Face Tattoos

Jobs OXO

Takes a special kind of lunacy to get something like this....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/devast8-face-tatoo-man-no-work-new-zealand-mark-cropp-drunk-brother-home-made-alcohol-prison-two-a7840356.html

Would you employ this poor oaf?

Charlie19

Should've just grown a beard.

Winterlong

And the love bites make the whole look.

bee06

Unfortunately it's not just the tattoo that's holding him back. He mispelt his Facebook pitch on Auckland jobs and doesn't even have a CV!

Armchair Andy

Well his mam's proud of him. That's all that matters.

pickarooney

Yeah, it's definitely not the criminal record holding him back.

HigginsJ

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Takes a special kind of lunacy to get something like this....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/devast8-face-tatoo-man-no-work-new-zealand-mark-cropp-drunk-brother-home-made-alcohol-prison-two-a7840356.html

Would you employ this poor oaf?

2 years for aggravated robbery, nickname devast8, large tattoo of nickname on his face, got tattoo after session of homemade alcohol in prison.

As a candidate, I reckon he would be fairly low down the list of people for the job, any job.

Dr Crayfish

You actually get used to face tattoos in NZ because of the Maoris, but I don't remember seeing white dudes with them. What a clown.

Lorelli!

I was going to a fancy dress party a while ago and I found these fake body tattoos and I used one to put a sort of band of tatoos across my forehead.

My oh and I were in the pub having a drink before the party and a man came in and then did a double take. He looked like he was about to cry and he said "is that real? I mean it looks great but why? Why would you do that?" :pac: I can only imagine the reaction that people get with real ones!

HigginsJ

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

You actually get used to face tattoos in NZ because of the Maoris, but I don't remember seeing white dudes with them. What a clown.

Fair point but slight difference between a traditional Maori tattoo and a guy with Devast8 on his face.

Pac1Man

Kind of feel sorry for him. Hasn't made many good decisions in life so far.

biko

His appalling grammar doesn't help either.

mad muffin

He's only 19. He's trying. I applaud him.











































ah who am I füçkîn kidding? The gimp :pac:

gramar

That face and he mentions chainsaws.
You're hired son!

houlihand

he turned down loads of job offers he got there reently

The_Valeyard

I'm sorry to say this, but,......



I bet he is devastated.

Burial.

Speaking of face tattoos, sort of, my friend who suffers from bad hair loss is after booking himself in to get his head tattooed so that it looks like a clean buzzcut with strong hairline. From pictures I have seen online of the before/after it seems to look well and he's lucky he's got a decent shaped head to be bald.

Fr_Dougal

jamesbere

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fool

DEFTLEFTHAND

That poor bastard.

I feel so sorry for people who make disastrous life choices in their youth.

foxy farmer

Winterlong wrote: »

And the love bites make the whole look.

If he asks nicely, whoever gave him those might move up a few inches and suck the ink out or else wear the face off him.

Jurgen Klopp

Burial. wrote: »

Speaking of face tattoos, sort of, my friend who suffers from bad hair loss is after booking himself in to get his head tattooed so that it looks like a clean buzzcut with strong hairline. From pictures I have seen online of the before/after it seems to look well and he's lucky he's got a decent shaped head to be bald.

I've seen those from Vinci they look excellent, only thing is he'll nearly have to shave his head every single day or at most every 2 days

The only real drawback is what happens when he gets old and goes grey if he can't shave his head

Deub

Is this article an advertisement for NZ prisons?

Get jailed in NZ because:

- You can make your own alcohol.
- You get free tatoos ! (we have the equipment for the big ones if needed.

freshpopcorn

The tattoo isn't his only issue that's stopping him from finding a job!

Galwayguy35

Face tats look ok on Maoris, the guy this thread is about not so much.