Things you’ve never done.

Cody montana

Gone done to Tuna town.

tomwaterford

Never rode a family member


Incest is fcuking weird kid

mookishboy

Cody montana wrote: »

Gone done to Tuna town.

Odd that

nullzero

Started a popular thread in After Hours.

Cody montana

tomwaterford wrote: »

Never rode a family member


Incest is fcuking weird kid

Have you fancied a cousin?

Tilikum17

Cody montana wrote: »

Gone done to Tuna town.

Unlike your auld fella.

Cody montana

Tilikum17 wrote: »

Unlike your auld fella.

Mom?

tomwaterford

Cody montana wrote: »

Have you fancied a cousin?

Not knowingly


But everyone is fcuking related to everyone around here




Is it true that's inbred kids do be albinos???

Kia_Kaha

Sodomy and morris dancing

Cody montana

tomwaterford wrote: »

Not knowingly


But everyone is fcuking related to everyone around here




Is it true that's inbred kids do be albinos???

Oh yeah, me neither. 😳

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I never learned to play the trombone.

donegaLroad

parachute jump, bungee jump, never rode a horse, never watched Star Wars, never tried opium, I haven't been to the Southern Hemisphere, I haven't been skiing, water skiing, surf boarding, I have never flown a plane or helicopter, I have never tried to play the bagpipes.

tomwaterford

Kia_Kaha wrote: »

Sodomy and morris dancing

It strikes me as you don't get the full morris dancing experience without the other!!

whiskeyman

Touched my left elbow with my left hand.

Cody montana

I’ve never been to Northern Ireland.

nullzero

Cody montana wrote: »

I’ve never been to Northern Ireland.

You're not missing much.

kaji

I've never been to Northern Ireland either. Don't think I will ever go, it would feel weird for me.

Never Married.

Wanderer2010

Had a wild 20 something. I often feel like I missed out when I look back to my 20s and it hit me I never had any long parties, all night sessions or wild holidays due to a combination of me being very shy and having very few mates and just not liking to drink vast amounts of alcohol. Only when I got a bit older that it hit me that I wasn't really missing much!

I see groups of lads out for the 12 pubs and fair play to them, that's how they enjoy their free time, but the thought of heading from one extremely loud pub with lots of jostling, shouting and drinking makes me shudder. Absolutely not my cup of tea.

KKkitty

I've never driven a car, been on a plane, had a holiday either with friends or my partner, I've been to Fairyhouse but I've never been to Meath.

fryup

never been to a horse race meeting

boardsuser1

Never been on a plane.
Never been out of the country.
Never had a family holiday.

randy hickey

Never rode a dolphin.







But I smoked a whole camel once.

mad muffin

Tasted human flesh.

Atoms for Peace

Never been to Spain.

NollagShona

Never knowingly undersold

Pretzill

Never had a KFC or a Costa coffee or a Starbucks latte (haven't drank coffee for 15 years so missed out on the trends)

Never been to Australia or Asia or the Antarctic but I'd like to go to one.

wakka12

donegaLroad wrote: »

parachute jump, bungee jump, never rode a horse, never watched Star Wars, never tried opium, I haven't been to the Southern Hemisphere, I haven't been skiing, water skiing, surf boarding, I have never flown a plane or helicopter, I have never tried to play the bagpipes.

what have ya been doing

Donald Trump

tomwaterford wrote: »

Incest is fcuking weird kid

That's assuming "weird kid" is your relative

Although, in your case, probably a safe assumption

NollagShona

I could have said bareback up to 2 days ago...

Gerrup Outta Dat!

Watched: Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Star Trek or Lord of the Rings.

AllForIt

I've never watched a football match from beginning to end.

I've never owned a car.

I've never settled and never took out a mortgage.

I've never been on a sunshine package holiday.

Donald Trump

NollagShona wrote: »

I could have said bareback up to 2 days ago...

Congratulations.

How's yer bum after it?

I hope he was gentle!

Oldtree

Never done a bungee jump. Qued up once in London to do it, they were doing it next to a bridge over the Thames, but after 2 hours of waiting I got hacked off and left. Would probably break the chord these days

Das Reich

Never had homosexual sex.

Greyfox

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Watched: Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Star Trek or Lord of the Rings.

Your missing out on some magnificent storytelling, particularly GOT, There all worth given 20mins of your time too

I've never driven a car, had sex in a car, learned another language or traveled alone

NollagShona

Das Reich wrote: »

Never had homosexual sex.

It’s the best!

Gerrup Outta Dat!

Never tried any illegal drug apart from cannabis or hash.

AndyBoBandy

I never ran away to join the circus.
1 of my biggest regrets.

I’ve also never had a pint with Colm Meany.

Ultimate Seduction

Never wanked. Yock!

NollagShona

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Never tried any illegal drug apart from cannabis or hash.

Capt'n Midnight

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college.

uch

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college.

You'd wanna stay off the Juice till Santy arrives, just for info

house45

I’ve never being away on a stag do .

Dakota Dan

donegaLroad wrote: »

parachute jump, bungee jump, never rode a horse, never watched Star Wars, never tried opium, I haven't been to the Southern Hemisphere, I haven't been skiing, water skiing, surf boarding, I have never flown a plane or helicopter, I have never tried to play the bagpipes.

Maybe saying what you have done would be easier.

Das Reich

NollagShona wrote: »

It’s the best!

Be careful with the aids.