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Ladies, do you have problems getting laid?

  • 30-09-2017 11:19am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭


    Just out of pure curiosity, I'm directing this towards the female audience as I'm wondering if your men make excuses not to get it on :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    These threads always end well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭polan


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    These threads always end well.

    Yeah, I just thought to myself that Boards is probably 99% men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Maybe we really do have a headache too...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    These threads always end well.

    As long as they end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,598 ✭✭✭RocketRaccoon


    I've always said that the ugliest girl in a club will get a fella if she wants whereas the ugliest fella doesn't have that same joy. It's a standards thing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Your Face wrote: »
    As long as they end.

    Happily.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I have problems getting laid, so if any women have this same problem. Maybe we can meet up and discuss it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Something something lock opened by many keys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Something something women don't really desire their partners something something chore sex something something PUAs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭RoisinClare6


    My other half wakes between 5.00 and 5.30 and doesn't get back home until after 19.00. He works a tough job, so he's knackered a majority of the time so it's mainly reserved for the weekend. I don't mind at all :L


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I'm not a machine marge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I'm so rough looking I'm only ever taken from behind :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    I've always said that the ugliest girl in a club will get a fella if she wants whereas the ugliest fella doesn't have that same joy. It's a standards thing.

    Story of my life.....



    Has this generated any sympathy among... anyone??? No? Ok... I'll go back to my corner now... *cries*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I've got hoes in many area codes.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    this is the ugly trooth
    10 % of lads fcuk 90% of girls
    the othe 90% of lads get to worry over the 10%

    thats a casual sex thing
    it evens out but basically if your male your either in the 10% or you have to go after the remaining 10%

    im sorry i didnt dio it but its true

    lads in the 10% can go out any wek and get laid
    as can girls in the 90%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I've got hoes in many area codes.....

    i got 99 problems


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    If I'm honest though, I'm not really bothered about getting laid. I just want someone to cuddle each night... gently guiding her hair out of her eyes as I glare into the beauty of her soul through her alluring eyes, every day and every night realising how lucky I am to lay next to such a physically and emotionally beautiful woman.......

    .....

    Sh*t! You guys weren't supposed to hear that...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Tigger wrote: »
    i got 99 problems

    But ain't got none.....


    Mo money mo... Problems.


    Its like that.... And that's the way it is. Huh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭eeguy


    Tigger wrote: »
    this is the ugly trooth
    10 % of lads fcuk 90% of girls
    the othe 90% of lads get to worry over the 10%

    thats a casual sex thing
    it evens out but basically if your male your either in the 10% or you have to go after the remaining 10%

    im sorry i didnt dio it but its true

    lads in the 10% can go out any wek and get laid
    as can girls in the 90%

    That's such a bullsh*t saying.

    The reality is that most women don't want to be pumped like a sex toy by some randomer after a night out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    eeguy wrote: »
    That's such a bullsh*t saying.

    The reality is that most women don't want to be pumped like a sex toy by some randomer after a night out.

    She didn't say that last night.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    1 don't let him in.

    2 don't let him in

    3 can't remember in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Can I put my massive tool in your box


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Its too big to fit in the milk float


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    Going to be honest, I have denied my other half the 'piece of meat' due to no interest. I'm relatively young but it happens.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭eeguy


    She didn't say that last night.....

    Your "I'm in the 10%" badge is in the post ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    eeguy wrote: »
    Your "I'm in the 10%" badge is in the post ;)

    Oh I love a good old badge;-)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    As I explained to someone before: we are completely opposite, we have completely opposite experiences:

    Men pursue and want sex all the time,
    Women are pursued and are asked all the time to have sex.

    I'm not going to accept just anyone that asks me


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    As I explained to someone before: we are completely opposite, we have completely opposite experiences:

    Men pursue and want sex all the time,
    Women are pursued and are asked all the time to have sex.

    I'm not going to accept just anyone that asks me

    I've been the pursuer in the past and I'm a woman. I've dated men who did not want sex all of the time whereas my sex drive was quite high. I'm a woman.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    As I explained to someone before: we are completely opposite, we have completely opposite experiences:

    Men pursue and want sex all the time,
    Women are pursued and are asked all the time to have sex.

    I'm not going to accept just anyone that asks me
    Why do you always generalise on here? What is true for you is not true for all women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Women are pursued and are asked all the time to have sex.

    You make that sound like a bad thing.

    I mean, barring the odd idiot, surely that's a good thing? If nothing else it means you'll have some options.
    I'm not going to accept just anyone that asks me

    Has anyone ever said you (or any other woman) should?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I've always said that the ugliest girl in a club will get a fella if she wants whereas the ugliest fella doesn't have that same joy. It's a standards thing.

    The whole she is one step up from a **** approach?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I've got hoes in many area codes.....

    Need boats though, otherwise it means nothing.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I've been the pursuer in the past and I'm a woman. I've dated men who did not want sex all of the time whereas my sex drive was quite high. I'm a woman.

    PM sent :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    Realistically a woman shouldn't have any trouble. The fact there is an abundance of thirsty lads out there, if they simply wanted to get it they can. Women also have a ridiculous advantage when it comes to online dating. I've seen some girl's Tinders and they're constantly getting messages all day every day from lads. Now of course most of those lads are pure melts but still a woman can sit back and watch the lads try their best to woo her.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    polan wrote: »
    Just out of pure curiosity, I'm directing this towards the female audience as I'm wondering if your men make excuses not to get it on :D

    As a married man, of course men make excuses not to get it on, probably more so with partners of longstanding, but I do get tired and want to sleep when I go to bed a lot of nights.
    If its shameful to admit that, then shame on me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Irish people say "get laid" now?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PM sent :P

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,393 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    I'm so rough looking I'm only ever taken from behind :P

    You cant beat looking at a women's arse though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Why do you always generalise on here? What is true for you is not true for all women.

    Obviously it is generalising but going by online dating stats and simply observing nightlcub interactions and hearing about men and womens dating and sex lives its pretty fair to say that she was right , that majority of guys want sex and majority of girls are asked a lot for sex but are pickier about who they get with.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭Debtocracy


    Tigger wrote: »
    this is the ugly trooth
    10 % of lads fcuk 90% of girls
    the othe 90% of lads get to worry over the 10%

    thats a casual sex thing
    it evens out but basically if your male your either in the 10% or you have to go after the remaining 10%

    im sorry i didnt dio it but its true

    lads in the 10% can go out any wek and get laid
    as can girls in the 90%

    That’s not exactly true, it’s more consistent with the pareto principle – the top 80% of girls get with the top 20% of guys and the bottom 20% of girls get with the bottom 80% of guys. The pareto principle should also work within the top 20% of guys – the top 4% of guys could get with the top 64% of girls …. if they had the energy.

    This purely relates to casual hook-ups which are a highly valued resource for men - and as such it tends to work like the monetary system - the top 10% own 80% of wealth etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Can I put my massive tool in your box

    ride me sideways was another one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    I've been the pursuer in the past and I'm a woman. I've dated men who did not want sex all of the time whereas my sex drive was quite high. I'm a woman.

    +1 here. My sex drive has calmed down a lot but especially when I was younger and in relationships with men, I've been the one doing a good bit of the initiating and was sometimes knocked back. Now I am married to a woman so......let's just say my rejection rate has increased :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,073 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Me, I learned everything I know about love from Carole King:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    wakka12 wrote: »
    ......majority of girls are asked a lot for sex but are pickier about who they get with.

    They're only pickier because they can be though. Guys would be just as picky if they were afforded the same opportunities (with regards to choice) as women are. If women suddenly started coming on to men, to the same degree men come on to women, you'd soon start seeing the same behaviours manifesting in men (with regards to selectivity) that we currently see in women.

    Sure look at any extremely good looking guy or male celeb* for evidence of that.

    *excluding Wayne Rooney (given his predilection for OAPs). There's always the exceptions


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