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10 Reasons a Gun is Better Than a Woman

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  • 21-02-2018 11:27pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,267 ✭✭✭


    10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    8. If you admire a friend's gun, and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.

    7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman....







    1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR THE GUN.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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