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Italian Stallion

  • 24-02-2018 4:47pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome,
    when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

    Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment.

    After awhile, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

    After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

    She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."


    Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.

    This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

    The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

    Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."


    Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again.

    Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

    Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.

    Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and
    asked again, "You finish?"

    Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,









    "No, I'm Norwegian.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    There once was a Girl from Madrid
    Who swore she’d never been rid
    There came an Italian with balls like a stallion
    And rid her senseless, he did.


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