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Communion cannot be Gluten free!

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  • #2
    mzungu
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    It's all part of God's plan.


  • #3
    r93kaey5p2izun
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    Coeliacs usually drink the wine don't they? Well, that's what the many coeliac mass goers in my family do anyway.


  • #4
    freshpopcorn
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    In my area Coeliacs go up at the end and get a drink of wine!


  • #5
    Canis Lupus
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    Funny init how it literally changes to the body of christ but oddly retains the gluten.


  • #6
    Senna
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    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    Funny init how it literally changes to the body of christ but oddly retains the gluten.

    Christ is 75% gluten and 25% magic


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  • #7
    snowflaker
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    It can be genetically modified, but not gluten free- that's what I find most strange


  • #8
    Canis Lupus
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    snowflaker wrote: »
    It can be genetically modified, but not gluten free- that's what I find most strange

    Perhaps it's not bread if there's no wheat involved?


  • #9
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    They really should add some flavouring to communion.
    Strawberry flavour. Vanilla flavour and on special occasions a chocolate flavour.


  • #10
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    I can't believe it's not jesus.


  • #11
    kenmc
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    Won't someone think of the vegetarians?


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  • #12
    Tornaxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Tornaxx


    Is Coeliacs V Catholics just a dodgy typo?


  • #13
    everlast75
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    Tornaxx wrote: »
    Is Coeliacs V Catholics just a dodgy typo?

    Dunno - but it sounds like an awesome movie concept!


  • #14
    fatknacker
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    My body rejects thee.


  • #15
    padser
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    I must say I think it makes sense.

    After all, it's only catholics who eat it. Catholics believe what they are eating has been literally transformed into the body of a 2000 year old Jew.

    So why would someone with a Gluten allergy who eats it think it contains Gluten?

    Now vegetarians on the other hand......


  • #16
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    I heard that because all the priests are getting mad into a health buzz due to their fondness for roz Purcell, that theyre going to be making communion out of avocado going forward


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