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How do you get a date with a posh girl?

nigel_wilson · 2018-07-08 11:43:57

Where can I meet a posh white Irish girl and eat her sexy white poop? Boom Boom Bang BANG:D:D:D:D:D

08-07-2018 11:43am

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Where can I meet a posh white Irish girl and eat her sexy white poop?

Boom Boom Bang BANG:D:D:D:D:D

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#2 08-07-2018 11:44am

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Get help Nigel!

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#3 08-07-2018 11:45am

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This is not going to end well.

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#4 08-07-2018 11:45am

Grayson

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https://www.mayoclinic.org/white-stool/expert-answers/faq-20058216

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#5 08-07-2018 11:46am

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outside mooch

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#6 08-07-2018 11:47am

Rented Mule

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In before the thread got closed!

(Is that a thing?)

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#7 08-07-2018 11:48am

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I want to worship a sexy attractive white woman!!!!

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#8 08-07-2018 11:48am

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The fcuk...

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#9 08-07-2018 11:49am

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You could try putting a personal ad in Ireland's Own OP!

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#10 08-07-2018 11:58am

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nigel_wilson wrote: »

Where can I meet a posh white Irish girl and eat her sexy white poop?

Boom Boom Bang BANG:D:D:D:D:D

Rape? Escorts? Coprophagia?

Anything else you want to admit to?

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#11 08-07-2018 11:58am

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Wtf everyone knows posh girls don't poo

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#12 08-07-2018 12:01pm

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If the poop is white then serious questions need to be asked

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#13 08-07-2018 12:03pm

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F*ck her ass

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#14 08-07-2018 12:29pm

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Dunno Nigel.

Go to eBay and set up a store. Sell some "pig in a poke" deal.

Then with the money from your hapless credit card victims buy nice pair of shades and rent an apartment on the stillorgAn dual carriageway.

Buy a macbook pro. Not to do anything with, but to show yourself lounging around.

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#15 08-07-2018 12:33pm

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#16 08-07-2018 12:34pm

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If you splash the cash she will flash her gash.

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#17 08-07-2018 12:36pm

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Oh look....Nigel got banned.

Imagine that :rolleyes:

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#18 08-07-2018 2:00pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTrJGeKhYA

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#19 08-07-2018 2:24pm

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Of course posters can still post and Nigel can still read the replies from his smelly boards prison cell.

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#20 08-07-2018 2:26pm

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Fancy college.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

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#21 08-07-2018 2:30pm

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5rtytry56 wrote: »

Of course posters can still post and Nigel can still read the replies from his smelly boards prison cell.

Yeah, have to say I'm somewhat bemused by the fact this thread is still here

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#22 08-07-2018 2:33pm

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Dr. Bre wrote: »

If the poop is white then serious questions need to be asked

Remember years ago you used see white dog poop....but not anymore....they took phosphates out of dog food... just feed the posh burd some phosphates...and give Nige a knife & and fork!!

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#23 08-07-2018 2:36pm

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At work

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#24 08-07-2018 4:27pm

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I wonder how did his plan to lose his v-card on demand go?
https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057797949

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#25 08-07-2018 11:40pm

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"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

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#26 08-07-2018 11:46pm

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You seem like a well balanced young man, just be yourself.

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#27 08-07-2018 11:53pm

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umop episdn wrote: »

Remember years ago you used see white dog poop....but not anymore....they took phosphates out of dog food... just feed the posh burd some phosphates...and give Nige a knife & and fork!!

I think white is just what happened to poo when it was left in the sun for days without being cleaned up.

In the past we didn't just feed dogs phosphates, we also never ever picked up dog excrement

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#28 08-07-2018 11:54pm

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SilverTom wrote: »

You seem like a well balanced young man, just be yourself.

I think thats his real name too.

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#29 08-07-2018 11:56pm

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Akrasia wrote:

I think thats his real name too.

In the immortal words of shaggy, "zoiks".

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#30 08-07-2018 11:59pm

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Art college. They're in their slumming phase, where they fancy a bit of rough but know there's no long-term commitment.

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#31 09-07-2018 5:13am

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Akrasia wrote: »

I think white is just what happened to poo when it was left in the sun for days without being cleaned up.

In the past we didn't just feed dogs phosphates, we also never ever picked up dog excrement

No, it was diet alright that and calcium if I remember rightly

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