Be Rude Not To

Omackeral

Here's a legit question to anyone who adds the caption "be rude not to" when they put up a photo of a drink on Facebook or Snapchat or Instagram or any of those type of things. Who exactly would it be rude to? Who, who?!

It's not wine o'clock, it's 7:05PM on a Thursday evening Karen. It's not vino with the girlies, it's a poxy overpriced glass of Sauvignon sh*te with your boring workmates. It's not cheeky. It's a fcuking drink and you're 33 and you work in accounts payable. You're a grown adult. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Karen.

Ps - I bet you have one of those LIVE LAUGH LOVE things stencilled onto your wall at home.

The_Valeyard

Someone get dumped?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

It would be rude not to when you consider people dying of the thirst elsewhere.
As for me, I’m more of an entire bottle than a cheeky glass anyway

Omackeral

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Someone get dumped?

Nah, I just need to release these type of things before I go on a sociopathic rampage is all.

Del2005

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Someone get dumped?

Someone didn't get invited to the works drinks.

The_Valeyard

Omackeral wrote: »

Nah, I just need to release these type of things before I go on a sociopathic rampage is all.

Well, its good to vent.

Omackeral

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Well, its good to vent.

It is. I appreciate the empathy. Thank you.

Duckworth_Luas

I remember the time I was eating my breakfast and there was a knock on the door.

Expected it to be that cow Kate, but instead it was fcuking Karen!

LirW

I can picture how Karen's feature wall wallpaper in her bedroom with her grey crushed velvet bed looks. She even has Mr & Mrs hanging over the bed.

TerrorFirmer

Not nearly as annoying as the caption "X, let's be havin' ya" when out a night out anywhere outside the home parish

McMurphy

I'll say it, cos it'd be rude not to.

Who gives a fcuk? Let them at it.

Jack Kanoff

"out with the girlies"

Shut up you shower of fckin heffalumps!

blueser

Omackeral wrote: »

Here's a legit question to anyone who adds the caption "be rude not to" when they put up a photo of a drink on Facebook or Snapchat or Instagram or any of those type of things. Who exactly would it be rude to? Who, who?!

It's not wine o'clock, it's 7:05PM on a Thursday evening Karen. It's not vino with the girlies, it's a poxy overpriced glass of Sauvignon sh*te with your boring workmates. It's not cheeky. It's a fcuking drink and you're 33 and you work in accounts payable. You're a grown adult. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Karen.

Ps - I bet you have one of those LIVE LAUGH LOVE things stencilled onto your wall at home.

You need to get out and get laid.

MilesMorales1

There comes a point OP I found where you either have to step away from social media, given its not real and is complete and utter ****, or just be eternally annoyed by it forever.

riffmongous

Live and let live, no one's forcing you to look at their crap

super_furry

So anyone fancy a cheeky glass of plonk? A little vino?

buried

I'm gonna kill my facebook
Before it kills me
I'm gonna kill my facebook
And set myself free

AllForIt

I have quite the effective solution to these kinds of issues.

Franz Von Peppercorn

I kinda like that phrase. It’s obviously not serious since it’s never rude to refuse yourself drinks.

Lighten up.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Omackeral wrote: »

Here's a legit question to anyone who adds the caption "be rude not to" when they put up a photo of a drink on Facebook or Snapchat or Instagram or any of those type of things. Who exactly would it be rude to? Who, who?!

It's not wine o'clock, it's 7:05PM on a Thursday evening Karen. It's not vino with the girlies, it's a poxy overpriced glass of Sauvignon sh*te with your boring workmates. It's not cheeky. It's a fcuking drink and you're 33 and you work in accounts payable. You're a grown adult. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Karen.

Ps - I bet you have one of those LIVE LAUGH LOVE things stencilled onto your wall at home.

Have you not seen Karen's Okcupid profile? She likes dancing, too. And walking.

corner of hells

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Have you not seen Karen's Okcupid profile? She likes dancing, too. And walking.

I think I know this Karen , she's been engaged four times in the last six years and has shacked up with her "new fellah" , Franner .
Little does the poor knob realise once she gets her holiday to Portugal , he's toast.

ballsymchugh

why are you doing this again? changing the order of the words doesn't make it better!!

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057798937

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

corner of hells wrote: »

I think I know this Karen , she's been engaged four times in the last six years and has shacked up with her "new fellah" , Franner .
Little does the poor knob realise once she gets her holiday to Portugal , he's toast.

The only reason she's getting the holiday to Portugal is so that he can change the locks while she's away.

OldMrBrennan83

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Jack Kanoff

Patww79 wrote: »

Yep. Not many people seem to know about it.

I may have seen this once or twice before

Omackeral

blueser wrote: »

You need to get out and get laid.

I'm picking your da up at 9:30 when he finishes his Avon rounds.

Omackeral

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

There comes a point OP I found where you either have to step away from social media, given its not real and is complete and utter ****, or just be eternally annoyed by it forever.

I'll choose the latter, I love hating things.

Omackeral

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Have you not seen Karen's Okcupid profile? She likes dancing, too. And walking.

"Love my nights in and love my nights out"

So you just love nights then?

The Moldy Gowl

Wine not?

Yaaass

Omackeral

ballsymchugh wrote: »

why are you doing this again? changing the order of the words doesn't make it better!!

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057798937

Cos I want attention

Omackeral

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

Wine not?

Yaaass

Slaaaaay kweeeen

Hannibal_Smith

Omackeral wrote: »

Cos I want attention

311 thanks?! :eek:

Here, was Karen the inspiration behind gin hate?

retro:electro

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

I kinda like that phrase. It’s obviously not serious since it’s never rude to refuse yourself drinks.

Lighten up.

whoopsadoodles

I do quite enjoy the rantiness of your rants OP.

Be rude not to thank it.

muppetshow1451

Who gives a f..ck

pudzey101

"be rude not to" a sweeter term for saying im an alcoholic thats going to get smashed off mi t!ts tonight .

somefeen

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Have you not seen Karen's Okcupid profile? She likes dancing, too. And walking.

And "binge watching Netflix".

_Dara_

LirW wrote: »

I can picture how Karen's feature wall wallpaper in her bedroom with her grey crushed velvet bed looks. She even has Mr & Mrs hanging over the bed.

What’s this grey thing about? I’ve seen a few references to it here. And I’m intrigued because I love grey and have done for all of my adult life (have loads of grey clothes and would definitely paint a room that colour) and I’m wondering what the issue with it is.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

_Dara_ wrote: »

What’s this grey thing about? I’ve seen a few references to it here. And I’m intrigued because I love grey and have done for all of my adult life (have loads of grey clothes and would definitely paint a room that colour) and I’m wondering what the issue with it is.

http://schunkit.com/a/2018/02/gray-couches-cheap-grey-in-living-rooms-room-sofa-decor-light-couch-ideas-what-color-walls-sectional-for-dark-cape-town-loveseat-corner-calgary-cover-flannel-big-lots-blue-with-bro.jpg

Like that. Greys on trend for interiors at the min and it’s a running joke that it’s bland and unoriginal. Don’t care though. Most of my house is grey and I love it

_Dara_

Jared Ugly Amphetamine wrote: »

http://schunkit.com/a/2018/02/gray-couches-cheap-grey-in-living-rooms-room-sofa-decor-light-couch-ideas-what-color-walls-sectional-for-dark-cape-town-loveseat-corner-calgary-cover-flannel-big-lots-blue-with-bro.jpg

Like that. Greys on trend for interiors at the min and it’s a running joke that it’s bland and unoriginal. Don’t care though. Most of my house is grey and I love it

Yeah, the photo there is a bit soulless. But I’ve certainly seen lovely grey interiors. If someone’s personal stamp is on the house, it can be lovely. The bathroom in my rental has shiny grey wall tiles around the bath and matte grey floor tiles and I love how it looks!

Esel

Just to be polite.

Pac1Man

That's a beautiful, well constructed rant Omackeral. Touched on the most relevant turn of phrases. I give it a solid 8/10.

Omackeral

Pac1Man wrote: »

That's a beautiful, well constructed rant Omackeral. Touched on the most relevant turn of phrases. I give it a solid 8/10.

Thanks PacDogg, I know it wasn't as good as the Gin one but Home Alone2 wasn't a patch on the original either but still provided a laugh along the way

KERSPLAT!

"Game changer" is another. Shut up you ****ing pox.

Patty O Furniture

Omackeral wrote: »

Here's a legit question to anyone who adds the caption "be rude not to" when they put up a photo of a drink on Facebook or Snapchat or Instagram or any of those type of things. Who exactly would it be rude to? Who, who?!

It's not wine o'clock, it's 7:05PM on a Thursday evening Karen. It's not vino with the girlies, it's a poxy overpriced glass of Sauvignon sh*te with your boring workmates. It's not cheeky. It's a fcuking drink and you're 33 and you work in accounts payable. You're a grown adult. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Karen.

Ps - I bet you have one of those LIVE LAUGH LOVE things stencilled onto your wall at home.

You're a tonic :P

But it'd be rude to ask, but here goes, who's Karen
& keep away from Fussbook!

andekwarhola

riffmongous wrote: »

Live and let live, no one's forcing you to look at their crap

Yeah but affirmation-seeking Facebook posts support a vital boards cottage industry of affirmation-seeking, Facebook criticism posts.

s7ryf3925pivug

You can set it so you don't see someone's posts in your tineline without needing to make the politically volatile move of unfriending them... Karen sounds fun to me, but I think you hate her a bit, so perhaps do that.

kittensmittens

The ones that get me are the "Obligatory Airport dinkies holiday starts NOW"
You know the one with the pic of 2 pints, one is ALWAYS Coors and theres 20 Blue in the background

Yeah Dave and Sandra, coz its a new fukcing thing for the pair of yis to be drinking at 5.40am. Getting on a plane is the only difference there.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Omackeral wrote: »

Here's a legit question to anyone who adds the caption "be rude not to" when they put up a photo of a drink on Facebook or Snapchat or Instagram or any of those type of things. Who exactly would it be rude to? Who, who?!

It's not wine o'clock, it's 7:05PM on a Thursday evening Karen. It's not vino with the girlies, it's a poxy overpriced glass of Sauvignon sh*te with your boring workmates. It's not cheeky. It's a fcuking drink and you're 33 and you work in accounts payable. You're a grown adult. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Karen.

Ps - I bet you have one of those LIVE LAUGH LOVE things stencilled onto your wall at home.

Also the, "let's be havin ya" bullsh!t

Patty O Furniture

kittensmittens wrote: »

The ones that get me are the "Obligatory Airport dinkies holiday starts NOW"
You know the one with the pic of 2 pints, one is ALWAYS Coors and theres 20 Blue in the background

Yeah Dave and Sandra, coz its a new fukcing thing for the pair of yis to be drinking at 5.40am. Getting on a plane is the only difference there.

Handy for burglars, knowing you're on holiday, telling them when you're going & coming back

Bizarrely 'Don't Blame Facebook' is on tv soon, more denial :rolleyes:

Mr_Muffin

Same when people are going on holidays, they seem to think they must take a picture of their passports next to an alcoholic beverage of some sort.

Just get on the plane you twats.