Hoax chain mail

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This hoax chain mail doing the rounds again, nearly fell for it

If you know anyone using WhatsApp you might pass on this warning.
Warning from Sean Lee in An Garda. An IT colleague has advised that a video comes out tomorrow from WhatsApp called martinelli do not open it , it hacks your phone and nothing will fix it. Spread the word.

https://www.breakingnews.ie/world/whatsapp-warning-of-malicious-software-that-can-hack-your-phone-a-hoax-817568.html

Bracken81

Loada nonsense.......

Hector Bellend

Wanksapp

Capt'n Midnight

"Virus" #1 - Badtimes

It is IMPORTANT you read this very carefully!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. (For Gods sake, man! Are you listening?!?!)

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98/2000 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart the next time you're making love.

send send send send send................

mad muffin

Anyone sending on chain mail/texts should be lobotomised.

Saying that… you should definitely be deleting, any unsolicited emails/texts.

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Hi I’m Carlos The Director of facebook THURSDAY WE ARE NOTIFIED BY HOTMAIL, HAPPENED ON THE TELE BY THE DOUBTS !! Hello everyone, it seems that all the warnings were real, facebook use will cost money If you send this string to 18 different from your list, your icon will be blue and it will be free for you. If you do not believe me tomorrow at 6 pm that facebook will be closed and to open it you will have to pay, this is all by law. This message is to inform all our users, that our servers have recently been very congested, so we are asking for your help to solve this problem. We require that our active users forward this message to each of the people in your contact list in order to confirm our active facebook users if you do not send this message to all your facebook contacts then your account will remain inactive with the consequence of Lose all your cont the transmission of this message. Your SmartPhone will be updated within the next 24 hours, will have a new design and a new color for the chat. Dear Facebook users, we are going to do an update for facebook from 23:00 p.m. until 05:00 a.m. on this day. If you do not send this to all your contacts the update will be canceled and you will not have the possibility to chat with your facebook messages Will go to pay rate unless you are a frequent user. If you have at least 10 contacts Send this sms and the logo will turn red to indicate that you are a user Confirmed … We finish it for free Tomorrow they start to collect the messages for facebook at 0.37 cents Forward this message to more than 9 people of your contacts and it will be free of life for you to watch and it will turn green the ball of above do it and you will see Facebok is now free, send 10 people to reactivate your service again without cost I already updated Facebook and have new stickers forward it to 15

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***COPY AND PASTE. DO NOT SHARE***

LollipopJimmy

I have somebody who sends all this bollox to me. Where on earth does it does it come from? I often wonder if it is marketing students checking how quick they can get some thing to go viral

Ralf and Florian

Do you still get chain letters? As in snail mail.

Capt'n Midnight

Ralf and Florian wrote: »

Do you still get chain letters? As in snail mail.

It's been a while. But yes from India.

ROFL

Oldtree

Ralf and Florian wrote: »

Do you still get chain letters? As in snail mail.

No, had forgotten about them till today.

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