crazy evening ideas

sdraobs

Just found out kids gone to the grandparents for the evening. so from 7pm till ive 9am tomorrow i am free!!!!

Since you guys are pretty imaginative. I would be grateful for any crazy ideas.

Chancer3001

Sex

Nap

Check your phone for 2 hours

Eat

Read

Play a computer game

watch a movie

Funny answer - blast your entire house with piss

caff

Grab a few beers climb onto your roof and drink them lying in the sun

sdraobs

Chancer3001 wrote: »

Sex

Nap

Check your phone for 2 hours

Eat

Read

Play a computer game

watch a movie

Funny answer - blast your entire house with piss

I heard about a guy in america that fantasied about driving through his garage door for years. Finally did and destroyed it. Thought it was funny

sdraobs

I was thinking of going into the city centre and challenging myself to start conversations with at least 20 people for the craic.

Or finding a free drink reception

Or auditioning for a play or something (no drama experience/training)

silverharp

do something that gets you mentioned in a newspaper if you are up for a challenge

Outlaw Pete

Tweet: "Free Gaff: Toga Party from 7pm!!!" and your address, along with this pic.

D3V!L

silverharp wrote: »

do something that gets you mentioned in a newspaper if you are up for a challenge

Murder's a good one. Quickest way into the paper.

jiltloop

Have a **** in the kitchen

Boom_Bap

jiltloop wrote: »

Have a **** in the kitchen

amateur, have a walking **** tour of your residence. Visit every room before completion.

sdraobs

Realised im too boring for any of that.

I think im going to look up voluntary charity organisations. If im going to continue to be boring/disinterested might as well try and help someone who if helped might be able to live life.

And then a visit to one of those dodgy houses for which every street has. so i wont need to stay in my kitchen or walk around the house (see posts above for explanation if this isnt blantant enough)

Thanks for your help guys

verycool

sdraobs wrote: »

Realised im too boring for any of that.

I think im going to look up voluntary charity organisations. If im going to continue to be boring/disinterested might as well try and help someone who if helped might be able to live life.

And then a visit to one of those dodgy houses for which every street has. so i wont need to stay in my kitchen or walk around the house (see posts above for explanation if this isnt blantant enough)

Thanks for your help guys

Duped in to a humblebrag thread! Bah!

ted1

Stick up their bedrooms on daft. Invite people over to show them the room and be naked when they come over.

Your Face

Sell a monorail to North Haverbrook.

somefeen

Just be nude

Gunmonkey

Your Face wrote: »

Sell a monorail to North Haverbrook.

Hey dont go knocking the monorail....it put NH on the map!

(also knocking it may cause it to collapse)

Samuel T. Cogley

Hookers and beer.

freshpopcorn

Burn the house down and then the kids can spend the rest of the Summer with the grand parent!

TheBoyFromAus

wrestle a wild boar, the key is to bite it on the nose to establish dominance.

Ipso

Hobo fight club.
Swingers party and post some video.

Posy

Your Face wrote: »

Sell a monorail to North Haverbrook.

I just had to google the monorail song because I could only think of 2 out of the 3 cities Lyle Langley sold the monorail to and it was driving me mad.