Couples going to the toilet together.

irishguitarlad

Hey. I'm just wondering is this normal behaviour. My room in my flat is near the toilet and I hear everything also the walls are paper thin. They go in there together for pisses and ****s and also I hear them after sex going in to use the bidet. Is this normal behaviour? I never do this thing with my girlfriend.

frag420

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Hey. I'm just wondering is this normal behaviour. My room in my flat is near the toilet and I hear everything also the walls are paper thin. They go in there together for pisses and ****s and also I hear them after sex going in to use the bidet. Is this normal behaviour? I never do this thing.

Are you constipated OP?

punisher5112

Sounds like one uses the sink while to other uses the toilet that or are they really taking dumps on each other.....

Fann Linn

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Hey. I'm just wondering is this normal behaviour. My room in my flat is near the toilet and I hear everything also the walls are paper thin. They go in there together for pisses and ****s and also I hear them after sex going in to use the bidet. Is this normal behaviour? I never do this thing with my girlfriend.

Golden showerz!!!

circadian

A bidet in the bathroom AND paper thin walls?

Something doesn't add up.

Yer Da sells Avon

They use a bidet after a ride? Well, lah dee fucking dah.

irishguitarlad

I'd love to ask my flatmate why.

tmh106

irishguitarlad wrote: »

I'd love to ask my flatmate why.

Go ahead and ask them. Given they are comfortable using the bathroom at the same time, I doubt they will be too fazed by your question.

As to your question as to whether it is normal behaviour, I don't feel qualified to answer. However my wife and I regularly do this (for practical rather than sexual reason, before anyone asks) and I'm very comfortable with our level of normalness. I think once you've lived with someone a while and are really comfortable with them, it's no big deal.

irishguitarlad

tmh106 wrote: »

Go ahead and ask them. Given they are comfortable using the bathroom at the same time, I doubt they will be too fazed by your question.

As to your question as to whether it is normal behaviour, I don't feel qualified to answer. However my wife and I regularly do this (for practical rather than sexual reason, before anyone asks) and I'm very comfortable with our level of normalness. I think once you've lived with someone a while and are really comfortable with them, it's no big deal.

I wouldn't be able to do it man. For me the toilet is the last bastion of human freedom and alone time that we have. Now if it was to save time or something whilst the other person is in the shower then I can see where your coming from. But to just lounge around while the other person takes a **** is a bit weird.

Boom_Bap

Thinly veiled 'I have a bidet' thread.

GreeBo

During the seated portion, who really cares? (Unless you are laying some seriously stinky rope of course!)

But I know I don't wanna watch my wife wipe her a$$ anymore than she wants to watch me do mine!

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Thinly veiled 'I have a bidet' thread.

A bidet in Ireland....................

Your Face

Its almost Dickensian.

Cleopatra_

I draw the line at taking a shyte in front of my OH. I'd like to have some bit of mystery in my relationship. I'm not too keen on seeing her take a shyte either. Going for a pee wouldn't bother me though and vice versa.

kylith

Himself and myself will have a wee while the other brushes teeth, for example, but I have drawn the line at pooing in each other’s company.

Sleeper12

A bidit in a flat? Very fancy

verycool

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Thinly veiled 'I have a bidet' thread.

OP has a bidet
You're flushing one down
You sing a sad song just to drown out the sound
You say you don't know
Your neighbours aren't shy
You work at a smile and they might have a ride


OP has a bidet
The water don't lie
You've pinched one off and you really don't mind
OP has a bidet
OP has a bidet

irishguitarlad

Sleeper12 wrote: »

A bidit in a flat? Very fancy

I live in the southern climes,

riffmongous

I once lived with some chinese students who used to go into the bathroom all the time together and chat away while doing their business..

irishguitarlad

riffmongous wrote: »

I once lived with some chinese students who used to go into the bathroom all the time together and chat away while doing their business..

That has to be the most sinister face I've seen.

fullstop

Totally normal, hence the saying "couples who **** together, stay together".

Steve F

Jaysus H!! Why did I click on this one?

verycool

Steve F wrote: »

Jaysus H!! Why did I click on this one?

Two clicks, one post?

facehugger99

Hapax Legomenon wrote: »

They use a bidet after a ride? Well, lah dee fucking dah.

If you having to use a bidet after the ride then you're doing it wrong, or right, but probably wrong.

fizzypish

Only reason to have someone in the toilet with you while you are excreting something in this country is:
A. Your a toddler and haven't got the hang of it yet
B. Your infirm in some way

Otherwise its just weird. Couples peeing together are taking a long hot dump on the mystery and romance of their relationship.

Steve F

verycool wrote: »

Two clicks, one post?

Stop stalking!!!
I couldn't believe it the first time

wexie

fizzypish wrote: »

Only reason to have someone in the toilet with you while you are excreting something in this country is:
A. Your a toddler and haven't got the hang of it yet
B. Your infirm in some way

Otherwise its just weird. Couples peeing together are taking a long hot dump on the mystery and romance of their relationship.

or

C. You're an adult and you have a toddler.

verycool

wexie wrote: »

or

C. You're an adult and you have a toddler.

OR


D. You're schizophrenic / have multiple personality disorder.

sbsquarepants

kylith wrote: »

Himself and myself will have a wee while the other brushes teeth, for example, but I have drawn the line at pooing in each other’s company.

Same.

I don't mind the missus coming in and having a wee while I'm there (or vice versa) but if she even attempted to have a pooh I'd pack my stuff and leave!

Shítting is not a spectator sport:mad:

jester77

No prob doing a piss, but taking a dump is sacred. That's my alone time, with no mrs and no kids. Just me and and my phone.

My brother in law and his mrs take dumps when the other is in the bathroom, I just find that so wrong. I don't like to have my nostrils abused by someone else.

ginandtonicsky

I'd really struggle to maintain sexual attraction for someone after they'd taken a dump in front of me. I'd kill our sex life dead. Bit of mystery like.

Lambay island

wexie wrote: »

or

C. You're an adult and you have a toddler.

I have a toddler that runs from the furthest part of the house if he hears me heading towards the toilet to provide me sheet after sheet of bogroll. Its a service i'd rather not have, as well as anything else it tends to end with him throwing the remainder of the roll down the stairs. The f***ing joys

Fann Linn

fizzypish wrote: »

Only reason to have someone in the toilet with you while you are excreting something in this country is:
A. Your a toddler and haven't got the hang of it yet
B. Your infirm in some way

Otherwise its just weird. Couples peeing together are taking a long hot dump on the mystery and romance of their relationship.

Says FizzyPish.

fizzypish

Fann Linn wrote: »

Says FizzyPish.

Indeed I do. My pish may indeed be fizzy but my partner will never know as I don't pee with her in the bathroom or with the door open for that matter.

sbsquarepants

Lambay island wrote: »

I have a toddler that runs from the furthest part of the house if he hears me heading towards the toilet to provide me sheet after sheet of bogroll. Its a service i'd rather not have, as well as anything else it tends to end with him throwing the remainder of the roll down the stairs. The f***ing joys

Mine actually came up behind me having a wee about a month ago, stuck her head in between my legs and said "peek-a-boo wee wee":D

jaxxx

Lol when I first saw the title I read it as "courses on going to the toilet together"