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In a moment of boredom, I googled 'most expensive watch on Amazon'. Which led me to:

https://www.amazon.com/Patek-Philippe-Grand-Complication-Platinium/dp/B00K78PO2E/ref=br_lf_m_facvmwjw7y8439d_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&s=watches

Customer questions and answers, and reviews, are golden...


5.0 out of 5 starsMORE THAN JUST A WATCH
September 7, 2014
I could not agree more with Mike on this one. This watch isn't simply a watch. It is a priceless heirloom, meticulously crafted by Patek Phillipe and his assistant, Jesus Christ. Patek's affiliate company, Les Pretentious Doux, supplies Patek and Jesus with only the finest gold, silver, platinum, diamonds and unicorn tears to assemble these timeless works of art. The wrist band is made from dragonscale and minotaur hide and was saddle-stitched by Abraham Lincoln... postmortem. The centerpiece is forged purely from platinum and the souls of starved children; children who didn't deserve to eat because they did not have one of these classic gems. Perhaps the greatest feature of this watch is its time-telling feature. The good people at Patek wanted to ensure that their customers have only the finest watches when they decide to not give anyone else the time... and why would they? It's their time, not that lowly cretin's. This watch's value is unparalleled and makes a great addition to any collection of jewelry, accessories, clothing or Nazi memorabilia. At just over $100,000, there has never been an easier way to say, "I am better than you and you know it."

Thirdfox

Lots of gem reviews certainly.

Always interesting to take a look at how the 1% lives ...now consider that living in Ireland you're definitely part of the global 1%