Man United vs Everton, Sky, 4PM kick off

Lord TSC

1-0 United within five minutes from a Valencia wondergoal

Liamalone

This is going to be a hard watch

Unearthly

What an incredible goal

Stunner

Come on Utd hammer them

Rayne Wooney

Valencia crossing it perfectly into the top corner

Liam McPoyle

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Valencia crossing it perfectly into the top corner

See that's where he is making the mistake.

He cannot cross so he should just score goals instead.

Paleblood

What kind of reception did Rooney get?

nullzero

Paleblood wrote: »

What kind of reception did Rooney get?

Got breathalyzed getting off the bus.

Minderbinder

United have actually been awful in the first twenty minutes.

Omg

Minderbinder

Minderbinder wrote: »

United have actually been awful in the first twenty minutes.

No they haven't
Just because Everton have had a bit of possession

markcahill1985

Lukaku has to score them

y0ssar1an22

is it very slow game? seems to be plenty of instances with a utd player standing still for a few seconds deciding what to do with the ball

Minderbinder

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Minderbinder wrote: »

United have actually been awful in the first twenty minutes.

No they haven't
Just because Everton have had a bit of possession

No, because they've created nothing. I can't think of one player who has played well from the front six.

Still, rather that and be one up, than be playing well at 0-0.

Sand

markcahill1985 wrote: »

Lukaku has to score them

Well, it would certainly make winning matches easier if he did.

Minderbinder

Minderbinder wrote: »

No, because they've created nothing. I can't think of one player who has played well from the front six.

Still, rather that and be one up, than be playing well at 0-0.

The score is 1-0

Which means they created the chance and converted it

Minderbinder

y0ssar1an22 wrote: »

is it very slow game? seems to be plenty of instances with a utd player standing still for a few seconds deciding what to do with the ball

It's just very disjointed. United haven't got going, maybe it's early goal syndrome but it's been poor.

JaMarcusHustle

Pass Rashford ffs.

The Backwards Man

Jesus your man Hucknall looks more and more like Bosco every day

y0ssar1an22

rashers can be very frustrating to watch at times. gets into a good position but then seems clueless about whether to pass/shoot, go on the inside or outside and ends in over running it or running into traffic

Minderbinder

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Minderbinder wrote: »

No, because they've created nothing. I can't think of one player who has played well from the front six.

Still, rather that and be one up, than be playing well at 0-0.

The score is 1-0

Which means they created the chance and converted it

Yeah that was fantastic eye of the needle stuff the way Matic created that. Valencia couldn't miss it.

PhlegmyMoses

y0ssar1an22 wrote: »

rashers can be very frustrating to watch at times. gets into a good position but then seems clueless about whether to pass/shoot, go on the inside or outside and ends in over running it or running into traffic

Tbf, this is exactly what I would expect from a young lad.

Miki

First touch has to be better

Unearthly

Feel like united can score on counter here

JaMarcusHustle

Mkhitaryan having one of those games that he has all too often.

Liam McPoyle

What a ball from Rashers.

y0ssar1an22

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

Tbf, this is exactly what I would expect from a young lad.

fair point but frustrating all the same

JaMarcusHustle

Mata furious at Lukaku for not closing down the keeper and just standing there.

PhlegmyMoses

That Everton backline is looking its age. Get Rashford running at it as much as possible.

S.M.B.

United very wasteful. Not creating many clear cut chances but had some opportune moments to put some daylight between the teams.

Everton having a much bigger say in midfield than I'd like and are very much in the game unfortunately.

Berserker

Everton in this but you get the feeling that United could pull away in the second half. Keeper should have done better with the goal.

Minderbinder

Thought United improved in the last 15 minutes, party because Everton pushed a bit further up the field. Expect they'll have more opportunities in the second half, similar to the first two games of the season.

raze_them_all_

Berserker wrote: »

Everton in this but you get the feeling that United could pull away in the second half. Keeper should have done better with the goal.

Like have built a brick wall behind him? not a hope he was saving that

Berserker

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

Like have built a brick wall behind him? not a hope he was saving that

Take note of the smiley. I was joking. Two keepers wouldn't have saved that.

Minderbinder

Have to be thankful to the Everton backline. They're the only ones making chances for United.

PhlegmyMoses

How is Martina not even on a yellow card? Twice with cynical fouls to stop breaks. You never get away with those.

Liamalone

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

How is Martina not even on a yellow card? Twice with cynical fouls to stop breaks. You never get away with those.

The last foul was hardly cynical and the 'break' was well over after the initial tussle with Keane.

Berserker

Everton really lacking a bit of pace up front. Could see them getting something from this game if they had it.

Stream is ****ed
Annoying

Paully D

Phil Jones has been immense again today.

Rekop dog

Rooney threw some serious shade at Jags when he played that terrible pass.

PhlegmyMoses

Boom. Their defence was trying to do that all day.

Hotblack Desiato

Mkhitaryan

Sand

Game over. Nicely taken goal.

Rossi IRL

Would like to see Lukaku score

Rossi IRL

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Would like to see Lukaku score

Boom

Berserker

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Would like to see Lukaku score

Just got your wish. Bit of an ass with the ear gesture to the Everton fans though.

Hotblack Desiato

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Would like to see Lukaku score

Wish granted.

Lukker-

Was that necessary from Lukaku? Seems like a twat

Mr.Nice Guy

That was brilliant. The Everton fans gloated over his free kick and then seconds later he scores.

Sand

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Would like to see Lukaku score

Wish granted!