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  • 24-04-2018 3:43pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,266 ✭✭✭


    A Horse Is In The Pub Having A Few Pints When He Spots A Donkey In The Corner.

    He Nips Over To Have A Natter.,

    Donkey Asks "What Did You Do For A Living"

    The Horse Replies "I Ran On The Flat In The Summer And Over The Jumps In The Winter",

    Donkey Says "I Worked With The Kids On Blackpool Beach" And Follows Up With "Did You Win Anything?"

    The Horse Nods "Yeah On The Flat I Won The Oaks, St. Leger And The Derby And Over The Jumps I Won The Grand National And The Gold Cup”.

    They Arrange To Meet At The Donkey's House A Week Later.

    The Donkey Decides That He Has To Impress The Champion Horse.

    He Buys A Big Picture Of A Zebra And Hangs It Above The Fireplace.

    When He Horse Arrives,

    He Says "Lovely Place You Have Here And Who's That In The Picture On The Wall?"








    The Donkey Replies "That’s Me When I Played For Juventus"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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