Dealz Launches Its Own Sex Toy Range!

One eyed Jack

Excellent News!!

Seekers of cheap thrills will be very interested to hear about the new line of 'intimate' products which have been rolled out in Dealz stores across Ireland today.

The discount retailer has always been our first port of call when trying to pick up some bargains, but we're not sure if we'll be rushing out to pick up their latest line; a range of affordable sex toys.

The store's 'Nooky' range includes a Finger Fun Stimulator, Vibrating Love Ring, Joy Ring, Sexual Vitality Supplements For Her, Supplement For Men and Pure Lube, and cost a mere €1.50 per product.

The sexual vitality supplements come in pill form and claim to help lovers last longer, with users encouraged to take just two tablets ‘and say hello to fun times.’

In a statement, Dealz says they have introduced the new range in an effort to "to inject some excitement into bedrooms".

'Two in three women admit they feel embarrassed when stepping into a sex shop, so to counter this, we have unveiled a range of sex toys in sleek and discreet packaging available in stores nationwide", a spokesperson for the retailer said.

Sex behaviour expert Dr Pam Spurr said: "There’s still a stigma surrounding sex toys, with two-thirds of women still embarrassed when stepping into a sex shop.

"However, it appears that men don’t feel as flustered by the experience – a quarter admit they would be happy buying sex toys as a part of their weekly shop.


Source: buzz.ie


I dunno if I'd be buying them as part of my weekly shopping though!! :pac:

pjohnson

And tell me Jack was it the cheap sex toy that damaged your eye?

exaisle

Dildoz, I assume....

fryup

one things for sure they won't get many returns..imagine returning a sex toy you'd be morto

brevity

Careful now

Purple Mountain

fryup wrote: »

one things for sure they won't get many returns..imagine returning a sex toy you'd be morto

Well for 1.50 I'd certainly be morto!

Sofiztikated

fryup wrote: »

one things for sure they won't get many returns..imagine returning a sex toy you'd be morto

You'd be surprised.

It could still be warm and moist, and someone would try returning it.

Hande hoche!

Think there was a bargain alerts thread a while back..

One eyed Jack

pjohnson wrote: »

And tell me Jack was it the cheap sex toy that damaged your eye?

Let that be a lesson about buying cheap rubber cock rings, damned things snap under the slightest bit of give!

Your Face

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Source: buzz.ie

harry Bailey esq

pjohnson wrote: »

And tell me Jack was it the cheap sex toy that damaged your eye?

It wasn't the sex toy doctor, my dear wife clocked me when I brought it home. Who would have guessed that such a petite lady could deliver such a well aimed, deviating uppercut.

selwyn froggitt

A great bang for your buck!

fleet_admiral

Cheaper than paying the €2 for the bus into town to sit on the back seat near the engine....

valoren

Can't wait for the 'Pound' land one's

selwyn froggitt

valoren wrote: »

Can't wait for the 'Pound' land one's

Indeed,when Poundland introduced the 'one size fits all' Vibrating Bullet in the UK a few years ago,they flew off the shelves.

However some of the customers decided to leave it in the box

Irish Guitarist

'Two in three women admit they feel embarrassed when stepping into a sex shop, so to counter this, we have unveiled a range of sex toys in sleek and discreet packaging available in stores nationwide", a spokesperson for the retailer said.

How the fuck would it be less embarrassing to buy a sex toy in Dealz? At least in an adult shop you're not surrounded by kids buying three Mars Bars for €1.50 and the cashier doesn't generally look like he or she is about sixteen years old.

Outlaw Pete

Bet you there won't be any pocket pussies, budget Fleshlights or even a blow up doll.

#sexism

Irish Guitarist

There's some pictures of them here.

https://www.thesun.ie/fabulous/1550325/dealz-has-released-a-new-range-of-sex-toys-for-150-so-would-you-try-them/

Banjo

This is an outrage! Who in their right mind does their weekly shop in Dealz???

Annasopra

exaisle wrote: »

Dildoz, I assume....

They have had dildos in deals for a few years. I randomly noticed them 1 day. Kinda odd that they sell them I thought.

topper75

fryup wrote: »

one things for sure they won't get many returns..imagine returning a sex toy you'd be morto

ha ha:D

"You see, it's supposed to ... but then I ... and what it did was... so I think this one is maybe faulty.:o"

ohnonotgmail

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

How the fuck would it be less embarrassing to buy a sex toy in Dealz? At least in an adult shop you're not surrounded by kids buying three Mars Bars for €1.50 and the cashier doesn't generally look like he or she is about sixteen years old.

luckily most dealz stores seem to have self-service checkouts.

Are Am Eye

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

luckily most dealz stores seem to have self-service checkouts.

<snigger>

ohnonotgmail

Are Am Eye wrote: »

<snigger>

you're mind is a pit of depravity

up for anything

About time. It pisses me off paying €70 In Anne Summers for a 30 second, battery eating orgasm.

topper75

up for anything wrote: »

About time. It pisses me off paying €70 In Anne Summers for a 30 second, battery eating orgasm.

battery eating?

Seems there is some new sick sh!t every day now.

Purple Mountain

fryup wrote: »

one things for sure they won't get many returns..imagine returning a sex toy you'd be morto

Wait for the consumer threads to start here. .
I tried to return my rabbit but was refused a refund because the package was open..

screamer

Dealzzzzzzzz.......

AMKC

Sex toys in Dealz the worlds gone mad. Who next maybe Lidl and Aldi will do some next.

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

How the fuck would it be less embarrassing to buy a sex toy in Dealz? At least in an adult shop you're not surrounded by kids buying three Mars Bars for €1.50 and the cashier doesn't generally look like he or she is about sixteen years old.

If only there was self-service checkouts in Dealz.

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

luckily most dealz stores seem to have self-service checkouts.

You mean there is self service checkouts in Dealz. Think I have only ever been in one with self-service checkouts hopefully more install them now.

sjb25

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ohnonotgmail

AMKC wrote: »

Sex toys in Dealz the worlds gone mad. Who next maybe Lidl and Aldi will do some next.



If only there was self-service checkouts in Dealz.



You mean there is self service checkouts in Dealz. Think I have only ever been in one with self-service checkouts hopefully more install them now.

admittedly i have only been in the two in dublin city center but both have recently installed self-service checkouts.

AMKC

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

admittedly i have only been in the two in dublin city center but both have recently installed self-service checkouts.

I have not noticed the self-service checkouts in the ones up there but will be using them next time I am in there if its busy.