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Thoughts

  • 16-09-2017 10:25pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭


    I was doing the dishes this afternoon and I thought, what if I am completely different person than I think I am, and I think that only because I am off the other myself's head for a bit? Scary.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I often wonder if crane drivers would be good at playing teddy bear machines


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Solomon Pleasant


    I spent over 3 hours this evening contemplating my purpose in life and still haven't figured it out. Yay.


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    Who are we really?


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    Colorless green ideas sleep furiously


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    I used to think I was a polly pocket


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Why is blue blue? Why is orange orange? And is my blue the same as your blue, your orange, or something completely different?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,574 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    bluewizard wrote: »
    I was doing the dishes this afternoon and I thought, what if I am completely different person than I think I am, and I think that only because I am off the other myself's head for a bit? Scary.
    Do a reality check - do normal people wash dishes in the afternoon? Do you wash dishes (in the afternoon)? If you think they / you do, then yes, you are off your head.
    And is my blue the same as your blue, your orange, or something completely different?
    Likely similar to other people's blue, but not necessarily the same.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,574 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    I would like to see myself through someone elses eyes , just to see how others perceive me to be .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    I would like to see myself through someone elses eyes , just to see how others perceive me to be .

    Youre 24 carat gold in my eyes Mam!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,574 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    anna080 wrote: »
    Youre 24 carat gold in my eyes Mam!

    Ah stop Anna , or the fascinator won't fit my head on the day!!
    Thanks though :)
    But did you ever wonder how we must seem to other people ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    Ah stop Anna , or the fascinator won't fit my head on the day!!
    Thanks though :)
    But did you ever wonder how we must seem to other people ?

    I always do. You're never gonna get someone brutally honest with you though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Why do Chinese takeaways only sell cans and not bottles?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,574 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    I always do. You're never gonna get someone brutally honest with you though.

    It's not even for someone to be honest with us , it's just to know how we come across to others , that's all, for me anyway .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Why do Chinese takeaways only sell cans and not bottles?

    Why do you never see ads for Chinese takeaways?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    bluewizard wrote: »
    I was doing the dishes this afternoon and I thought, what if I am completely different person than I think I am, and I think that only because I am off the other myself's head for a bit? Scary.

    I think this is why we tend to hate hearing our own voices on a recording. I can't stay on the phone with someone if I can hear my own voice echoing a second later.

    Likewise, I find I am critical of myself in film footage.

    I am judging myself from the perspective of different person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭oneilla


    I often wonder if crane drivers would be good at playing teddy bear machines

    Haha :)

    When those teddy machines are getting packed they're packed in tight


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭meeeeh


    Why do I have to wash the dishes?

    And I always wondered what Napoleon really thought when he arrived to Moscow?


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    Is everything as I see it the same for everybody? Is there a reality at all, or is everything just in my imagination and perception only?


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    I woke up this morning and it seems my life up to this point has just been a dream.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭wally1990


    If a man tells a joke in a forest and no one is around to hear, will the feminists still be offended?

    Hahahahahahah


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    Is the glass half-full or half-empty?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    branie2 wrote: »
    Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

    Neither its twice as big as it needs to be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


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    I can't fathom the science


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,743 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Why is blue blue? Why is orange orange? And is my blue the same as your blue, your orange, or something completely different?

    Light scattering!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    branie2 wrote: »
    Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

    Halfway to being refilled


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Jimbob1977 wrote: »
    You speak into a telephone.

    Your voice travels down electric wires.

    Your voice is perfectly reassembled at the other end.

    I can't fathom the science

    It's perfectly simply really, sound is an analogue wave - a reverberation in the air if you will, the characteristics of that wave is coded into another type of data - a digital sequence - sent by positive feelings to the telephone where the Bird of Paradise who oversees the spiritual realm of communication, rides the moon chariot across the heavens, to he who is appointed by Hermes to the reassembly device. No mystery about it, and the voice is heard on the other phone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    bluewizard wrote: »
    I was doing the dishes this afternoon and I thought, what if I am completely different person than I think I am, and I think that only because I am off the other myself's head for a bit? Scary.

    You're never alone with schizophrenia


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭bigar


    It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

    Other fictional characters have changed sex so why not?


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    Returns anon to the shallows of a transparent stream.
    The man, raising melons outside the green gate of the city,
    Was once the Prince of the East Hill.
    So must rank and riches vanish.
    You know it, still you toil and toil — what for?

    — Li Po.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Can anyone hear my inner thoughts?

    The only voice in my head is my own voice.. should i be envious that 'other' people hear more than one voice?


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