. I got homes for all of them.

Brave man - hope you're not a deep sleeper

GoneHome · 02-08-2018 11:15pm

taytobreath wrote: »

The cats got into him and ate his face.

Oh Jesus H Christ I won't sleep for the night now thinking of that and my cat asleep in the next room:eek:

Carry · 02-08-2018 11:21pm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

My late cat had a hunting partnership with my Jack Russell. The two were deadly together.

Russells are great ratters.

My late beagle/pointer had that hunting partnership with my cat. When the cat released the live mouse in the house the two of them were in perfect harmony, wrecking the place as collateral damage while barking, chasing. encircling and terrifying the mouse.

Usually I interfered with the fireplace tongs to catch the mouse and throw the poor creature out into the garden. The dog looked open-mouthed and confused at me, the cat sashayed off and was cross for about, well, until the next feeding time.

Since the dog died last Easter the cat doesn't bring any mouse back to me. Probably he just wanted to impress the dog ... or whatever.

jonon9 · 02-08-2018 11:22pm

Captain Red Beard wrote: »

All cats are bastards.

flossy1 · 02-08-2018 11:23pm

We had a young cat, come into bedroom through the window with a young mouse . She let the mouse go so I was up all night trying to kill it . you are right she was too well fed

AllForIt · 03-08-2018 12:49am

taytobreath wrote: »

Its true.
A neighbor of mine died in his home and was there for about 6 weeks, he had been caring for a cat and her kittens at the time and he left his bathroom window open and when they found him most of his face was gone. The cats got into him and ate his face.

I adopted one of those cats and he still is here. A relative of the dead guy wanted to have the cats poisoned because of what they done. I got homes for all of them.

Sweet story.

Fcuking Prick of a cat

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