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Predictive text

  • 19-12-2017 9:29pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Right let's see how this goes, use your predictive text to write a sentence I'll start.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,862 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    What the fúck did you just fúcking say about me, you little b*tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fúck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fúcking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh!t to me over the Internet? Think again, fúcker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fúcking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh!t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fúcking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh!t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fúcking dead, kiddo. This isn't facebook.















    Wow! It works!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Ford Yummy Bikini


    U ok hun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I am writing this using predictive text. So far I have no idea what is supposed to happen. Is something going to change from what I intend to type? If so, nothing's happening. So, what is this about? Do somebody no try some nonsense thread like this recently?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 59 ✭✭Maggie Marie


    I am writing this using predictive text. So far I have no idea what is supposed to happen. Is something going to change from what I intend to type? If so, nothing's happening. So, what is this about?

    You on commission?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Duck off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    You on commission?
    Is that you again hon?

    Sad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭munster87


    I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

    Written by the French policeman from Allo Allo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will be in the pub and then when we meet on Friday morning to get to see the email I will send it out to me when the pain of a lion of my favourite things are good with me so that you can get the latest version of flash player.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I'm going to be a bit of a new program and I can get a chance to represent the views of the month so we will bring it up today.

    The sooner the better for you to do with myself and my house that we have. I am not sure if you want to call me if there is a client. I like it was just wondering what to say about this beforehand.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    I am writing this using predictive text. So far I have no idea what is supposed to happen. Is something going to change from what I intend to type? If so, nothing's happening. So, what is this about? Do somebody no try some nonsense thread like this recently?

    One sentence not six :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Ah yeah I know it's for a few drinks with you now that I get to look after the checkpoint and trying to park tomorrow night x

    Could be worse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Are you ok to call him a bit of a knob but I'm in love the fact that the reason Song is is in the late afternoon tea for a few weeks back in my day.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 59 ✭✭Maggie Marie


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    One sentence not six :rolleyes:

    He will bite take it handy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well-thought-out, practical ideas.
    He's ensuring the financial security of this company.
    Oh, yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    He will bite take it handy.

    I love biting, not from Srameen though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    Great idea for a thread....glad I started one like it 3 weeks ago ;-)

    See I stuff my turkey with ...
    touch.boards.ie/thread/2057812182


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,613 ✭✭✭server down


    I am writing this using predictive text. So far I have no idea what is supposed to happen. Is something going to change from what I intend to type? If so, nothing's happening. So, what is this about? Do somebody no try some nonsense thread like this recently?

    The weather was very little and I was just getting back from a few minutes late again. I think we were all going on the top the other day you were a great guy to be a man in your house. The fact that the app works well for the iPhone and it works perfectly fine for the price of a good place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,613 ✭✭✭server down


    The idea is to use the predictive text (not auto correct) - that’s the guess of the next word that comes up above the keyboard on a device for instance the next word for me is a bit odd but it looks good but I think the original series was pretty pretty clear and the original reviews would be better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,613 ✭✭✭server down


    I’ll start with a normal sentence then it would work just be fired. The weather has been used to snow for about three time in the past two years. The only way to make a new one year ago is to be able for my kids and a Christmas Day was the first day. The only way I could do that was the first thing that was that I wasn’t sure if you would have thought that would work


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    One sentence not six :rolleyes:

    The first sentence was one sentence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    It is so good but it has been so hard for you to come back and get the money to pay for me to go to the dinner shop and get a new job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    I'm going to work on the road and I have to go get my car to be dry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,807 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I hate predictive text and never use it. I type the message I want to convey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    I hate predictive text and never use it. I type the message I want to convey.

    That's sort of an ironic one, isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    It was good to me that I have to go to the cinema tonight and tomorrow night at the moment but it'll get sorer in the kitchen and left me in the sitting room looking at my phone and having tea with honey and I have fully signed off on the couch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 870 ✭✭✭FCIM


    Wánking alone might seem sad to some or suggest that you don't have a partner to bond with, perhaps through some furious engagement in mutual masturbation. You try doing it in public though, say in the women's lingerie section of Marks and Spencer like I did. Everything was going fine until a gruff drunken man dressed as Santa Claus came up to me and whacked my willy with a sprig of mistletoe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,077 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    The smoker you drink, the player you get. *

















    * Title of a Joe Walsh album. Always thought it was cool.

    Not your ornery onager



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Predictive text is a complete aunt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Xaracatz


    Best game I can play with the whole family is a nice way of keeping up the great new game I can play with the new update and the game will not play anything new and the new game will not play the way you have found it please fix it.

    Please send the spreadsheet with your email address and I can file it for today and I can use it to file a copy disks and send you a file copy and file for file.


    Then it stopped making sense.. I’ve had this phone less than a week - think it’s haunted by a frustrated gaming auditer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Useless from a phone. Useless. Should have the software in tune. Won't say no more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,740 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    There is nothing less USA full then perfected ticks.


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