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Why is boards full of cnuts?

  • 14-07-2018 8:08pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭


    Cnuts everywhere.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    The only Cnut I ever heard of was King Cnut but that was a while back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Because we can.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Only because I accidentally the whole thing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,232 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Jelly cnuts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,053 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Cnutious Maximus

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,753 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Prefer dry roasted myself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    A lot of masturbators here , not in good way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    Because in real life if they acted the way they do here they would be punched solid in the face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Funny you should say that, I'm in the pub thinking who I'd like to glass, old school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,270 ✭✭✭✭tom1ie


    Cunty mccunterson was ere.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    I for one welcome our ovarian overlords....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    Because in real life if they acted the way they do here they would be punched solid in the face.

    You meant square in the face surely?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,283 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I know it's crooked but it's the only game in town.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    Ooooh he said the see you next Tuesday word...

    I'm telling teacher.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Cnuts everywhere.


    Welcome to Gilead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,283 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    See next u Tuesday cnut not the other one we are politically lysdexic round htsee traps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,060 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    It's all to do with their BMI....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    A great guy, the old Cnut. Ruled England, Norway and Denmark and was a decent old sort, apparently. Never came across him here though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭Vote4Napoleon


    I'm sound


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,270 ✭✭✭✭tom1ie


    This is by far the most cnut thread I have ever read.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,053 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    I'm sound

    Depends which Napoleon you are

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,227 ✭✭✭Thinkingaboutit


    A lot of masturbators here , not in good way.

    You surely mean Master Debaters?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    A great guy, the old Cnut. Ruled England, Norway and Denmark and was a decent old sort, apparently. Never came across him here though.

    He was a bit of a cnut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,053 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    He was a bit of a cnut.

    Everyone's a cnut in some way

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭4Ad


    Everyone's a cnut in some way
    Yeah, esp people who thank this post...
    They are the biggest Knunts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    It's the people that claim not to be one that i'm wary of. As MurrayTDT said above, everyone is a bit of a cnut in some way, so for people to claim they're never a cnut, they lie! And I don't like liars!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    You surely mean Master Debaters?

    No, I mean wnakers.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 155 ✭✭Jennehy


    A lot of posters would have a tiny penis and this makes them very sad cross individuals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    4Ad wrote: »
    Yeah, esp people who thank this post...
    They are the biggest Knunts.

    I ****ing hate cnuts who spell it it knunts.... this what I'm talking about.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭North inner city hoodlum


    I love a tight wet cun t, there doesn't seem to be any here on boards, only pricks :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    I ****ing hate cnuts who spell it it knunts.... this what I'm talking about.

    Right up there with the ginger cnut, the knunt spelling cùnt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Jennehy wrote: »
    A lot of posters would have a tiny penis and this makes them very sad cross individuals.

    Mebium sized, suitable for a cnut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,270 ✭✭✭✭tom1ie


    4Ad wrote: »
    Yeah, esp people who thank this post...
    They are the biggest Knunts.

    Who the cnut spells cnut like Knunts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭rtron


    Hope this isn't another cuntry people bashing thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭4Ad


    Right up there with the ginger cnut, the knunt spelling cùnt.

    Totally agree...u cùnt...my Danny Dyer accent..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    FFred wrote: »
    I for one welcome our ovarian overlords....

    This was a tragically underrated post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 vVcCnN


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    Because in real life if they acted the way they do here they would be punched solid in the face.


    Following from that...

    Cnuts everywhere.


    I'd like to see you say that to our faces!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    vVcCnN wrote: »
    Following from that...





    I'd like to see you say that to our faces!

    Anytime MF.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    rtron wrote: »
    Hope this isn't another cuntry people bashing thread.
    Oohhh get you, going all Shakespearean on us. :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 vVcCnN


    Anytime MF.


    I think this :P was missing


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Countryside=The killing of Piers Morgan and the likes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 861 ✭✭✭jbt123


    #Metoo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Wibbs, now there's a cnut.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 155 ✭✭Jennehy


    I would be a cnut only I have a huge penis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Jennehy wrote: »
    I would be a cnut only I have a huge penis.

    You like to say penis alot, tell me about your childhood?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    4Ad wrote: »
    Totally agree...u cùnt...my Danny Dyer accent..

    That's a cant. A right ****in cant.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 155 ✭✭Jennehy


    You like to say penis alot, tell me about your childhood?

    I was able to get erections when I was four.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭greedygoblin


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Oohhh get you, going all Shakespearean on us. :D

    "The undiscovered cuntry, from whose bourn no traveller returns", as old Willy himself might have put it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭Strabanimal


    Older demographic than most forums = bitter (especially bitter if they have to come to e-forums to tell us of their public opinions the baby boomers are too weak to do so in public). 
    Southerners/Mexicans = far easier life than the majority of the world, also a very weak physically and mentally people
    Dubliners = Mostly English ancestry thus known for being non-stop moaning poms ethnically
    Add them all together and you will see why they are such bitter cnuts, and the fact no NI old people who actually had it tough are sitting whinging on internet forums and these pathetic sad losers are.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Cnuts everywhere.

    Also full of people who can't spell properly:)


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