(Friends) Freebie List

FCIM

The best looking men and women threads are quite popular on here so I thought it might be an interesting take on that to have a thread based on the "Freebie" list from Friends.

In case anybody doesn't know, the "Freebie" list is a list of five celebrities you are allowed to sleep with and your other half can't get annoyed (because they're celebrities and it's never going to happen anyway).

I'll be so bold as to start the ball rolling:

1. Mila Kunis
2. Jennifer Aniston
3. Shona McGarty
4. Laura Pausini
5. Lacey Turner

No particular order

Lindsey Pelas
Trish Stratus
Sophia Verargia ( not sure if correct spelling but the brunette wan from modern family)
Demi Mawby
Blonde one from Big Bang theory Kaley something

seamus

Mila Kunis
Holly Willoughby
Isla Fisher
Rachel Riley
That Mexican weather girl

howamidifferent

Mary Harney
Mary Lou McDonald
Ruth Coppinger
Nell McCaferty
Anne Doyle

Grayson

howamidifferent wrote: »

Mary Harney
Mary Lou McDonald
Ruth Coppinger
Nell McCaferty
Anne Doyle

That is how you are different.

Ulysses Gaze

Just make sure the list is not laminated.

FCIM

howamidifferent wrote: »

Mary Harney
Mary Lou McDonald
Ruth Coppinger
Nell McCaferty
Anne Doyle

Mary Lou was quite cute when she was younger... Now... ehm, not so much .

Nell McCafferty quite likely wouldn't be into you .

FCIM

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Just make sure the list is not laminated.

I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn .

Ninjini

Shane McMahon
Jurgen Klopp
David Boreanaz
Will Smith
Paul Rudd

Subs would be Dwayne Johnson, Frank Iero, AJ Styles and Jonah Hill ( don’t judge)

_Dara_

Jimmi Simpson
Michael Sheen
Wayne Coyne
Donald Glover
Paul Rudd

BOOM!

Malayalam

No order, just whichever one I happen upon first..
Clive Owen
Jeff Bridges
Jack O' Connell (Godless)
Father or elder son (Alexander) from the Skarsgard family (that counts as one!)
Mads Mikkelson

_Dara_

Malayalam wrote: »

No order, just whichever one I happen upon first..
Clive Owen
Jeff Bridges
Jack O' Connell (Godless)
Father or elder son (Alexander) from the Skarsgard family (that counts as one!)
Mads Mikkelson

Oh gad, yeah, Stellan Skarsgard. YUM. In Good Will Hunting, I was looking at him rather than the callow youths! And that reminds me: PETER SAARSGUARD. Five isn't enough.

FCIM

_Dara_ wrote: »

Oh gad, yeah, Stellan Skarsgard. YUM. In Good Will Hunting, I was looking at him rather than the callow youths! And that reminds me: PETER SAARSGUARD. Five isn't enough.

Yeah, I wanted to put Emma Stone on mine but there wasn't room.

Though I'm not sure whether my inclusion of EastEnders actresses is fair (whilst remaining extremely unlikely, I'd say there's infinitely more chance with minor celebrities like Shona McGarty and Lacey Turner than with, say, Jennifer Aniston).

Boom_Bap

_Dara_ wrote: »

Jimmi Simpson
Michael Sheen
Wayne Coyne
Donald Glover
Paul Rudd

BOOM!

Only a few posts in and I've already made a list!

Hector Savage

Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman


I would crawl through a mile of broken class and barbed wire - just to suck the cock of the last guy that f*cked her !

dinorebel

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Only a few posts in and I've already made a list!

Do you have baps though?

FCIM

Hector Savage wrote: »

Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman


I would crawl through a mile of broken class and barbed wire - just to suck the cock of the last guy that f*cked her !

Broken class? This is a family forum, keep your .onion activities for Tor please .

Tell me how

Hector Savage wrote:

I would crawl through a mile of broken class and barbed wire - just to suck the cock of the last guy that f*cked her !

Never understood this saying....

Think there must've something closet related going on.

JoshRosen

Cardi B
Taylor Swift
Kirsty Gallagher
Cheryl Cole
Kim Marsh

Hector Savage

FCIM wrote: »

Broken class? This is a family forum, keep your .onion activities for Tor please .

Stay out of the sex party thread so !!

I love this game.

Just wait until your partner reels off five Hollywood A List actors, aloof pop stars, etc. Then proceed with your own list made up of names you could easily have, like an ex who's always flirting with you, the local bike, her slutty sister who she hates because she keeps throwing herself at her boyfriends, etc.

Hilarity ensues, comedy gold!

JoshRosen

Tell me how wrote: »

Never understood this saying....

Think there must've something closet related going on.

Understand it & much prefer it to the gold ol ‘I’d go to sleep with it inside her’ what good is a flaccid penis in a dry vagina whilst both catching z’s gonna do for anyone?

KrustyUCC

Kelly Brook
Kate Upton
Scarlett Johansson
Monica Bellucci
Holly Willoughby

Rubberlegs

Robert Downey Jr
Jim Caviezel
Jamie Dornan (but only with a beard)
Axl Rose, late 80s version
Sean Pertwee would be my older man

major bill

Sofia Vergara
Megyn Price
Amanda Brunker (Does she count?)
Nicki Minaj
Pia Miller

Samuel T. Cogley

Seeing as other people have invented time machines

Demi Moore (in her Early Twenties)
Mia Malkova (Without her mum being there)
Famke Janssen
Nigella Lawson
Helen Mirren (Twenties again)

Ulysses Gaze

Eva Green
Natalie Portman
Rita Ora
Kirsty Gallacher
Georgia Salpa

harry Bailey esq

howamidifferent wrote: »

Nell McCaferty

Well that explains the username bub.

FCIM

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

Seeing as other people have invented time machines

Demi Moore (in her Early Twenties)
Mia Malkova (Without her mum being there)
Famke Janssen
Nigella Lawson
Helen Mirren (Twenties again)

Tamzin Outhwaite and Mia Malkova have a strong resemblance.

JoshRosen

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Eva Green
Natalie Portman
Rita Ora
Kirsty Gallacher
Georgia Salpa

How could I have forgot Rita Ora!

Ninjini

73Cat wrote: »

Jamie Dornan (but only with a beard)

Yes! The beard makes him hot. Especially as Graham in Once Upon A Time.

howamidifferent

howamidifferent wrote: »

Mary Harney
Mary Lou McDonald
Ruth Coppinger
Nell McCaferty
Anne Doyle

Apt user name

PandaPoo

Gordon Ramsay
Louis Theroux
Larry David
Jason Segel

I just need 4

Greyfox

Jennifer Lawrence
Emilia Clarke
Gal Galdot
Isla Fisher
Eve Green

Trying to remember what male celebs are actually gay/bi, so these are off the top of my head (and liable to change if/when others come out!!)

Ben Whishaw
Frank Ocean
Matthew Mitcham
Tom Daley
Troye Sivan

jonon9

Olga Kurylenko
Iskra Lawrence

These two and im happy.

Irish Guitarist

Carol Vorderman
Mary Kennedy
Julianne Moore
Susan Sarandon
Vera Farmiga (Norma Bates on Bates Motel)
The black woman I follow on Twitter

PandaPoo

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Carol Vorderman
Mary Kennedy
Julianne Moore
Susan Sarandon
Vera Farmiga (Norma Bates on Bates Motel)
The black woman I follow on Twitter

Ugh my husband says Carol vorderman for his and I feel sick. I just can't see it at all. She's old and looks like she's trying so hard, it's not attractive. What is it about her?!

Donald Trump

Hector Savage wrote: »

I would crawl through a mile of broken class and barbed wire - just to suck the cock of the last guy that f*cked her !

Yeah, you say that about every girl. You even said it about Mary Harney FFS.

Donald Trump

I did this with my previous girlfriend and she put down

1) George Clooney
2) Brad Pitt
3) Brian O'Driscoll
4) Justin Trudeau
5) Usain Bolt

She then got upset when I gave her my list
1) Her ma
2) Her sister
3) Her best friend
4) Her other sister
5) The hot new 19 year old barmaid in the local pub with the massive knockers

DunnoKidz

Gerard Butler
Jude law
John Krasinksi
Javier Bardem
Tom Selleck

Sorted. Laminate it.

mojesius

Matt Damon
Pedro Pascale
Eddie Vedder (preferably knock off 10-15 years but still would)
Jason Statham
Dan Carter

Wowbagger

Cariad Lloyd
Lucy Liu
Susie Dent
Jenny Jones
Rachel Reilly

Irish Guitarist

PandaPoo wrote: »

Ugh my husband says Carol vorderman for his and I feel sick. I just can't see it at all. She's old and looks like she's trying so hard, it's not attractive. What is it about her?!

I like her on the television.

Blazer

major bill wrote: »

Amanda Brunker (Does she count?)

jesus christ...no she doesn't count..out of 5 women in the world you pick her???

TerrorFirmer

Vera Farmiga, Minnie Driver, Billie Piper, Jessica Biel and....Kay Burley, what is with that woman, she gets better looking every year.

Gunslinger92

Dean fertita from queens of the Stone Age
Chris hemsworth
Bradley cooper
Chris pine
George clooney

I tried doing this with my fella and he couldn't think of anyone. I call shenanigans

irish_stevo815

Ha love this thread. It's actually hard to narrow the list to just 5 but here I go:

Scarlett Johannsen
Emma Stone - I think it's her voice
Katy Perry
Anne Hathaway
Margot Robbie

major bill

Blazer wrote: »

jesus christ...no she doesn't count..out of 5 women in the world you pick her???

:pac:

Mint Sauce

Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook
Rachel Reily