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  • 13-12-2017 10:58am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭


    OK girlfriend took my laptop and saw that I had subscribed to a YouTube channel and had Irish women in leather on it. She freaked out called me a sicko and a freak. She read my messages on it . where I stated ,"she does look great in her leather pants"......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Get her a pair of leather trousers for Christmas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Name of channel please


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    Get her a pair of leather trousers for Christmas.

    Get matching leather pants for Christmas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    You need to tell her one of women is your mother.

    Things won't seem so bad then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    I guess this is one way to drive views on your Irish leather fetish YouTube channel :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    You should have had this conversation with her in the first week of your relationship, not the last.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Get matching leather pants for Christmas.
    His and hers presents. Perfect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    Go on the offensive. Your liberty was infringed by her taking your computer and now she's judging you?!!!
    I'd mentally break the b!tch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,810 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    If it was Fifty Shades or whatever women salivate over on her laptop it would be grand of course...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Jesus a leather fetish makes you a sicko and a freak? The most tame and vanilla fetish there is.

    I shouldn't ask but I'm gonna. What's the sex like with someone like that?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    His and hers presents. Perfect.

    Remember the Beckhams in Gucci ??/ Shudder!!!!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Tell her she has ruined the Christmas surprise of buying a motorbike and the proper safety gear that accompanies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    None could ever Forget DB and VB in those hideous matching leathers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    She's never gonna sit on yer leather couch again.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Phew. I thought Bowie's wife fuked up again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭thesultan


    somefeen wrote: »
    Jesus a leather fetish makes you a sicko and a freak? The most tame and vanilla fetish there is.

    I shouldn't ask but I'm gonna. What's the sex like with someone like that?

    Haven't done it in three months. I like woman.in leather pants, I'm not having an affair or anything like that. Just knock out the odd one..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    thesultan wrote: »
    OK girlfriend took my laptop and saw that I had subscribed to a YouTube channel and had Irish women in leather on it. She freaked out called me a sicko and a freak. She read my messages on it . where I stated ,"she does look great in her leather pants"......

    Ah least now you know that she’s a prude and slightly neurotic if something as tame as that sent her off on one. It’s just as well she never found your ladyboy porn or she’d have possibly died from the shock.

    Make sure your next girlfriend knows you like leather.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    thesultan wrote: »
    Haven't done it in three months. I like woman.in leather pants, I'm not having an affair or anything like that. Just knock out the odd one..

    2 words.

    Incognito.
    Mode.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,228 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    2 words.

    Incognito.
    Mode.

    He shouldn't bloody have to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    He shouldn't bloody have to.

    yes he should. same goes for a woman. I can't think of many guys who'd be happy with their wife looking up black cocks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    thesultan wrote: »
    Haven't done it in three months. I like woman.in leather pants, I'm not having an affair or anything like that. Just knock out the odd one..

    Sounds to me like the relationship is in trouble.

    Go forth and find a kinky gf instead. Life's to short.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    OldGoat wrote: »
    You should have had this conversation with her in the first week of your relationship, not the last.

    Might have been the same thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    thesultan wrote: »
    Haven't done it in three months. I like woman.in leather pants, I'm not having an affair or anything like that. Just knock out the odd one..

    Three months!! That's not a girlfriend, that's a flatmate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    She's some hide on her, I tell you that much.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    In true Boards fashion I'd be interested in hearing her side of the story, it sounds like we are getting a very sanitised version of events here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,499 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    somefeen wrote: »
    I shouldn't ask but I'm gonna. What's the sex like with someone like that?

    Pretty difficult if she insists on keeping the leather pants on.

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Tell her you were looking for ideas for yourself, OP.

    Time-Ross-Wore-Leather-Pants-Friends.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭thesultan


    In true Boards fashion I'd be interested in hearing her side of the story, it sounds like we are getting a very sanitised version of events here

    Like I said she took the laptop. There was notices up (comments on the page) . she checked my history on comments on "she looks great in leather pants, she's unreal in them. Not much more on these.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭thesultan


    :eek::o
    Pretty difficult if she insists on keeping the leather pants on.
    I won't mind if she had them on.. Id mention it occasionally about putting on some, will you shut up about them...


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