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Reliant Robin

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  • 30-04-2018 10:30pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,267 ✭✭✭


    A man is out driving his Reliant Robin when it breaks down.

    He's stuck by the side of the road when a Ferrari pulls up.

    The Ferrari owner offers to tow him to the next town so he could find a garage to fix it.

    "Yeah, but your car is too powerful - it will go far too fast for my Robin"

    "It'll be fine. Just flash your lights if I'm going too quickly and I'll slow down"

    With that agreed, they pull onto the A road.

    It is all going perfectly until a Porsche blasts past the Ferrari.

    The Ferrari driver forgets his situation and roars after the Porsche.

    They thunder past a police car.

    The copper radios his superior officer.

    "Sarge, I'm in pursuit of some speeding drivers.

    There's a Porsche and a Ferrari doing 100mph on the A3 and still accelerating.

    But the thing you won't believe is that they are being chased by a Reliant Robin and he's flashing for them to get out of his way."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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