who wants to be my date

cena

Does anyone want to come to a wedding with my next month in Galway? Prefer a lady. :D

wexie

Well I guess that rules me out, although I do have great legs.

But you'd probably find the beard a bit of a turn off

cena

wexie wrote: »

Well I guess that rules me out, although I do have great legs.

But you'd probably find the beard a bit of a turn off

Some men suite a beard if they have the right face. Not for all men

OldMrBrennan83

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Samuel T. Cogley

Is it family? If not you want a wingman not a date.

Roger Hassenforder

I've big tits....

And a penis though.

Conservatory

This would be epic. Please somebody go to Galway with this wrestling fan.

We can PayPal a fiver each for shoes and hair and stuff.

cena

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

Is it family? If not you want a wingman not a date.

Longtime school friend.

Samuel T. Cogley

cena wrote: »

Longtime school friend.

Defo need a decent wingman and bag a bridesmaid.

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

This would be epic. Please somebody go to Galway with this wrestling fan.

We can PayPal a fiver each for shoes and hair and stuff.

I could be a real John cena. :D

TheValeyard

Wheres it on and will you buy me drinks?

cena

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Wheres it on and will you buy me drinks?

galway city

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

I could be a real John cena. :D

What you gonna offer. Are you paying for the booze? Do you like girls with all the curves in all the places or girls who can run all day on a few horse chestnuts(like to noble Nissan micra)

Do you agree to say yes to the first longtime female boards girl that agrees to go or will you make an arse of her if she puts herself out there?

We need terms and conditions

What's on the menu and is there a goody bag? I might have a girl for you but I need incentives beyond altruism.

Mr. Incognito

Where do you live- My gf is Brazilian and has some crazy hot mates that need to practice their English.

fineso.mom

Why dont you have a date ?
How old are you?
Can you dance?

TheValeyard

cena wrote: »

galway city

Ohhh

The G or the Radisson, both are great venues.

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

What you gonna offer. Are you paying for the booze? Do you like girls with all the curves in all the places or girls who can run all day on a few horse chestnuts(like to noble Nissan micra)

Do you agree to say yes to the first longtime female boards girl that agrees to go or will you make an arse of her if she puts herself out there?

We need terms and conditions

yes, the drink will be brought. curves would be a plus. Blonde. maybe an American lady. no Dublin or cork accent

wexie

hmmm.....

So far asked :

why don't you have a date
how old are you
can you dance
where do you live
will you buy me drinks
what's in it for me (basically)

and curiously so far not asked :

are you an ax murdering psychopath

Samuel T. Cogley

cena wrote: »

yes, the drink will be brought. curves would be a plus. Blonde. maybe an American lady. no Dublin or cork accent

Where's that kinda husky culchie accent from? Fcuking love that accent.

cena

fineso.mom wrote: »

Why dont you have a date ?
How old are you?
Can you dance?

Been honest I was expecting an invention at all. 33 years old

uck51js9zml2yt

How about if i identify as a lady for 24 hours?

wexie

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

Where's that kinda husky culchie accent from? Fcuking love that accent.

Cavan? :pac:

Fr_Dougal

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Where do you live- My gf is Brazilian and has some crazy hot mates that need to practice their English.

You have PM.

cena

wexie wrote: »

hmmm.....

So far asked :

why don't you have a date
how old are you
can you dance
where do you live
will you buy me drinks
what's in it for me (basically)

and curiously so far not asked :

are you an ax murdering psychopath

Live in Galway. A days fun, see how things go from then

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

When you say the drink will be bought, is there small print there?

wexie

wexie wrote: »

hmmm.....

So far asked :

why don't you have a date
how old are you
can you dance
where do you live
will you buy me drinks
what's in it for me (basically)

and curiously so far not asked :

are you an ax murdering psychopath

I'm not letting my Gran get dressed up and sorted for a day out if she's not getting fed properly! I need to know the menu and if there's any trinkets in it for her to remember the day. And she needs to be kept an eye on, she's a dangerous woman when she's sauced.

The OP would be lucky to get a date half as fun as my gran is.

cena

No Problem going on my own

Conservatory

33 years old. Has a broken 07 Almera that keeps braking on him. Seems a bit frugal. Likes ice hockey and ice skating in his spare time.
Likes big girls from small towns.

Might have a ****zu type dog. Has links to family in America and might have been there.
Will bring the booze??? De fuk?

Any takers

cena

Jadiel Numerous Dinner wrote: »

When you say the drink will be bought, is there small print there?

IF she wants drinks I'll get them.

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

IF she wants drinks I'll get them.

But are you going to say something like


I’m not drinking but if you want a drink you can have one but just so you know I’m not having one.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

cena wrote: »

IF she wants drinks I'll get them.

And what if the lady wants like, 15 pints? :pac:

I think I'm too skinny and brunette (and not single) for you anyway, but I'm rooting for you!

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

33 years old. Has a broken 07 Almera that keeps braking on him. Seems a bit frugal. Likes ice hockey and ice skating in his spare time.
Likes big girls from small towns.

Might have a ****zu type dog. Has links to family in America and might have been there.
Will bring the booze??? De fuk?

Any takers

:o:eek:
Are you stalking me. Yes I have been to states many times.

Not big big girls

Conservatory

I hope the most radical boards feminist agrees to go.

And he turns out to be John Leslie

J Mysterio

You're going to have to do this personality test before we can release a woman to you OP.

cena

J Mysterio wrote: »

You're going to have to do this personality test before we can release a woman to you OP.

I'll take for the laugh

cena

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chite

J Mysterio wrote: »

You're going to have to do this personality test before we can release a woman to you OP.

16personalities.com is another site to try it out (think I was INFP), for the craic like.

Oh you said no cork accent, well people say I don't sound like a corkionan so...though I could bore you to the point that you'd knock back jeyes fluid to get langers asap at the wedding

Conservatory

chite wrote: »

16personalities.com is another site to try it out (think I was INFP), for the craic like.

Oh you said no cork accent, well people say I don't sound like a corkionan so...though I could bore you to the point that you'd knock back jeyes fluid to get langers asap at the wedding

She goes the gym but seems abit vegetarian

Summer wind

If you can find a way to age 10 years by next month I'll go.

Yester

Sur we'll all go. (just to the afters obviously, it would be wierd to turn up for the whole thing)

The Princess Bride

Summer wind wrote: »

If you can find a way to age 10 years by next month I'll go.

Well if I can lose a few years I'll go first!
He could be my toyboy, nobody would even notice.

New Home

I going to ask what everyone is thinking .

Pic, or GTFO.

Mind you, it'd be for identification purposes, in case someone else decides to pretend to be you.

Omackeral

Candie wrote: »

I might have a girl for you but I need incentives beyond altruism.

I read that as something else.

honeybear

Summer wind wrote: »

If you can find a way to age 10 years by next month I'll go.

Me2

ratracer

Would you not ask the swingers over in the AMA thread, they seem sound and mad for the craic.....

RacoonQueen

cena wrote: »

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Why are you so judgemental?

cena

Summer wind wrote: »

If you can find a way to age 10 years by next month I'll go.

You don't need to be the same age as me

cena

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Why are you so judgemental?

I would have thought as myself as none judgemental

J Mysterio

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Well if I can lose a few years I'll go first!
He could be my toyboy, nobody would even notice.

You have the perfect name, it's like destiny.

Snugglebunnies

Oooh I think I fit his criteria, I hope I'm the chosen one!