Missed opportunities

Gerrup Outta Dat!

What are your missed opportunities?

I am here in Derry with my gorgeous OH. I went to the bar to order a Guinness and a Hop House for me and her respectively.

A girl, approx 18, bought 3 shots. She took one herself, gave one to her friend and handed one to me. At the time I didn’t realise she was offering it to me.

I didn’t realise it.

She was gorgeous.

Young meat. I could have ****ed her up the ass.

My OH is raging after I told her what happened. I am raging at the missed opportunity. You?

endacl

I am not raging.

Dtp1979

Raging at the missed opportunity of a kick in the balls from your OH?

thomas anderson.

I have a raging.....

endacl

bee06

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Young meat. I could have ****ed her up the ass

I doubt that but whatever gets you through the night on the sofa, OP.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

With the OH, out for the night, and posting here.....


Missed opportunities indeed.

longshanks

If someone buys you a drink you get to f them in the b h ?
I did not know this.

Mint Sauce

Your other half is raging because you rejected a shot from a young one?

Cody montana

An unexpected acid trip.
I had work the next day, so declined.

endacl

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Young meat. I could have ****ed her up the ass.

You've already told us you're a shortass. Would you have to stand on a box? Do you carry your own box around with you, just on the off-chance?

And why do I suddenly have a mental picture of a jack russell standing behind a greyhound, holding two pints, with a confused look on his face?

The_Valeyard

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

What are your missed opportunities?

I am here in Derry with my gorgeous OH. I went to the bar to order a Guinness and a Hop House for me and her respectively.

A girl, approx 18, bought 3 shots. She took one herself, gave one to her friend and handed one to me. At the time I didn’t realise she was offering it to me.

I didn’t realise it.

She was gorgeous.

Young meat. I could have ****ed her up the ass.

My OH is raging. I am raging at the missed opportunity. You?

at least the bit about being an ass is accurate.

Lady Haywire

The Backwards Man

A mucker buying three drinks?

r93kaey5p2izun

endacl wrote: »

You've already told us you're a shortass. Would you have to stand on a box? Do you carry your own box around with you, just on the off-chance?

And why do I suddenly have a mental picture of a jack russell standing behind a greyhound, holding two pints, with a confused look on his face?

Oh sweet jesus I've just sprayed tea everywhere. :pac:

Gerrup Outta Dat!

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

What are your missed opportunities?

I am here in Derry with my gorgeous OH. I went to the bar to order a Guinness and a Hop House for me and her respectively.

A girl, approx 18, bought 3 shots. She took one herself, gave one to her friend and handed one to me. At the time I didn’t realise she was offering it to me.

I didn’t realise it.

She was gorgeous.

Young meat. I could have ****ed her up the ass.

My OH is raging. I am raging at the missed opportunity. You?

I think I saw you walking very close to the edge of a footpath recently. I was driving a truck at the time.

A missed opportunity you might call it.

r93kaey5p2izun

Aww. No poll?

punisher5112

JayZeus wrote: »

I think I saw you walking very close to the edge of a footpath recently. I was driving a truck at the time.

A missed opportunity you might call it.

You the other half....


Thing about your story op I'm lost with no girl would buy a shot go on tell us you bought the round for them and forgot the oh was with you.

endacl

Stella Howling Burger wrote: »

Oh sweet jesus I've just sprayed tea everywhere. :pac:

I love those moments. Happy to have provided one!

I owe you a teabag. Lyons OK?

nikkibikki

endacl wrote:

I owe you a teabag. Lyons OK?

Ah that's just taking the piss now! Pure muck!



Is the missed opportunity the free shot or you thought you were in there with a young wan? Either way you sound like a right catch and I hope your OH realises her luck when she managed to nab you.






Bad luck that is.

Was this the same poster who was raging about the "religious indoctrination" of teenagers.

And now he wants to go drinking with one and "fxxx her up the ass"...

gitzy16v

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

What are your missed opportunities?

I am here in Derry with my gorgeous OH. I went to the bar to order a Guinness and a Hop House for me and her respectively.

A girl, approx 18, bought 3 shots. She took one herself, gave one to her friend and handed one to me. At the time I didn’t realise she was offering it to me.

I didn’t realise it.

She was gorgeous.

Young meat. I could have ****ed her up the ass.

My OH is raging after I told her what happened. I am raging at the missed opportunity. You?

Gerrup Outta Dat ye spoofer.

lukesmom

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

What are your missed opportunities?

I am here in Derry with my gorgeous OH. I went to the bar to order a Guinness and a Hop House for me and her respectively.

A girl, approx 18, bought 3 shots. She took one herself, gave one to her friend and handed one to me. At the time I didn’t realise she was offering it to me.

I didn’t realise it.

She was gorgeous.

Young meat. I could have ****ed her up the ass.

My OH is raging after I told her what happened. I am raging at the missed opportunity. You?

She probably thought you were a table if your short like others have said.

Canis Lupus

Deleted User wrote: »

Was this the same poster who was raging about the "religious indoctrination" of teenagers.

And now he wants to go drinking with one and "fxxx her up the ass"...

I think we can be fairly sure everything he posts is mostly BS. Can't think of the name of his last account but he likes making clickbaity threads.

nullzero

Stella Howling Burger wrote: »

Aww. No poll?

For the young Wan?