Nuclear Strike pending - what do you do?

Kermit.de.frog

A nuclear weapon is about to be used on Dublin in a world war.


You have been given a televised warning of 4 minutes until strike.


What do you do?

The_Valeyard

Get some sleep

Canis Lupus

Get in a fridge should be the obvious answer.

soups05

have sex with the wife....





twice

alberto67

Troll on Boards.

Kermit.de.frog

soups05 wrote: »

have sex with the wife....





twice

Sounds painful. Two minutes a go like....

Gremlinertia

With the crazy clementine in office i guess we are in a situation of nuclear strike pending, so keep plodding?.

branie2

Head for the nearest fallout shelter - if Ireland has any

screamer

Kiss your ass goodbye.....

minikin

Sit on the jacks in blissful ignorance - reading boards bitching about travel pass over-use on public transport, whilst all the pensioners (tv watchers) clog the buses out of town in a bid for survival. Good luck with the repopulation attempts old dudes!

uck51js9zml2yt

Find your iodine pills..... quick!

WoollyRedHat

Party like it's 1999

Samaris

Go on a rampage on boards and ban everyone..

Actually, pretty good where I am, so staying put and would probably stay glued to the news until the power went off.

The J Stands for Jay

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

What do you do?

The wife.

Canis Lupus

branie2 wrote: »

Head for the nearest fallout shelter - if Ireland has any

4 minutes. You'd want to live close.

donegaLroad

branie2 wrote: »

Head for the nearest fallout shelter - if Ireland has any

There actually is one not too far from where I am. It was built in the 80's and was opened as a night club, but technically is a nuclear fallout shelter

The J Stands for Jay

donegaLroad wrote: »

There actually is one not too far from where I am. It was built in the 80's and was opened as a night club, but technically is a nuclear fallout shelter

Where's that?

Outlaw Pete

Have sex with someone's wife, twice.

RobbingBandit

Neighbours wife and daughters too.

Protect my girlfriend from all you weirdos.

Winterlong

4 minutes? I would have some Jelly AND Icecream. Go mad all together.

Barry Badrinath

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Protect my girlfriend from all you weirdos.

It's ok, she's safe, we don't want her.

Allinall

Oh no... I don't have a television.

Where do I stand?

endacl

Allinall wrote: »

Oh no... I don't have a television.

Where do I stand?

In the corner, where the telly should be.

bucketybuck

A 4 minute time frame renders the OP rather pointless.

Ludo

Sit back and laugh as Cork will become de real capital finally boy...

sjb25

Bottle of whiskey and a shot glass....................

Cry. Freak out a little. Go outside bollock naked. Crotch thrust my way into the nuclear fallout.

Filmer Paradise

Cancel the milk.

Widdershins

Keep calm and drink some tea. You'd have no pain in your head after a direct hit so your last moments might a well be peaceful. I feel so sorry for people who have to think seriously about this kind of thing right now.

Akrasia

I'd get me some Cake (it's a made up drug)

Cake contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.

The 4 minutes will feel like a lifetime so I'll be able to ignore the threat and carry on

valoren

Take my iodine pills with a big, smug smile. Crisis averted.

branie2

Ever see the episode of Only Fools and Horses where Del, Rodney and Granddad build their own nuclear fallout shelter?

minikin

Plenty of time to slap on some sun block, factor 8 should do it.

donegaLroad

McGaggs wrote: »

Where's that?

Jackson's Hotel nuclear shelter

interview here

topper75

Get in touch with my inner nihilist - drive up to the mast on the mountain to get a good view of it all going to **** and laugh.

Beta Ray Bill

This is me:



So I'd actually be grand.... (Stronger in fact)

rest of ye would be fooked though!

brownbinman

cup of tea...be grand

Lux23

Wouldn't be a lot you could do in four minutes. Cry? Smash things, I don't know.

Boom_Bap

I'd buy loads of frozen pizzas. I reckon that when the nuke goes off, it'll cook the pizzas quickly and I'd be able to stuff me fat eroding face with some before death.

Boom_Bap

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'd buy loads of frozen pizzas. I reckon that when the nuke goes off, it'll cook the pizzas quickly and I'd be able to stuff me fat eroding face with some before death.

...and makes sure the immersion is switched off.

tayto lover

I hope it lands on my head.
Wouldn't want to be around after it.

Larbre34

Make my way towards O'Connell Bridge, or as far as one could get in 4 minutes, you don't want any risk of being a maimed survivor of one of those bad boys, get it over with for certain. Bottle of 18yo Jamey on the passenger seat of course.

Vinculus

A dram of Whiskey for me too and I'd go out singing a song for Ireland.

sjb25

Leave the immersion on

Supergurrier

I doubt Dublin would even get nuked. Plenty of other military complexes/population hubs in non neutral countries to nuke first.

There may be thousands of warheads in existence but not nearly as many platforms for launching them.

Fallout reaching us from the UK or north is a strong possibility however.

faceman

Larbre34 wrote: »

Make my way towards O'Connell Bridge, or as far as one could get in 4 minutes, you don't want any risk of being a maimed survivor of one of those bad boys, get it over with for certain. Bottle of 18yo Jamey on the passenger seat of course.

End of the world and you settle for a Jameson? You'll die never knowing what real whiskey is like.

Boom_Bap

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o1s1n

Widdershins wrote: »

Keep calm and drink some tea. You'd have no pain in your head after a direct hit so your last moments might a well be peaceful. I feel so sorry for people who have to think seriously about this kind of thing right now.

Unless you're in an area a bit further out where you won't be vapourized. Might then instead suffer the experience of your skin melting off your bones from the heat.

:eek:

Kuva

not gonna happen, they've modified the 1918 Spanish flu so that no one has any resistance, especially older folk. t'll be released at some stage and a billion or so will drown in their own body fluids.

Thats what's coming.

RobbingBandit

Find Mary harney get her to drop her breeches and let the rocket fly into the chasm