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The Lone Ranger And Tonto

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  • 09-05-2018 7:31pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,267 ✭✭✭


    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are ambushed by Indians.

    After they gallop clear, the Lone Ranger finds arrows sticking in his hat, his back, his arse, his horse.

    Tonto is untouched.

    'How come they all missed you?'

    'My new aftershave, Kemo Sabe - it's Aramis.


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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town.

    When Tonto gets off his horse he goes round behind it, lifts its tail and kisses its bumhole.

    "Why do you do that?" asks the Lone Ranger.

    "Tonto have chapped lips."

    "Does it cure them?"

    "No, but it stop you licking them".

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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