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I'm so f****** sick of physics

  • 13-07-2017 8:39pm
    #1
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭


    f*** this s***. so f****** sick of hearing about f****** quasers and f****** photons and f****** electrons f****** jumping around in a f****** space time continuum and f****** multiverses and f****** teleporting electrons. And every time I try to I dream of genie blink myself a million f****** dollars it doesn't f****** work.

    F****** bulls**** :mad:


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  • #2
    smokingman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,762 ✭✭✭smokingman


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    f*** this s***. so f****** sick of hearing about f****** quasers and f****** photons and f****** electrons f****** jumping around in a f****** space time continuum and f****** multiverses and f****** teleporting electrons. And every time I try to I dream of genie blink myself a million f****** dollars it doesn't f****** work.

    F****** bulls**** :mad:
    Is that you Donald?...


  • #3
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Sounds like what Chief O'Brien would say when Picard asked him to go to warp 10


  • #4
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Put down the pipe


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    All nonsense made up to draw down grants on the free scientific aid scheme.

    In there before people just applied the usual guff spouted on legal threads to this one.


  • #6
    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Put down the pipe

    Sounds like he hasn't got enough in the pipe.


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  • #7
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    f*** this s***. so f****** sick of hearing about f****** quasers and f****** photons and f****** electrons f****** jumping around in a f****** space time continuum and f****** multiverses and f****** teleporting electrons. And every time I try to I dream of genie blink myself a million f****** dollars it doesn't f****** work.

    F****** bulls**** :mad:

    You really should stop watching children's tv, it's clearly too advanced for you. Try having a nap and sucking your finger.


  • #8
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,694 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    In the words of Samuel Johnson, "No, Sir, when a man is tired of physics, he is tired of life"


  • #9
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    f*** this s***. so f****** sick of hearing about f****** quasers and f****** photons and f****** electrons f****** jumping around in a f****** space time continuum and f****** multiverses and f****** teleporting electrons. And every time I try to I dream of genie blink myself a million f****** dollars it doesn't f****** work.

    F****** bulls**** :mad:

    Every time you used a '*' you created a paradox in the space time continuum and you are possibly the original cause of the muiltiverse. So you are the cause of your own annoyance.


  • #10
    gctest50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭gctest50


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    f*** this s***. so f****** sick of hearing about f****** quasers and f****** photons and f****** electrons f****** jumping around in a f****** space time continuum and f****** multiverses and f****** teleporting electrons. And every time I try to I dream of genie blink myself a million f****** dollars it doesn't f****** work.

    F****** bulls**** :mad:



    https://jobs.web.cern.ch/

    only place for you - there's loads to be doing

    never mind all that million dollars stuff



    .


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I knew you were going to say that!




    Oh, sorry, I read that as psychics.


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  • #12
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    String theory is where it's at. How long is a piece of string?


  • #13
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    At one and the same time you are not at all fcuking sick of physics.


  • #14
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Ipso wrote: »
    String theory is where it's at. How long is a piece of string?

    Physics teaches us that the string does not actually possess a length. Only by measuring it do we create a length for the string.


  • #15
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,694 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    At one and the same time you are not at all fcuking sick of physics.

    Schrodinger's battered Mars bar.


  • #16
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Beers law ftw.


  • #17
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,402 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Erik Shin wrote:
    Sounds like what Chief O'Brien would say when Picard asked him to go to warp 10


    Warp 10 is theoretically impossible. So I wouldn't blame him


  • #18
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,864 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Physics doesn't care what you think.


  • #19
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Fizzicks


  • #20
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The Difference


    the_difference.png


  • #21
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Fizzicks
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfFLKEOWhXM


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  • #22
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    My physics teacher was hot.Quasar hot.My photons were expanding for the whole of 5th year.


  • #23
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Westernyelp wrote: »
    Warp 10 is theoretically impossible. So I wouldn't blame him

    Warp 14 was achieved ;)


  • #24
    Special Circumstances
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    In the words of Samuel Johnson, "No, Sir, when a man is tired of physics, he is tired of life"

    And I will strike down upon him with great vengeance and fuurrrious anger!


  • #25
    hank scorpio89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭hank scorpio89


    Today I sat on my sack because I forgot to put the toilet seat up for a Barry. .we all have issues


  • #26
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I like learning about physics, keeps me well grounded.


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