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MonkieSocks

The old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana, watching the sun rise,
when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.

He yells out "Hey boy, what'cha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

Old man says " what'cha you gonna do with that?"

Boy says "Catch some chickens."

Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

Old man Thinks "That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver”

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise
he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.




Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise
and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of duct tape."

Old man says " what'cha you gonna do with that?"

Boy says back "Catch me some ducks."

Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

Old Man thinks "That boy's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent"

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement
he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.




Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a limb off a bush with something fuzzy on the end.

Old man says "Hey boy, what'cha got there?"

Boy says "It's a Big Pussy willow."

Old man says "Hold on there son, I'll get my hat!