Poopmageddon: Drug suspect on toilet strike for 37 days 'could die'

MilesMorales1

A suspected drug dealer who has refused to use the toilet for 37 days is at "risk of death", a court has heard.

Lamarr Chambers, 24, of Villa Road in Brixton, is believed to have swallowed drugs during a police chase in Harlow, Essex, on 17 January.

Chelmsford Magistrates' Court heard he had rejected laxatives and an X-ray but was eating and drinking.

In defence, Andrew Horsall said Mr Chambers had not had privacy for 37 days.

The court heard Mr Chambers was being kept in a normal prison cell with two police officers with him at all times.

Mr Horsall added: "There's the potential of something going seriously wrong. We're in an arena of risk of death."

He added that getting the suspected drugs Mr Chambers allegedly has inside him was the "cherry on the cake" and was not necessarily crucial evidence.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-43174862


Thats a ****ty situation that is. That guy is full of ****.

pjohnson

I'm impressed tbh

kneemos

Should put this guy in the dictionary under commitment.

Ted_YNWA

How long will they need to leave it after he does eventually go.

10 minutes won't be enough.

KKkitty

How could he keep it in for that amount of time with eating and drinking?

Mutant z

How is it possible to hold it in for that long wouldn't your kidneys or intestines burst open and it would be extremely uncomfortably painful anyway.

Samuel T. Cogley

Well at least there's very little chance of a dirty protest.

Pete Tong

Bobby sands went for longer.

SickBoy

Pete Tong wrote: »

Bobby sands went for longer.

Wasn't that a hunger strike though?

Guy:Incognito

Pete Tong wrote: »

Bobby sands went for longer.

That was the opposite.

iamwhoiam

Pete Tong wrote: »

Bobby sands went for longer.

Bobby Sands was on hunger strike ?

Potential-Monke

His own fault. He's doing it deliberately to avoid extra evidence against him. On his own head be it. He should be charged with withholding evidence also!

Mutant z

Pete Tong wrote: »

Bobby sands went for longer.

That was a hunger strike this guy is on a toilet strike which is far more bizarre.

Samuel T. Cogley

Potential-Monke wrote: »

His own fault. He's doing it deliberately to avoid extra evidence against him. On his own head be it. He should be charged with withholding evidence also!

Jesus I know there's a back up, but on his head?

deco nate

Must be recycling it...

testicles

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ceadaoin.

I'd have thought your body would involuntarily get rid of it if you held it in that long?

Tell me how

testicles wrote:

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Here fishy fishy....

iamwhoiam

ceadaoin. wrote: »

I'd have thought your body would involuntarily get rid of it if you held it in that long?

Or the bowel will burst inside

beertons

Nothing about the savings made on unused toilet paper?

iamwhoiam

beertons wrote: »

Nothing about the savings made on unused toilet paper?

Then again they might need a plumber when he does go

Ted_YNWA

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Then again they might need a plumber when he does go

I hope it is in a prison where he has to slop out himself.

Arghus

37 days. I have to say I'm impressed.

Samuel T. Cogley

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I hope it is in a prison where he has to slop out himself.

They're waiting for him to **** drugs...

...imagine being that poor bastard that has to sift through that.

Ted_YNWA

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

They're waiting for him to **** drugs...

...imagine being that poor bastard that has to sift through that.

That is not the day to go in hungover.

JohnnyFlash

37 days?! Jesus Christ, I had a mug of coffee and a Marlboro red earlier and was nearly touching cloth by the time I got to the throne 20 seconds later.

SuperSean11

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Bobby Sands was on hunger strike ?

That’s just republican propaganda

EPAndlee

testicles wrote: »

And was a terrorist rather than a drug runner

And willingly shat in his hands to rub on the walls

ED E

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

They're waiting for him to **** drugs...

...imagine being that poor bastard that has to sift through that.

Not the kind of office that'd have you jumping out bed for.

Mutant z

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Or the bowel will burst inside

Exactly your intestines can only hold so much before they simply give in the strain is just too much to be able to hold it all in for much longer.

JohnnyFlash

The fûcking thing must be like a sod of dry turf lodged in him at this stage.

buried

Do not give a $hit.

Sand

I didn't think that was medically possible. If he can get to day 50 they should let him go free. Trial by ordeal, like the good old days.

dmc17

If he's eating and drinking, why not just get him a vindaloo and see how he gets on?

AllForIt

I'd hate to be the officer on duty when he finally pops.

UsBus

I'd rather do a life sentence than hold a sh%t for 37 days...

salmocab

37 days? I applaud the man, he should be freed on grounds of impressiveness.

Lord Glentoran

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The fûcking thing must be like a sod of dry turf lodged in him at this stage.

I think Hey Duggee's Stick song applies here.

Ulysses Gaze

When he goes, it may feel a lot like this

iamwhoiam

A nice dose of Movi Prep would do him the world of good

punisher5112

The drugs are blocking his hole so he is now absolutely full of sh1t

JohnnyFlash

When he does pass it out, he’ll be left with a hole on him like the Japanese flag.

punisher5112

They will need more then drain unblocker to unblock his hole....

I would say it's like cement in there.

Rubberchikken

Aw god. Why did they have to mention 'cherry' and 'cake'. Only my two favourite words now im sad:(

Capt'n Midnight

Contraceptive advice from Ardal O'Hanlon

"Condoms are useless and ineffective. And they burst! Your stomach just can't cope with the sudden impact of two kilos of cocaine."

NewbridgeIR

Wasn't this proposed as an alternative to Movember?

Not sh*tting for a month.
The suggestion was to take two Immodium each morning. Not sure how people got on.

Samuel T. Cogley

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

Wasn't this proposed as an alternative to Movember?

Not sh*tting for a month.
The suggestion was to take two Immodium each morning. Not sure how people got on.

Guy:Incognito

Hang on, he's rejected laxatives but he's eating and drinking. Is he not getting his food from the prison.....................

tayto lover

I'd say when he finally goes we'll all know.

LadyMacBeth_

I thought you'd be dead at that stage. He'll eventually start vomiting **** up if he doesn't go. Longest I've gone with a blockage is five days and it's not fun, can't imagine going 37 and deliberately holding it in!!

Boom_Bap

Imagine the officer that has to look for the evidence.