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Dora the Explorer live action movie

  • 24-10-2017 1:03pm
    #1
    bnt
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    News out today about this:
    Nick Stoller, the writer-director behind films including The Muppets and Neighbors, has been brought on board to work on the script for the project, which will be produced by Michael Bay and his Platinum Dunes partners Andrew Form and Brad Fuller. It hails from Paramount's new Paramount Players division.

    Michael Bay? More like Dora the Exploder, then ... :D

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • #2
    Bacchus
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    bnt wrote: »
    Michael Bay? More like Dora the Exploder, then ... :D

    Starring Megan Fox as the titular Dora.


  • #3
    GhostyMcGhost
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    Bacchus wrote: »
    Starring Megan Fox as the titular Dora.

    Shia Le Beouf as Diego


  • #4
    Penn
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    "We're looking for the giant explosion. Can you see the giant explosion...?"


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
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    This really worries me. Bay has shown that he has no issue with sexualising minors (the f*cking Juliet Law from one of the Transformers movies, anyone?!?), so what the eff is he going to do with Dora the Explorer?


  • #6
    bnt
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    To be fair, Bay is a producer, but he's not writing or directing, so Dora is probably safe... :o

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • #7
    Oafley Jones
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    GhostyMcGhost wrote: »
    Shia Le Beouf as Boots

    FYP


  • #8
    OU812
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    It’s already been done

    https://youtu.be/NeQ9prApF4s


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