How are you an anarchist?

WoollyRedHat

How do you like to go against the status quo?
I personally like to visit farms that keep chickens and put egg timers in front of them to remind them of the reality of their situation so they rebel against the monetization of their existence.

bodice ripper

If I ever have time enough to ensure I am wearing matching socks, shoot me square in the head.

WoollyRedHat

bodice ripper wrote: »

If I ever have time enough to ensure I am wearing matching socks, shoot me square in the head.

Amen.

Jim Bob Scratcher

I never put the toilet seat down after having a slash

WoollyRedHat

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

I never put the toilet seat down after having a slash

You`re taking the piss.

beefburrito

I love being a knob on boards....

Pwindedd

bodice ripper wrote: »

If I ever have time enough to ensure I am wearing matching socks, shoot me square in the head.

I have Tuesday socks (not sure where the other six days are tbh)

The further away from Tuesday I am when I wear them, the bigger the thrill.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I don't know what I want but I know I'll get it.

harry Bailey esq

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

I never put the toilet seat down after having a slash

I don't even lift the toilet seat up, just squint one eye, take aim and hope for the best. I've made a game of it. Sometimes I score a perfect ten and not one renegade splash of piss hits the seat, very rarely but sometimes. Toilet seats on trains and planes usually have a gap in the middle of it to account for this, but where's the fun in that?

Graces7

bodice ripper wrote: »

If I ever have time enough to ensure I am wearing matching socks, shoot me square in the head.

Would love any socks. I know I bought a pack but they have vanished and my feet are cold.. all I ever ask of a sock is that it keeps my foot warm.

diomed

I never pick up a blue token in Tesco.

Agent Coulson

diomed wrote: »

I never pick up a blue token in Tesco.

I pick up 20 everytime.

Donald Trump

I am an anti-Christ
And I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it

machiavellianme

TheValeyard

I lick the inside of the pack of crisps when done

wexie

I always leave the volume and aircon in the car on odd numbers

Mr. CooL ICE

I push any door that says 'pull'. And I don't even know what the word anarchist means.

Potential-Monke

I sometimes park in parent and child spaces, because they're not written into law.

pickarooney

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I sometimes park in parent and child spaces, because they're not written into law.

If it was law would you respect it so? Not the most anarchic.

I sometimes don't use a full stop

Potential-Monke

pickarooney wrote: »

If it was law would you respect it so? Not the most anarchic.

I sometimes don't use a full stop

Meh, i'm not very anarchic tbh. And I would respect the law if it was made one, just like the blue spaces (what's the PC word for them these days?).

And just no on not using the full stop. Just. No. Here, have a few........ :pac:

There's a sign on the kitchenette door at work that asks us to close the door when we leave. I deliberately leave it open because nobody tells me what to do.

Not when there's anyone else around, obviously. I can't be letting everyone know what kind of rebel they're dealing with.

I thought the OP asked how I am an AntiChrist, but that's a question that only applies two to three days of the month.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

I have an old pokemon game for the DS. When the game loads it says "press the start button to cpntinue" but you can press the A button to the same end. Feel like a badass rebel every time. Every time I play that children's game...

In packs of rolling tobacco, there's a sticker with an adhesive strip underneath, so you can keep your papers there. My sister never uses it, because over the strip it says "stick your papers here!" and apparently they can **** off and can't ****ing tell her what to do.

retro:electro

At mass when the priest says “you may offer each other the sign of peace” I do my best peace and pout

retro:electro

And another time, oh this one is really bad.
Another time I was in le supermarche and wasn’t sure which sauce to buy for my curry. So I picked one up, opened it, sniffed it, and placed it back on the shelf.

I’m bad.

Infernum

I use alcohol to down my blood thinning medication with.

I call it Darwinist Anarchism.

Assetbacked

I never hold the door open for people; kill or be killed.

However, first come first served with seating.

Captain Red Beard

I use a Lidl bag in Aldi.

I'm not an anarchist. I appreciate order too much, although I'll get stoned in the privacy of my own home if I wish. Stupid bloody law not to allow it.

Mountainsandh

I'm not sorting soft plastic from hard plastic. They can **** off.
I'm already sorting all the rest of it, and rinsing yoghurt pots.
What's next, sort plastic by flipping colours ? Blend over all waste foods before disposal ?
Just pay someone to sort it at the recycling plant, with the ample money I'm giving you.