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New Car

MonkieSocks · 2018-03-04 18:01:24

A Russian, living under Stalin, was one of the party faithful. He'd worked hard, never complained and spouted the right political slogan's. He was, after 20 years of Stakhanovite labour, allowed the huge honour of being able to buy a Lada. He went to the factory with his purchase permit. "Congratulations, Comrade. We will…

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04-03-2018 7:01pm

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MonkieSocks

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A Russian, living under Stalin, was one of the party faithful.

He'd worked hard, never complained and spouted the right political slogan's.

He was, after 20 years of Stakhanovite labour, allowed the huge honour of being able to buy a Lada.

He went to the factory with his purchase permit.

"Congratulations, Comrade.

We will build the car for you in due course.

You will have it in ten year's time."

"Ten years?"

"Yes, Comrade.

The glorious revolution means this is the greatest car factory in the world.

It will be a fine car and worth the wait."

"Will it be in the morning or afternoon?"

"It's in ten years time. Why do you care?"

"Because my new washing machine is being delivered that morning."

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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