Men with hairy ears and graying bald

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Was talking with a mate last week who will be 45 next month. His problem is that he has hair growing where he doesn't want it (ears & nose) and a lack of hair in a place that's more important to attract any wanted attention (head). He reckons that he's lost his handsome appeal and is becoming more invisible with age. I agree and hair or no hair, his looks never stopped traffic. Should he turn gay?

endacl

He should probably just set his head on fire.

That'd prevent any possibility of him starting stupid threads.

verycool

Well, that took a turn!

AllForIt

What makes you think gay guys like hairy ears?

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AllForIt wrote: »

What makes you think gay guys like hairy ears?

He's not having much luck with 50% of the population so maybe guys like hairy ears?

AllForIt

Logo wrote: »

He's not having much luck with 50% of the population so maybe guys like hairy ears?

They like hairy bottoms, not hairy ears.

stimpson

Buy him one of these: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00S3G3BZY/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1524611895&sr=8-3&keywords=ear+hair+trimmer&dpPl=1&dpID=41dScs9vyWL&ref=plSrch

Grey and thinning isn’t a big deal when it comes to attracting women.

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stimpson wrote: »

Buy him one of these: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00S3G3BZY/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1524611895&sr=8-3&keywords=ear+hair+trimmer&dpPl=1&dpID=41dScs9vyWL&ref=plSrch

Grey and thinning isn’t a big deal when it comes to attracting women.

He has nose, ear & eyebrow trimmer but he says its difficult to see and cut your own fuzz..

Jimmy Dags

Any problems getting and maintaining an erection with you’re friend op?

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Jimmy Dags wrote: »

Any problems getting and maintaining an erection with you’re friend op?

We didn't go into the mechanics of it but I just assume he can get it up. Otherwise it's a totally another issue

Franz Von Peppercorn

Logo wrote: »

Was talking with a mate last week who will be 45 next month. His problem is that he has hair growing where he doesn't want it (ears & nose) and a lack of hair in a place that's more important to attract any wanted attention (head). He reckons that he's lost his handsome appeal and is becoming more invisible with age. I agree and hair or no hair, his looks never stopped traffic. Should he turn gay?

You seem to be confused as to whether he had looks or not.

Anyway of course 45 year olds are largely invisible to younger women.

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Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

You seem to be confused as to whether he had looks or not.

Anyway of course 45 year olds are largely invisible to younger women.

He never mentioned being interested in younger women. Just the invisibility that comes with age

Jeff2

Pluck the hairs out of your nose and ears taking the roots out and put them on your head.
Dampen the head and hope they grow.


I may have last read gardening forum.

dd972

When I see threads like this it's the same feeling as when all the football, decent telly and your recordings are over and you're left with some bird or bloke in a suit on UTV standing in front of a roulette wheel saying stuff you're not listening to.

igCorcaigh

dd972 wrote: »

When I see threads like this it's the same feeling as when all the football, decent telly and your recordings are over and you're left with some bird or bloke in a suit on UTV standing in front of a roulette wheel saying stuff you're not listening to.

Welcome to After Hours.

Outlaw Pete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVkoqv5dSpM

Trigger Happy

Something is missing here. OP does your 'friend' have an expanding beer belly? That is an essential for over 40 cliches .

Footoo

He may be bald and has a hairy nose but he’s gained the power of invisibility.

Sounds like a win to me.

jester77

Ah the 40's 😟 Have a few gray hairs starting to appear on the chin

gmisk

Logo wrote: »

Was talking with a mate last week who will be 45 next month. His problem is that he has hair growing where he doesn't want it (ears & nose) and a lack of hair in a place that's more important to attract any wanted attention (head). He reckons that he's lost his handsome appeal and is becoming more invisible with age. I agree and hair or no hair, his looks never stopped traffic. Should he turn gay?

Er we don't want him... The ladies can keep him!