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  • 08-02-2018 3:15pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,267 ✭✭✭


    A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.

    She said, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

    A little girl raises her hand, saying, "I had a kitty who stuttered."

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

    "Well," she began,

    "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

    The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary!"

    The little girl said, "It sure was.

    My kitty arched her back, went 'Sssss, Ssss, Sssss' and before she could say 's4it,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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