crazy notices thatyou have personally come across

Rubecula

I once had a packet of KP Peanuts that had the warning on it :

Caution: may contain nuts

jayus i hope so but what the hell is this may contain business?

DanMurphy

Notice in car-boot sale hanging on a bag of used clubs:
"Used in the last Rideher Cup"

tedpan

Rubecula wrote:

I once had a packet of KP Peanuts that had the warning on it :

Rubecula wrote:

Caution: may contain nuts

This is the same for most nut products. Tesco put it on everything including their cashew nuts

Rubecula

also microwave meals have warnings on them saying. Open other way up

cyberwolf77

Every cup of coffee I sell at my job: Contents are hot!

pleas advice

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Peregrinus

Once bought a pair of shoes that was packaged in a box which was ornamented with an antiquey-looking print of an old marine chart of, as it happened, part of the coast of Maine. On the bottom of the box was printed a warning that the chart was not accurate or up-to-date, and the box was not suitable for use as a navigational aid.

Peregrinus

And then, of course, there's the famous label from the Sainsbury's British Chicken Triple sandwich, which ran something like this:

British chicken and sweetcorn with mayonnaise on malted bread.
British chicken and with sage and onion stuffing and mayonnaise on white bread.
British chicken and mayonnaise on malted bread.

Made in Britain using British pork.

(The stuffing, it turns out, contains not only sage and onions, but also pork.)

Doctors room ghost

Peregrinus wrote: »

And then, of course, there's the famous label from the Sainsbury's British Chicken Triple sandwich, which ran something like this:

British chicken and sweetcorn with mayonnaise on malted bread.
British chicken and with sage and onion stuffing and mayonnaise on white bread.
British chicken and mayonnaise on malted bread.

Made in Britain using British pork.

(The stuffing, it turns out, contains not only sage and onions, but also pork.)

An interesting thing I found out lately is that the oven ready chicken you buy in the shops in the plastic tray with clingfilm on are injected with pork fat and pork juice in the abattoir to flavor the chicken.its no wonder people are getting sick every day.

greenspurs

"stand closer , its not as long as you think it is"

tomofson

Apparently some guns the US army are given have instructions on them saying "aim at the enemy".

DunnoKidz

:eek:

Graces7

Very old one from a market stall..

WILL CUSTOMERS PLEASE NOT LEAN AGAINST THE BACON SLICER? WE ARE GETTING A LITTLE BEHIND WITH OUR ORDERS

Rubecula

Graces7 wrote: »

Very old one from a market stall..

WILL CUSTOMERS PLEASE NOT LEAN AGAINST THE BACON SLICER? WE ARE GETTING A LITTLE BEHIND WITH OUR ORDERS

so funny

Graces7

Rubecula wrote: »

so funny

Good Lancashire humour! Song of my childhood,,,

Graces7

" Do not cross this field unless you can do it NINE SECONDS. because the bull can do it in TENi"

The first time i saw this I had to stop the car for laughing.. Seen it several times now..:D

cyberwolf77

Graces7 wrote: »

" Do not cross this field unless you can do it NINE SECONDS. because the bull can do it in TENi"

The first time i saw this I had to stop the car for laughing.. Seen it several times now..:D

That some good advice